Funny Deku Mga Nobela at Kwento

"I went out of town and didn't bother to make sure I was stocked up on stuff like deodorant and laundry detergent. Now I'm back and have none of the needed essentials." "I wouldn't call you a dumb-ass," she says with a grin. "Maybe a lazy ass." I laugh. "I think my mother would agree with you about that." All of the sudden, the baby lets out a huge grunt and the most god-awful noise comes from the vicinity of his hind end. My eyes get wide, and Quincy looks down with a stunned look on her face. "Did he just…?" I start but lose my train of thought as he grunts again.

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...

Drew paced around the living room, worried about Amanda that hadn't come back. His two brothers looked at him amused. “What's funny?“ He snapped at them. “‘You,“ they replied in unison, a wide grin on their faces. "Idiots," Drew muttered under his breath. “Last I checked I wasn't a comedian," he retorted. "You don't have to be a comedian to be funny," Mason replied. Calvin nodded his head in agreement. “That is true. Take Panda as an example. She isn't a comedian but she is funny," he said.

He pinched her cheeks and then spoke again. "Okay, forgive me, you sulking little one. Alright, one more time, go on." "Your parents used to be tart sellers, didn't they?" "What's that?" "Because you're so good at melting my heart, like a tart." "Hahaha," Lucas laughed while holding his stomach because it was funny. He admitted that out of all the women he had known, only Deasy was on the same wavelength and could keep up with his random jokes. It was just a lot of fun.

so Jeanne, Ritsuka, Mashu, Jack, Amanda Scratch, Oliver, Olivia, Roxy, Monty & I got on Oberon and headed back to the hideout. Back at the Friendly Strangers Hideout Karuji turned around and saw me on Oberon “guys Arnold is back” he shouted Funabi, Darkchromus, Sanazo & Matthias saw me on Oberon” my group and I jump off Oberon and he morph back to servant form “are you alright Oberon?” I asked him “yes I was a pretty dizzy” he said “it’s okay if you take a break its go for it” I said “thanks Arnold” said Oberon “Karuji any luck on the Mane Six, Sunset, Starlight & Bronyium?” I asked “they said that they got 45% of the Parastic Fault” he said “that’s good to hear” I said suddenly the hideout

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My voice cracked slightly, the fear I'd felt during the fight creeping back in, making my hands shake. Daekan walked up beside Fenrir, his flaming golden figure flickering lazily in the mist like a bonfire on the verge of dying. He let out a low, dry chuckle that sounded surprisingly human and dripped with attitude. "Did you think we were minor spirits, boy?" His tone carried equal parts amusement and offense, as if I'd insulted his very existence.

I asked, and he just kept smiling at me; he was like a Cheshire cat. “I am so, so good. The best days of my life… are graduating, plus I found my mate and being here with my little sis and being able to graduate with her and my mate.” Duke replied, smirking. He was holding Derek's hand, and they were both blushing after Duke's ‘best days of his life’ comment. “Dude, too much information there, buddy,” Sage said, making me and Duke start giggling. “Oh shush. He is happy, so leave him be, babe.” I said, playfully elbowing Sage.

It would probably be closer to a week before he forgot about it, or at least stopped asking whenever we had sex. The fact that Derek was laughing made me think he must be pretty confident… about something. I pushed that thought away as fast as I could. “Whatever, you’re both disgusting.” “Somebody else is pretty uptight,” Derek said over his shoulder. “Amen,” Shanna agreed. “Fuck you,” I said humorously to Derek. “And you, too,” I added to the rearview mirror. “She’s got a whole diamond mine in her ass,” Shanna said. “I hear it’s like the De Beers company back there,” Derek agreed.

Hits you later. Derek: Hey, you doing okay? Me: Yeah. Just sketching stuff. Derek: Nice. Want to come to this thing on Sunday? It’s nothing big—local event. I’m performing though. Me: Performing? Like singing? Derek: Yeah. Don’t laugh. Me: I’m not. Okay, maybe a little. But I’m in. He sent a dumb cool-face emoji. I rolled my eyes, but yeah. I smiled a little. ---