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“Take your panties off.” He worked on his pants, letting them fall on his ankles. When I was too shocked to move, he growled at me, green eyes searing against mine. “Panties. Off. Now, Nirvana.” I did as he said, scrambling to remove my shorts and underwear. My lips went dry as I watched him enjoy stroking himself. “Open your mouth, suck me. Take me all in.” Lust fired up through my veins, and my clit ached for him. *** All her life, Nirvana Thorne thought she was just human, at least not until a mysterious guy rejected her for no reason. When she finally uncovers her family secrets, Knight reclaims her as his fated mate and forces her to dig deep into the unimaginable danger of the underworld to undo the curse. Fighting her attraction towards him is hard enough. Every time they get close, their chemistry sizzles, and the heat between them becomes irresistible. When the pack is under siege, she must learn to gain control of the newfound power within her while the alpha intends to show her where she belongs. *** All Knight Blackwell ever wanted was to run his pack while getting rich. What he didn’t need was a woman demanding his attention, let alone a human mate like Nirvana. So he rejects her. What he never sees coming is his mate possesses an ancient secret— she’s a creature bound in magic intertwined with an ancient dark prophecy and the key to something bigger than anything they’ve ever imagined. With his primal urges getting harder to resist and the powerful being wreaking havoc in his wake, Knight has to sate his dark cravings for his mate before they go to war that Nirvana might have to sacrifice a piece of herself.

Gemini is special, a blessed wolf or so her Alpha keeps telling her. With the ability to take others pain and heal them since she was twelve she’s been stuck in this “blessed life” of pain and suffering. But it’s not until her brother is exiled that she realizes she’s not an asset to her pack— She’s a prisoner. And she wants out. Roscoe is cursed, the Lycan King forced to live outside his pack in order for it to thrive. For years he has suffered in silence searching for the key to release him from his own personal hell and for years he’s searched in vein. But when an offering goes awry he finds himself face to face with the twists of fate and he isn’t sure what to do with it—well, her. He thinks she is an offering, and she thinks she can escape him. But can one ever really escape fate?

"I, Orion Knight in front of my pack and Mighty ancestors take this moment to announce the future Luna of this Pack." He spoke with confidence and certainty. "From this moment on, Lily Wintersong is your Luna and will my Wife." I heard him address the crowd in front of me but my body and mind were tangled with each other, it was hard to believe. It wasn't right!! Happiness was not meant for me. "Stopp…." I shouted out loud but in sadness. "I can't…I..I reject you as my mate." I said and ran out of the place leaving everyone behind. I rejected the one who made me feel warm. ~~~ Lily had to face nothing but pain as she grew up. Her mother died when she was young, she was accused of ripping her step mother's heart and called a monster by her Pack. Losing hope in everything she was sure the heavens wanted nothing but pain but Destiny had something more planned for her. She gets mated with the most feared Alpha who seems to be waiting for her since he turned eighteen and he is 800 years old but there is this rumour that says he is immortal. Will Lily accept him? Will Alpha's love her? Will she find the love she actually deserves? Will Alpha break her chains? Read to find out.

"Who thought this day would come so soon when…." He uttered, peering into her grey eyes which were aggressively shedding tears of pain and hatred. "Aereza Kensley would get willing to submit herself to me so easily," a sinful grin formed on his face as his ember orbs roamed all over her naked body which she had stopped covering. Getting to his feet, he walked closer to her. Standing just before her, he clutched a tendril of her hair and witnessed that hatred blazing in her watery eyes for him. "Why this much hatred when you have willingly come here to give yourself to me, bellissima?' his hoarse voice turned dangerously amiable. He knew she had come here to submit herself to him just because of her grandmother's life and safety which was captured in his hand. "Get on my bed and spread your legs wide for me,"She clenched her jaw and squeezed her eyes shut, hearing him whispering those words in her ear. Fresh wave of tears filled her eyes. He watched her obediently getting on his bed and laid there while opening her bare and trembling legs for him. His grin turned more sadistic as his gaze devoured her nakedness before climbing on top of her. He found her eyes were tightly shut. "Won't you look at me with those fearless eyes of yours anymore?" He whispered against her mouth before clutching her jaw aggressively. Forcing her head upward, he finally saw her tears burning eyes glaring at him. "You will forget about this hatred of yours for me after this night, bellissima," he cooed against her mouth, pinning her both hands above her head. Their eyes remained fastened with each other, pressing their naked bodies against each other. "And this is just its beginning, mate,"

After facing a harsh betrayal from her boyfriend, and step sister, Natalie's world shatters when her one-night stand turns out to be with her mate, Alpha Damien. But fate cruelly twists their destiny: as a scentless wolf, orphan, and woofless omega, Damien mistook her for a slut. Heartbroken and enraged, Natalie rejected and cursed him, breaking the mate bond, and in an unexpected twist of event, she discovered she was pregnant as a result of the one night stand she had with Damien, devastated, she had only one idea in mind, to flee from the pack, for fear of losing her pups and life in the hands of her cruel stepmother and sister. Years passed, and she found solace and love in the arms of a charming Gamma, after giving birth to twins, and what seems to be a redemption for Natalie is short-sleeved when her past comes running after her. Her rejected mate, Alpha Damien comes searching for her. Torn between obeying the mate bond and following her heart, Natalie faces an impossible choice. But that is only the beginning. A war erupts and her gamma lover reveals his true, deceitful nature and intentions; becoming her sworn enemy. Will Natalie face her fears and fight against the one she had once loved or will she flee the scene like she did in her past? Can Alpha Damien overcome the curse and reclaim Natalie's heart? Or will their mate bond remain forever entwined in a web of secrets, lies, and betrayal?

Deprived of his father's love and cursed by a blind witch, Zebulun has had his fair share of hardship and spite in life. Despite being the only heir to his father's throne, he happened to be his father's worst nightmare and the pack’s laughingstock. For who would desire a son that can't see nor speak? Moreso a King! A total disgrace to the royal bloodline and to himself at that. He realized that he wanted to be different, a different kind of King, irrespective of his disability. Just then he met his betrothed’s slave, a girl whose eyes burn with fiery fire and has a skin like silk. Then like a moth attracted to a flame he was lured towards her, but he tried to quench his feral attraction towards her even though he could hardly keep his hands to himself. Slaved and bought by different masters until she got to the last cruel one, Lucinda has seen and heard enough to last a lifetime or two. Hearing the sweet tales of having a mate, she has always looked forward to meeting hers even though she does not have a wolf, never had and it never bothered her. What happens when she meets the blind and mute prince and realizes that he was her mate, what worse? He happened to be her cruel mistress’ betrothed? Will she fight for their bond or run away like she has been running from the origin of her nightmares or will Zebulun fight through the everlasting darkness he has been innocently plunged into and break the curse? Will they both be able to keep their bond a secret or give in to their fated needs? Read to find out…

Even being Alpha's daughter, she was a weak werewolf, beauty without power; it became her retribution; she was just a trophy that everyone wanted to own. She became someone's obsession. She had a fiance who wanted to make her cheese pieces in his plan and a father who looked upon her as nothing but trash. Her fiance and her father wanted to cage her; they made her feel like nothing but a pathetic werewolf, She was helpless against her fate, but everything had changed when the beast, the God of a monster, cruel, bloodthirsty Alpha, attacked their pack on her wedding day. Once again, fate changed the path of their goal. When a blood war occurs between love, obsession, and destiny, what will happen?

Cassandra Baker, the respected Luna of the Crescent Moon Pack, believed her life was perfect alongside her husband, Alpha Sebastian Stones. She was the loving and loyal wife, beloved by everyone in the pack, until everything changed with the arrival of Emily, Sebastian Stones' fated mate. Cassandra's peace shatters when the infamous and cruel Cursed Alpha attacks her pack. To save everyone, Sebastian makes a terrible decision: Cassandra is handed over as a slave, a necessary sacrifice for the survival of those she once called family. Now, Cassandra faces a new reality as the prisoner of Xavier Blackwoolf, the Cursed Alpha. Amid fear and uncertainty, she must find a way to maintain her dignity and perhaps even discover a way to turn the tables in her favor. As she delves deeper into the dark world of the Cursed Alpha, Cassandra begins to question everything she knew about loyalty, love, and even her own nature. Can she find redemption in a man so cruel and bloodthirsty, who was rejected even by his own family from birth? Or will the power of the pack and the secrets of Xavier Blackwoolf's past consume her entirely, to the point where she falls in love with him? In a game of power and intense emotions, Cassandra must decide whether to resist the dangerous allure of the Cursed Alpha or surrender to a forbidden passion that could seal her fate forever.

After being sold to the cruelest alpha king of all time by her stepfather, Yennifer reluctantly accepts her fate. In order to secure her freedom, she must bear the cursed alpha king a son. However, what she doesn't expect is that the alpha king is her true mate. Unfortunately, he remains ignorant of this fact. Despite this, she waits, confident that the alpha king will eventually recognize their bond. Tragically, she discovers that she is nothing more than a tool to him. Devastated, she flees with her unborn child. The cold and domineering alpha king finally realizes his true feelings for her and deeply regrets his previous indifference. Driven by his desire to right his wrongs, he swears to do whatever it takes to find and reclaim her, even if it means facing off against numerous rival alphas. Can the alpha king locate Yennifer and recognize his own child? Will Yennifer, now a single mother pursued by several powerful alphas, allow him back into her life? Find out in the gripping tale of love and redemption.

“You are not here to love me. You are here to set me free. Do not forget that.” He was cursed for a thousand years. She was betrayed in a single night. Ivy was born glowing, otherworldly blue hair, glowing eyes, and a destiny too big for her fragile heart. Once cherished as the savior of her pack, she was brutally betrayed, rejected by the very alpha she loved... and left for dead. But death didn’t claim her. He did. Damon Blackfang. The cursed Lycan King. A beast feared by nations. A god in wolf’s skin. Silent. Brutal. Deadly. Bound by invisible chains that only a true mate can break. He never wanted love. He only wanted freedom. And she? She wanted revenge. Bound by prophecy. Fueled by vengeance. Tempted by something neither of them dared name, love. In a kingdom ruled by blood, betrayal, and beasts, Ivy must make an impossible choice: Break his curse… or break her own heart. Because when the chain falls… so might the king.