Funny Deku Novels & Stories

There was a happy hue on her face. "Why, Dew?" asked mama, who was also happy when she saw how enthusiastic Rere was with the food she had chosen. "No, Ma. Still monitoring ...," replied Rere shyly. "Hahahah!" Bu Zeza and Dewa laughed when they saw how embarrassed Rere was at this time. "Duck seasoning? Oh Allah. Oops ...." Rere covered her mouth with her left hand, her wide eyes made her very funny. "Mama knows you will like what my choose," said Mrs. Zeza, raising her eyebrows several times.

Deka repeated. Dante laughed. It was a disbelieving sound. "Okay. Okay, if wolf mom committed crimes, then I'm a virgin. And trust me, Uncle Deka, the number of people who can confirm I am definitely not a virgin would fill this room twice over." A few nervous laughs rippled through the gathered crowd. Someone in the back called out, "If Lauren Zerok was a criminal, then I'm the tooth fairy!" Another voice: "Lauren Zerok is our saviour! How dare you speak of her that way?"

Derek start laughing at her, "really punk? Must you forget, in less than two weeks, you will be fully grown? Completely immortal, which means you will be just as stupid." Harlow laughed at him, turning around to walk backwards, and flipped him off.

continued of Delia holding back a laugh. "Ouh!" Nevan exclaimed feeling less comfortable than the younger cousin. Delia threw a joke at him, with a long, curved tongue sticking out. "Aaiits, wait! It seems that Nevan has turned into a strange human!" she said. Delia threw words that made others think and began to notice Nevan's expression at the same time. Seeing Nevan being hurled with sensitive remarks, Bellona and Felix looked at each other worriedly.

He says sadly. “Fuck no.” I hear Declan mutter. I laugh quietly, “You’re so silly Wes.” “See Declan, Ella wants to make mud pies. It’s a great idea, we could top them with yummy worms and rock sprinkles.” Wes cheers, sending me a wink. Declan looks at him with fake interest. “Yeah we could, then I can shove them down your throat. Fantastic idea.” Wes frowns. “No Deck Deck, mud pies are for fun. Don’t be silly.”

It was like we were two old friends, sharing a meal and some laughs together. Derek, being the jokester that he is, was regaling me with stories of his latest misadventures. He was telling me about the time he accidentally superglued his shoes to the floor during a presentation, and I was laughing so hard I was crying. "Oh my god, Derek, that's hilarious!" I exclaimed, wiping tears from my eyes. "How do you always manage to get yourself into these situations?" Derek grinned, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "It's a gift, my friend," he said. "I'm like a magnet for chaos and destruction."

"I went out of town and didn't bother to make sure I was stocked up on stuff like deodorant and laundry detergent. Now I'm back and have none of the needed essentials." "I wouldn't call you a dumb-ass," she says with a grin. "Maybe a lazy ass." I laugh. "I think my mother would agree with you about that." All of the sudden, the baby lets out a huge grunt and the most god-awful noise comes from the vicinity of his hind end. My eyes get wide, and Quincy looks down with a stunned look on her face. "Did he just…?" I start but lose my train of thought as he grunts again.

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...

“Liquid gold, right? Declan exclaimed loudly and gave her a hard pat in the back, and she accidentally spat out coffee on the floor. Alpha Gray laughed loudly, and she looked at him confused, wiping her chin clean. “You don’t have to drink that” he held out his hand and offered to take her mug. “Oh, Ok,” She happily handed over the mug and pretended to wipe her forehead, exclaiming a small “Phew.” “Declan is famous for his Worm Dirt.” Alpha Gray chuckled, amused. “Makes you grow hair on your chest” Declan’s face was mischievous, and he swiped the rest of the coffee in one mouthful and placed the mug down loudly in the kitchenettes sink.

He pinched her cheeks and then spoke again. "Okay, forgive me, you sulking little one. Alright, one more time, go on." "Your parents used to be tart sellers, didn't they?" "What's that?" "Because you're so good at melting my heart, like a tart." "Hahaha," Lucas laughed while holding his stomach because it was funny. He admitted that out of all the women he had known, only Deasy was on the same wavelength and could keep up with his random jokes. It was just a lot of fun.