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"Okay guys, we're here." "Alright, let's do this!" ~•~•~ Five teenagers decide to go on a dangerous adventure in a dark and hollow abandoned house in a deserted area miles away from their town. The house was rumoured to be a death trap for anyone who steps into it but all they really wanted more than anything was an adventure of their own - well, some of them. But in the end, they never made it out to tell their adventurous story. Twenty years down the line, a dorky and introverted 17year old Isabella Davies, who was a high school final year student decides to go on an adventure of her own in that same house. She barely managed to escape but her normal dorky life turns into a horrifying nightmare overnight as she becomes cursed with a ghost of death.

In a realm where power and destiny collide, a young girl becomes a pawn in a perilous game. As tensions rise and loyalties falter, an enigmatic alpha male emerges, bearing a curse that binds him to a fated union. Their connection defies all odds, but time is running out. Will they defy fate and rewrite their story, or succumb to forces that seek to tear them apart? Love, sacrifice, and redemption intertwine in a captivating paranormal romance. Can they break the curse and find a future together? The answer lies in their ability to unravel the secrets that threaten their very existence.

The cursed Alpha has claimed five lives. I was never meant to survive him—until a witch gave me a Redemption Code and a warning: I could cheat death only three times. Now I’m trapped in Kade’s world—a blindfolded Alpha feared by all, born from a forbidden union and cursed to destroy everything he touches. But every time I overcome the fear he plants in me, a black rose petal tattoo blooms on my skin—protecting me from the very curse meant to consume me. He says I’m different. That I might be the one to break his curse. That the tattoos mean I’m becoming immune. But I’m not here to save him. I’m here to survive him. And if the only way out of this bond is to pretend… then I’ll play along—until I uncover the truth behind his curse, his prophecy, and the reason he needs me alive. Even if a part of me is starting to wonder… what if the real curse is falling for him?

Prologue “We can’t be together,” he whispered, voice breaking. “You are my destruction.” Tears burned her eyes as she shook her head, stepping closer even though it felt like standing at the edge of a blade. “And you… are my ruin too.” The words tasted like a goodbye neither of them could accept. They were bound by something older than choice, older than mercy. A curse carved into blood and grief, waiting patiently for the moment they would finally meet. They were never meant to love safely. And if they ever surrendered to it— One would die. The other would be destroyed by love. The curse waited patiently. And destiny, cruel and inevitable, had already begun to pull them closer.

Alpha Tristan has been cursed never to find love due to his father's misdeeds. No matter how hard he tried, no one loved him including his own pack members that believed he's simply a thief, who stole the position that he was in. Frustrated and depressed, he cried out to the moon goddess to rid him of his undeserved curse and when the moon goddess finally appeared to him, she gave him a mission to go into the human world and find the one who can help him break out of his curse. He comes across Jade and Lydia; the two women with the glowing eyes. One of them has the power to break his curse and the other will cause more harm for him.

when Ashley realized that her mate was the same guy that raped her under the cold hard floor of their school restroom. she found herself falling into the evil hands of sex and seduction with a mix of danger and thrilling adventure, She discovered that she had a previous life with a vampire but can he succeed in ruining her life as he planned? find out

BLURB One curse. One survivor. One bond strong enough to break bloodlines. When Elysia D’Argent’s coven was slaughtered by the werewolf Alpha’s army, she swore vengeance. Years later, she infiltrates the palace of the cursed Alpha, Alaric Varyn, to finish what her mother’s dying curse began. But when her dagger hovers above his heart, the unthinkable happens—he wakes, captures her, and she does not die. For a man whose touch kills any woman who comes near, her survival is both miracle and temptation. Alaric knows she is hiding something, yet her immunity to his curse may be the key to breaking it. He offers her a choice—exposure and death, or life as his mistress under his command. Bound by danger and desire, they enter an arrangement that blurs the lines between hate and hunger. But as secrets unravel and feelings take root, Elysia discovers a truth far crueler than any curse: the Alpha she meant to destroy is not the monster his father was. And when enemies rise again to finish the war their ancestors began, love becomes their only rebellion. In a realm where magic and blood are bound, their passion will either end the curse or consume them both

Rachael Anderson, the only survivor of the Crescent moon pack. The most pampered child in the pack; having wonderful parents who were the Alpha and Luna but all these changed when disaster struck changing her fate from the once princess of Crescent moon pack to a maid in the Blackwood pack. Alexander Leopold, a ruthless and merciless Alpha king. Cursed to live forever and only by the true love of his destined mate would the curse be broken. But the circumstances of their present fate might be a hurdle. Would he succeed in making Rachael fall in love with him or would his pride get in the way and seal the curse in him forever?

Lucas was known as one of the strongest alphas who ever existed. Not because he was gifted or any sort of special, but only because he was cursed... Not just him but all his people in general, and his Luna in person. The only way to break his spell is to learn how to love. Years passed, and Lucas got to see his mate on more than just one occasion. It always starts and ends up in the same way, "the death of his mate". However, he tries his best to avoid her, if by not having her in his life maybe she would survive. Moreover, she gets in one way or another. The same things keep on happening for about 1400 years, and every time it ends up the same. Well, this was the least of his problems since he came to discover that his Luna might lose her life once and for all..... Two Luna's souls are locked in one body, one is cursed – the other is dark. The cursed one was taking full control over the years; her curse was to lose her life when she met her mate. On the other hand, the dark one refused to be locked in the shadows anymore. She decided to take back what she lost – a life. Well, a prophecy is taking place to the surface, the same prophecy holds nothing more than the doom that the dark Luna would bring along with her. ⇲  If you are into Lycans, Werewolves, Vampires, Hybrid, and Witches, then this is going to be your book...

OWNING HER INNOCENCE SERIES 1/6: Isla is an innocent lady who choose to hide her self from the cruel society. Since she was young she already know that she's far different from the other. A cursed lady is what she saw everytime she look at the mirror. But what will happened next if her path cross with the well-known bachelor, Loki Ferrer