Funny Curse Copy Pasta

For years, Lyra was the prophecy. She had the red hair, the green eyes, and the singular destiny: to become Luna and bring unrivaled power to the Incarnadine Pack. She dedicated her life to Alpha Rhys, trading her orphan past for a powerful future. But on the day of their engagement, Rhys shattered her world with a single, cruel declaration. He presented a perfect, prettier copy of Lyra —and publicly rejected his rightful Luna. Cast out, ridiculed, and targeted for death by the very pack she was meant to rule, Lyra ’s only path to survival was the most reckless gamble in the Land of Verdentia: she submitted her name for the Alpha King’s Luna Selection. The prize is a crown. The cost is suicide. King Kian is dark, cold, and rumored to be cursed. Every she-wolf fears his name, yet Lyra is determined to earn his terrifying affection. She must. His power is the only shield strong enough to stop her former pack from tearing her apart. But just as Lyra begins to melt the ice around the King’s heart, a desperate Rhys realizes the devastating secret he threw away and comes crawling back, determined to reclaim his Luna. He discovers, however, that the Cursed King is fiercely territorial. “Lay a hand on my Luna,” Kian snarls, his voice a promise of utter destruction, “and I’ll destroy you and your entire pack.” Lyra survived one betrayal. Can she survive a King’s obsession, and a former Alpha’s desperate regret, without losing her soul entirely?

I, Opal, was tossed into the Seven Tower Gate prison by my father, the ruthless Alpha. The world thinks I'm dead- a lie to keep me hidden. Cursed by a witch's hex, I'm a hurricane of destruction. My father wants my power, drained and gone. But I'm his worst nightmare. Six days left with the crescent moon closing in, I catch a scent. My wolf roars, everything shifts. "Mate," it growls, changing the game. Salvation or demise, the choice is mine.

Victoria is the daughter of an Alpha but not the Luna. She was the product of an affair. Her grandfather hating her and all she stands for. He sends her away to a private school. This was no ordinary private school it was a school for child assassins. Her wolf being wild and unmanageable makes her feared by her pack. The pack oracle tells her at five years old she needs to find her brother Axel he is the key to taming her wolf. As Victoria grows up she holds on to the day she will find Axel and tame her inner beast. For now she will keep Zarina locked away with magic and wolfsbane.

Trigger warning: Hardcore and 18+ content, reader discretion is advised. Lavinia is the Alpha's daughter but she has been locked up in a cottage in the forest her entire life. She was never told the reason why and the extent of her full potential was hidden away from her. After 18 years of being hidden away, she is finally allowed her freedom but it comes with a price, she'll have to marry the Prince of a rival pack. She makes the sacrifice for her freedom and meets Rylan, her arranged mate. He seems to be all that she could have ever dreamed of, her life seems to be going perfectly for the first time but is everything truly as it seems? What dark secrets could they be hiding from her? What exactly is the mystery behind the cursed wolf?

Elona Del Santiago, Deshe-shete anyos, palaban at palaging positibo sa buhay. Lumaki siya sa pang-aabuso at pananakit ng kanyang tiyahin sa kanya. Gusto lang naman ni Elona ng isang matiwasay na buhay kung saan kahit magkanda ugod-ugod na siya sa pagtatrabaho ay okay lang. Basta mayroon lang siyang matatawag na pamilya. Titiisin niya. Hanggang dumating ang araw na nakilala niya si Laurier, isang maginoo na lalaki. Ngunit paano kung…malaman ni Elona ang pinakatago-tago nitong sekreto? Paano kung…hindi siya pangkaraniwang tao dito sa mundo? Handa ba’ng talikuran ni Elona ang lahat-lahat at tanggapin si Laurier? O, magiging isang madilim at masayang bangungot nalang ang lahat?

BLURB Drasa Rurik, a hybrid with silver hair and Onyx eyes, has always lived with the pain of her parents’ mysterious deaths. Now, as she begins her first year at Nightshade School, her life takes an unexpected turn when she agrees to a fake relationship with Cassian Devereux, the heir to the ruthless Umbrafang Pack. What begins as protection against the relentless bullying soon turns into something neither of them anticipated. Drasa begins her pursuit to uncover the truth behind her parents' death, a truth she believes lies with Cassian’s father, Lucien. Drasa finds herself in a dangerous game of power and secrets with the threat of Elara’s jealousy and Lucien’s unyielding control, Drasa must decide whether to embrace her feelings for Cassian or use her powers to destroy the very family that has haunted her for years.

Amy carries the Iris curse in her blood. And when her family asks her to provide a child to carry on the family curse, she already feels the pressure of finding a man to be her child's father. Amy's ex-husband Joon Yi offers to find her the perfect man, but after a string of mishaps, they end up agreeing to have a child after their divorce. Amy and Joon Yi believe that having a child means death, and they will fight for the child's right to live despite knowing how cruel their world is.

It was late at night and her wedding day, having made up her mind to commit suicide because she has been rejected by her 5th groom. However she was saved by someone in Red hood! He was a cursed Alpha having limited time to live but in this few days, he wishes to get a chance at loves again just to break the curse and stumbles upon a human girl. But fate could be somewhat tricky, for the fact that this human has been trained to destroy immortals like him! Would this werewolf ever get a chance to break his curse? mostly when he got the wrong girl!

Four mates. Three dead. One rejection that shatters my world. When my pack sells me to the Grimshaw triplets to settle a debt, I think it's my lowest point. Three billionaire Alpha brothers who want to share me as their Luna? It sounds almost generous. Until the contract's hidden clauses surface. "First pregnancy must be sired by the firstborn, regardless of mate-bond preference" Dante claims breeding rights. Soren controls every decision. And Tarlon, the only one who shows me kindness, won't protect me when it counts. I thought I had attained freedom, but had I really, or was this a golden cage?

Life has never been easy for Cara. Discovering at an early age that she's not a full-blooded werewolf, but a hybrid; half-witch, half-wolf, in a world where hybrids are forbidden and are known as The Ruined or tainted blood, she loses her parents at sixteen, and then her sisters when her mate rejects her and leaves her for dead. Exiled from her Pack, she stumbles across four hot Alphas - Cage, Sloane, Donald, and Samson. Each of them stirs up something in her, and it's not long before she discovers that they're her second-chance mates. But Cara's priority is to find her missing sisters, and they're the only ones who can help her. Aware that she's running out of time, Cara strikes a deal with the - they'll help her find her sisters, while she'll guide them through the Woods of Evil. Being a half-witch, Cara's abilities will be put to the test. But with Cara's former Pack on the hunt for her for uncertain reasons which can never be for good, and the zombies that inhabit the Woods of Evil multiplying as the days pass by, passion and a peaceful life is the last thing in store for them. Will they survive the Woods of Evil? Will Cara's sisters ever be found? Will she and her new mates ever settle down to a peaceful life? [A Reverse Harem Romance]