Funny Deku Novels & Stories

I asked while holding onto the knife in my hand a little more tightly than I should. DK burst into laughter, and the sound of it just ease up the tension inside of me. “Hold your horses there, Little Wolf,” he said with a mischievous smile, “Don’t tell me that you are beginning to like me more than you should, remember, contract rules.” Did I say that DK was one of the kindest and gentlest men I have ever met? Scratch that, because the truth is he is one of the most arrogant and self-centered assholes you can ever meet.

Because their identical, people may often be mistaken for them. The atmosphere was more lively and fun. Because in the middle of cooking, some people like to tell a joke. The topic could be anything. But most often were the funny club moments in the past. As a new member, of course, it caught my attention. I just found out that Kak Indra ever wore a cheerleader uniform.

"I am sorry for suddenly calling you onto our duchy but I hope you understand how dangerous our plight is." Duke Hugin said solemnly. You also understand how dangerous your plight is so why are you asking underage children to deal with it? I'm very dissatisfied with this duke. He's making it sound like we're doing something so noble when he forced us to do this. Are we just supposed to go because he called us? I'm from a ducal family too. Annoying old man.

I need food. I hop down the two-by-four bridging our platform and the plank and leap over Uncle Dewey. Per usual, he’s sprawled half-in and half-out of the trailer, rear paws dangling over the steps, snout mashed against the door frame. His fur reeks of beer. Sometimes he shifts back to his wolf before he finishes his drink, and he tries to lap the dregs. Then he ends up soaked or with his tongue stuck in the neck of a bottle. “Find anything?” my sister Drona asks from the kitchen table.

“Nothing too crazy… or maybe exactly that.” Duke bounced on the balls of his feet, unable to stay still. “Yes! Finally! A reason to leave behind whiteboards, spreadsheets, and the endless hum of our own genius! I call dibs on making the first toast!” Luke groaned, rolling his eyes, though a grin tugged at the corner of his lips. “Fine. But we keep it classy… well, as classy as four men who survived on instant noodles for three years can manage.” The four erupted into laughter. Dru shook his head, amusement lacing his features as Luke popped the champagne cork. The cork shot out with a satisfying pop, fizzing champagne across the edge of the desk. Duke lunged to catch the nearest glass, spill

Bär looks over at Ada. “It was,” Ada smiles. “I love the way you cook,” Bär tells her with a smile. “Hey,” Duke gets his brother’s attention. “Mine.” Bär laughs and nods. “I’m going to lose 40 pounds while you all travel,” Bär jokes before asking for more potatoes. “We will miss you and Mom, too,” Ada tells him making him look at her. Duke takes a deep breath. Bär- What is happening? Duke- She is pulling away again.

Jagun cackled, while biting his lip. "It's too big for me." Janet defended herself, feeling a tad bit uncomfortable as they boldly ogled her down, "Look at these mumu's." Derek scoffed at them, smacking them behind the head. This made her giggle. He seemed like their oga. "Here, you can take mine."

Ronny covered Dukes chest with his hand. Megan was surprised to see the environment. Duke didn’t utter a single word. We all started laughing. “Weirdoes and asshats huh? Well there you go idiot” Em mocked his brother who locked eyes with Megan. Megan let out a small smile before laughing softly. Oh, her laugh. I think we all let out a dreamy sigh.

Famke was curled up in her favorite chair thinking of how good it felt to laugh. Her ribs ached with it. Nyx and Royal, it turned out, had remarkably similar senses of humor and were constantly cracking jokes which had them in stitches. Nyx had a peculiar laugh which always included a weird pig-like snort which always made Famke giggle.