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Imagine being considered so useless that the first time someone asks for you as a gift, you're actually given to them. That was Rina's reality. She was considered the cursed daughter of a traitorous father and weak mother. Her red hair, which grows back rapidly after being cut was considered a proof of that curse by some. On the night she was born, the Sauna pack faced its most brutal attack and this tragic event was directly linked to her birthing. But when powerful twin princes Kendrick and Rowland show up to discuss pack business and their eyes catch the supposed cursed girl, life for Rina becomes different. One prince wants her to be his breeder and one claims that he is fated to her. The prince who lays claim to her first by demanding her from her alpha will own her. So when the first prince asks for her, she is given to him as a gift, and that's where her story begins.

"Masasabi mong siya na ang the one mo kapag unang kita mo pa lang sa kanya ay tinitigasan ka na." Para mabuhay ng matagal at mabali ang sumpa kailangan ni Kiba na kunin ang virginity ng babaeng makakapagpagising sa kanyang natutulog na alaga. Pero paano niya ito gagawin kung ang inaasahan niyang puputol ng sumpa ay nakatakda ng ikasal sa iba?

I am looking at it right now, not believing what I see. I decided that I would follow the whole wedding far away from them, almost near the exit, just so that I wouldn't have to exchange ideas with any of them. My mother is holding hands with Daud Lestari, the head of that family of thieves and murderers, smiling in her beautiful white wedding dress. Right behind them is Daud's son, Lanton Lestari, that cursed man. My new half-brother. It will take a while, but he will see who is in charge here. I myself will make it a point to hunt down and destroy every single Lestari there, starting with Lanton, or my name is not Lukman Sari.

For six years, Zara Grey has lived under a curse she doesn’t understand. Six times, fate has given her a mate—only for each one to reject her and mysteriously vanish without a trace. Marked as unwanted, whispered about in every pack, she has steeled herself against hope. But when Kael Draven, the ruthless Lycan King, claims her as his mate, everything changes.

His lap is my throne and my body is his salvation. Orphaned and enslaved, I was sold to Prince Erwin's palace to serve as his sex slave. They said the prince drinks blood daily and has a taste for killing people. That only blood, violence, and screams can arouse his sexual desire. His favourite colour was reddish blood, and my hair was red. Perhaps that's why he fell in love with me, made love with me almost every night, but sometimes his demonic side took over and he raped me me brutally. But deep in my heart, I know he loved me. He adorned me with the jewels, burned his own king-father alive, for me. He still chose me even though he was married to a beautiful noblewoman. And I loved him as well. He is the king of my body, my heart, and my soul. The prophecy says that I will die by his hand, and before that happens, I must free him from the curse he was born with. He is the beast, and I am the beauty. Can the beauty heal the beast? **** This story contains some adult concepts such as: - Slavery, Harem, and reverse harem (since the setting is in the 16th. I opposed slavery) - Graphic sexual and violent scenes (stay away if you are under 18) - Bloody vengeance (may be distressing to some readers. If you are easily triggered, it may be best to avoid this book) - Gods, Goddesses vs Demons (Based on Greek mythology, not suitable if you are too religious) This story is a work of fiction, intended to satisfy readers' wildest smut and romantic fantasies. Please do not read this book if you dislike the above topics. You have been warned.

Daria, an orphaned omega, thought finding her mate would save her and give her everything she had ever dreamed of… Until he rejected her, humiliating her before the entire pack. But after one night of unexpected passion, she falls pregnant with his child. Ecstatic, she believes fate has given her another chance, only to learn he wants nothing more than an heir to cure his curse. Heartbroken and betrayed, Daria flees. Years later, she returns, armed with more than she could ever think to achieve. Now, she must choose: let their bond mend what was broken, or let her anger destroy everything he holds dear.

After being deceived and banished by her former pack, Daphne Forster swears she will never be with an Alpha again. She believes Alphas are harsh and controlling, and she wants to be free and independent. But fate has a way of surprising her, and Daphne has no idea that meeting Alpha Calle will make her question her views and spark something inside her that she never thought possible. She tries to escape from his charisma, though the vengeful Alpha will not let her go, considering the complicated plans he has for her.

“I will take my revenge on all of you who destroyed my life.” I gritted out, struggling from his iron grip. “Not if you can't resist me,” He growled into my ear. “I know you're soaking wet for me, little bird and I can't wait to feel your tight little cunt stretching around my cock.” He slipped two fingers into my dripping wet pússy, making me arch my back as a traitorous moan slipped out of my lips. *** She was rejected by everyone in her pack. Including her father. She was treated like a slave by her Alpha and pack members. Aurora was never allowed to make decisions for herself, so she was arranged to be married to the Alpha's son. But when she meets her mate on her wedding day, she feels like the world was finally working in her favor. How wrong she was. Kaizen Cage owns one of the largest packs, The Silvermaw Pack. He was a lycan. The most feared lycan in the world, he was even feared by the Alpha King. He never wanted a mate before and doesn't need one now. He would make her his slave, to do with her as he pleases. His entire world comes crumbling down when Aurora is killed by rogues. It was too late to save her. Unbeknownst to him, the moon goddess had given Aurora a second chance at life. She was believed to be dead, only to return seven years later. She was no longer the innocent Aurora her mate knew, she was now a cold hearted woman out for one thing; Revenge. How long will she be able to resist the sinfully dangerous Alpha while on her quest for revenge? Book 1 of the Silvermaw Pack series.

As soon as I opened the door, my eyes saw the sight I wish I hadn’t seen. "What is going on here?” I asked through a shaky tone, tears burning my eyes and thankfully, blurring my vision. "Conrad!” the tears in my eyes spilled down when Selene got off him and laid beside him, completely bare. There was no shame or guilt on Conrad’s face even when I have seen him in bed with Selene. "Why? You were the one who told me that I am your mate, you told me th---at you---,” my throat went dry as I tried to finish speaking my heart. "That I love you?” he raised his brow, gently caressing her bare shoulder and running his finger down her chest, “I lied, okay?” the way his lips formed a smirk, I felt a used toy that he tossed aside once he was done with me. "Wh---y. I betrayed my coven for you an---d you betrayed me for her?” my voice broke, my eyes watching the girl pressing her lips against his neck and getting closer to him. "Cordelia! Close the door when you leave,” the tiredness in his voice when talking to me broke me piece by piece. -------------- Magic is forbidden in their world, but to get her blessed powers Cordelia has to perform a ritual for her ancestors’ blessings to come true. Left behind by her coven, she is prisoned and sentenced to death, but is saved by Alpha Prince at the price of her freedom. She is forever bound and chained to Alpha Prince Conrad. Betrayed by her coven and loved ones, will Cordelia be able to fight and survive? .

Sold to the cursed Alpha King. Hated by the man who was once her mate. Chosen by the monster everyone fears. Samantha was once the beloved daughter of an Alpha, until the day she failed to awaken her wolf and lost everything. Betrayed by the man she loved and offered to the ruthless Alpha King as payment for a pack debt, she expects a cruel death. Instead, she finds something far more dangerous. The King is cursed. Feared. Broken. And the only thing that can calm his madness… is her. When one night binds their fates together, Samantha becomes the King’s greatest weakness, and his only salvation. But in a world where she is nothing but a wolfless girl and he is a ruler drowning in darkness, love is a luxury neither of them can afford. And when Samantha overhears a secret that shatters her heart, she does the only thing she can to survive. She runs. But you can’t run from a mate bond. And you can’t hide from a cursed Alpha who has lost the only woman who could save him. He will find her. Even if he has to burn the entire kingdom to the ground.