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I mutter. "You're a shy little thing aren't you." Wes asks, innocent amusement dancing in his tone. "Shut up and leave her alone Wes." Declan defends me. Wes looks at Declan with a pouty face, Declan smiles back at him. You can tell they're best friends. I have to admit Wes is pretty funny, I let out a quiet laugh. They both turn to me and smile. "Aww, she's so cute Deck." Wes looks down at me. That must be Declan's nickname. I blush. I can't help it. Wes is like a little kid in a grown ups body, it's funny really.

tab tu mujhe Mar Dena. Fab3, MaElena and Max are looking at him like he has grown a tail.. Cabir saw their faces and said.. Cab:Why are you looking at me like that.. Muk:kaise kaise I mean kaise yaar..Humesha tu aise bekar ki lame jokes kaise mar sakta hain.. Dhr:Yes yaar..it's better to listen jokes in Tamil than listening yours..jitna hum tamil sunke apne dimag ko karab karte hain..Utna hi Tere jokes sunke karte hain..

cutie gave a slight smile and said "who the hell said to you that I committed suicide and why I will commit suicide" deeksha replied "because you broke up with avi so" without letting her speak cutie replied "I wont commit suicide for stupids" did she called me stupid I looked at these three monkeys they were also shocked then deeksha raised her hand and said "how dare you to call avi stupid" cutie holded her hand and gave a hard slap on deeksha face by saying "who the hell are you to raise your hand on me"

“Why do you guys even fight like that? What was that about?” Dee smirked without missing a beat. “It’s basically a dick-measuring contest.” My brows shot up so fast they nearly launched into orbit. “I want to measure mine.” The room exploded. Dee choked on laughter, Riven doubled over like I’d just dropped the world’s best joke, and even Kael covered his face, snorting behind his hand. I grinned, joining in, because honestly? That felt like a win. We headed out together, and I was still asking questions on the way to breakfast, “What exactly does dick measuring mean in wolf culture? Do they keep score? Are there trophies?”

"No, I can't have that. We're gonna get him the best fuck of his life." "That's the spirit, lad!" "Operation Fuck Declan Is In Full Effect!" "Sounds a tad bit off, but I'm glad we're on the same page." We sauntered closer to Declan, and the clowns, just in time to hear the fat one telling him about the items they had. "We've got exotic fruits, unconventional jerkys, and homegrown favourites with exciting twists!" He held up what looked like elf ears and gargoyle balls. "Come on over and try something you've never tried before!" He waved over Declan to come closer.

Gabe laughs, “We can do Cards Against Humanity or even Scattergories.” “Ugh, fine then…” Deke pretends to be annoyed but then winks at the rest of us and grins, “So, Jace, I hear you’re working at Shameless. I’ve been there a few times but haven’t seen you there.” “Well, are you a member?” Jace asks. “No, a member for what?” Deke looks confused. “A club member, where you have access to the dungeon downstairs. There is a monthly membership, but it’s costly.” Jace takes a swig of his soda.

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Dereus took a sip from it and spilled it on Azar, Azar was no longer laughing but Celea, Draco and Kai were " What's wrong brother did the cat eat your thong ?" asked Draco " shut up" " here take this" Celea handed him a tissue " Kai, go make some tea !" " alright" " Dereus you are way far from being saved" "yeah you are a lost case" " not even the greatest cook of all times can help you ? The three were mocking Dereus " you morons, my cooking is not that bad" Dereus reported back " oh please you almost killed me and yourself with tee"

"A fairy. You know, those supposedly mythical woodland creatures." Kel didn't know what was funnier, Deke thinking Whitney was a fairy or him saying "mythical woodland creatures." "What are you talking about?" Deke sighed. "I guess our parents forgot to tell us something about being a gargoyle." Kel stopped to give him his full attention. Maybe he could move this conversation along if he did. There were kids in danger. One of whom he knew well. "Go ahead."