Funny Cleaning Stories Novels & Stories

Hae Jin looked resolved to face a big challenge. Nari couldn't hold it anymore, she laughed out loud clutching hard already hurting stomach Yuna looked very confused, "Have any of you washed or unclogged a toilet before?" "Er…" "So you haven't!." Hana confirmed it, rubbing her temple aggressively. How could two grownups be so naive that they didn't possess basic cleaning knowledge? "Um… I watched a YouTube video on that once. Although it was only half way through I have a short attention span at times. it looked very disgusting to touch the seats… that turned me off."

My heart was beating faster, just thinking of my salary and I picked up the cleaning tools. "Cleaning service is here," I said to the mic on the door and it sprawled open immediately, I gasp shockingly. " I'm glad it's you," The man said with a smirk and I smiled back because I believe he was joking. " I don't think there's any need for cleaning" I replied relaxedly and I hold my waist while staring around. "The duvet is itchy" He whined childishly and I burst into laughter before moving to the bed.

I knew the horses would be happy to see me since I was going there to make their home clean. Roger, the only stallion in the team, was mischievous enough to leave a big asf lump of shit for me to clean up. It was his way of pulling a massive joke on me. Sure enough, when I got there, I discovered Roger was being nice for a change which I appreciated. I could without having to scrap away shit that was strong enough to break the shovel in half. It took me three hours to get all the shit away then I moved to clean the toilet. I had to make a quick stop at the equipment room to grab the scrubs and brush I would need for the toilet.

Asher First day of cleanup duty was terrible. I had no trouble with cleaning. In fact, I did it fairly well. I worked as a janitor in various places over the years trying to make money to survive so it wasn't new to me. What was new was having to do cleanup duty while other students giggled and snorted and whispered over your head. No one was bold enough to say anything to my face. No one was bold enough to even giggle when I was close to them. They did that when my back was turned.

Almost, but I was filling my house with blood and above all, I was not good at cleaning - Look, I'm sorry to be rude and stuff. I'm not good at visits, but I'm even worse at cleaning and I don't know if you're going to bleed out or something, but it gives me chills just thinking about taking a sponge and removing stains. Do you mind going to the bathroom and so you clean that up? - Sure - Although he tried to put on a serious face again, he was holding back the laugh. Wonderful, now I was a rodeo clown.

I was a thirty-two-year-old cleaning woman named Gloria with bunions and a deep hatred for coffee spills. I pulled on a baggy grey cleaning uniform, stuffed my curls under a cap, pulled a medical mask over half my face, and shoved my phone deep in my pocket. Then I grabbed a mop bucket and cleaning supplies and made my way to the CEO floor like I owned the place. His secretary eyed me with suspicion. “Hey, uh… there’s no scheduled cleaning—” I channeled every lying cell in my body. Without thinking much, I said, “Mr. Hale called the cleaning department himself. Said he spilled coffee and needed urgent cleanup.”

However, while walking past the guards, he tripped and fell forward, causing the bucket of foaming water to splash on some of them. “Are you blind?!” one of them roared and moved forward to punch the cleaner but another guard stopped him. “We have no time to waste here. Master will get mad if he gets there before us!” The cleaner breathed a sigh of relief when they walked away. After a few minutes of standing there and watching them leave, the cleaner’s lips broke into a grin. He stepped away from the soapy water, went back to the room he came out from and rushed into the bathroom to take a hot bath.

I don't even know where to start from. I'm face to face with Johnny's bathroom Worse place on earth. Its literally the Most disgusting place in the history of disgusting Even the gas mask he gave me doesn't help enough for the smell I feel someone grab my shoulders "Well rat, enjoy this place is all yours, I want it polished and waxed" he hands me a cleaning appliances "have fun kiddo" "Help me someone" I spent the whole weekend cleaning up Johnny's mess, and still I couldn't get that stink out

* * * “Izzу, thе hоuѕе іѕ аѕ сlеаn аѕ a whіѕtlе, уоur mоthеr is nоt gоіng tо nоtісе a hаіr оut of рlасе, sit down wіth me, you’re making mе сrаzу.” It wаѕ true I’d bееn uр ѕіnсе six cleaning like a looney, thе hоuѕе dіdn’t need іt, but it was thе оnlу thіng to dіѕtrасt mуѕеlf frоm gоіng crazy аnd tеllіng Jоеl whаt I hаd done.

I would tell her I don’t wear designer clothes while cooking or cleaning. Our maid was really good at cleaning, but Winifred would tell me it always looks better when I scrub the floor on my hands and knees. She would insist that I do that while she was there. Usually, while I was scrubbing the floor, Winifred would “accidentally” spill some wine in a spot that I had just mopped, making go back to it.