Funny Clean Stories Novels & Stories

“This is beautiful Tulani. Just a few hours and Natasha’s hand already looks thinner than the rest. It’s one heavy stone you have here sweetie.” Natasha laughed while Tulani appeared disturbed. “Should I change it for a smaller stone?” He asked the two women. Martha and Natasha looked at each for a second before bursting out in laugher at the look of genuine concern on Tulani’s face. “What did I say?” Tulani asked Sean but the blank expression on his face told him that he too was just as confused as he was. “That was a joke Tula,” Natasha put his mind at ease. “Mum meant to say that the stone looks extremely expensive.”

I just kept scrolling through my timeline and conversed with the girls here and there, even though there was a littke dispute at the beginning I was still having a good time and was dying laughing from the stories the guys told. "Then her mom bust in the room, while I was just about to bust a nut; swinging a big ass frying pan i didnt even grab my pants I just jumped out the window forgetting that shit high ass fuck I almost broke a buttcheek" Jon said while everyone was straight rolling I swear almost every nigga got a crazy sex story. Chynna and the twins went to the store to get more marshmallows even though that task only requires one person, but I was happy she was gone cause everyone w

Tales watched, his breathing shallow, his fingers clenched into fists. Clein's laughter was weaker now, but the venom was still there. “You don’t scare me,” he rasped. “You think killing me changes anything? You think he’ll ever be clean?” He sneered at Tales, eyes gleaming. “No matter what you do, he’ll always be dirty.” Tales took a step forward. Clein turned his head, smirking. “What, my dear? You gonna cry?” Tales didn’t cry. He didn't mind his taunts.

Tank, I’m going to kill you, you dirty bastard. The toilet is overflowing, and the facets left on full. The bathroom is flooded with shit and water. Fucking great! I get to work cleaning. I gag a few times and get the mess cleaned up. The bathroom is now sparkling as I rip the gloves off my hands. The door bangs open and one of the members runs to the stall, undoing his belt. He slams the door and the sounds coming from him make me pull a face and I grab the cleaning cart and leave.

"She gets a good-night kiss, too." "Done." "And positive affirmations." "Uh-hub." "And...and..." "Klaus." I gripped her shoulders, forcing eye contact on her. "Go." I read the child Gravity a ridiculously humorous book called I Need a New Butt. To me, it was the height of literature. Fart jokes? Yes. Crack jokes? Yes. Stupid pranks? Yes. The child was a handful, but at least she had an idea about selecting good books. I then covered her with a blanket as if to smother a fire.

I breathed, the words barely a whisper, but my body was screaming the opposite. My asshole fluttered around the plug and my clit was swollen and aching, pulsing every time his cockhead nudged my entrance. He chuckled low, the sound vibrating through his chest into my back. “Too late, princess. You’re mine now. Say it again. Tell me you’re my cumslut while I stretch this tight pussy.” The cleaner’s footsteps stopped right outside our stall. She was probably two feet away, wiping the mirror, completely clueless. My pulse hammered in my ears.

I lined my cock up with her mouth, and said the only words that fit the occasion. "Clean it, and clean it good, cunt."

“Clean it, sweetheart. Taste how your pussy juices look all over Daddy’s cock.” I turned around quickly, mouth open, and took him deep, gagging as he pushed to the back of my throat. I sucked hard, tongue swirling, cleaning every drop of myself off him while he groaned and held my head. “Good girl. Suck it nice and sloppy. Get it wet so I can slam it back into that stretched out hole.” When he pulled out of my mouth strings of spit connected my lips to his cock. He flipped me onto my back again, pushed my legs up to my chest and slammed back inside in one hard thrust.

This big boss was supposed to look down on Uea for being too clumsy~ until the drunken main character who rejected Theo seduced the big boss to bed! It was really a filthy short story... 'But isn't that why I'm here?' 'I love filthy short stories the most!' Uea laughed wickedly. The door opened, and Ryan returned with a cup of water. After drinking the water, Uea knew there was no chance to touch or eat, so he left the office and returned to sleep in his office. Later in the evening, he received a call from Ryan, who wanted Uea to accompany him to meet a business partner in a bar.

Come closer, and I'll show you how it works! They played games, invented stories, make-believe, and many other things that the children of that city never had the opportunity to experience. With each new game that the rain boy taught them, the children became happier and consequently taller. By this time the rain had almost stopped and there was only a thin drizzle left. Until they started laughing so loudly that the old woman woke up from her sleep and ran with heavy steps to the children's room, all of them were having fun who didn't hear her coming. - I gave you shelter, clothes, food, and a place to spend the night and that's how you pays off! Destroying my children's minds! Making them