Funny Deku Novels & Stories

I asked, and he just kept smiling at me; he was like a Cheshire cat. “I am so, so good. The best days of my life… are graduating, plus I found my mate and being here with my little sis and being able to graduate with her and my mate.” Duke replied, smirking. He was holding Derek's hand, and they were both blushing after Duke's ‘best days of his life’ comment. “Dude, too much information there, buddy,” Sage said, making me and Duke start giggling. “Oh shush. He is happy, so leave him be, babe.” I said, playfully elbowing Sage.

It would probably be closer to a week before he forgot about it, or at least stopped asking whenever we had sex. The fact that Derek was laughing made me think he must be pretty confident… about something. I pushed that thought away as fast as I could. “Whatever, you’re both disgusting.” “Somebody else is pretty uptight,” Derek said over his shoulder. “Amen,” Shanna agreed. “Fuck you,” I said humorously to Derek. “And you, too,” I added to the rearview mirror. “She’s got a whole diamond mine in her ass,” Shanna said. “I hear it’s like the De Beers company back there,” Derek agreed.

Draeko’s laughter filled the four corners of the guest room while Grazziena was blushing so hard. “Goodness, Sweety, I like it when you talk dirty from time to time.” And, then Draeko laughed out loud again. Embarrassed, Grazziena widened her eyes on him and was about to pinch him again, when he murmured, “Fu*k me hard, Sweety until I come.”

Okay, this shit got to stop, maybe I should try a joke or something? “Hello triple Ds” I say chuckling awkwardly and they just stand there not knowing what to say. “you know, because the names of the three of you starts with a D” I explain my bad joke. “Yah we got it” Dylan says with a fake chuckle, okay, maybe that joke can still be saved. “I’m a double D myself” I say laughing liking my own joke and all their eyes instantly go to my breasts. I choke in my laughter when Derek lets out an angry growl and I sink further inside my hoodie while Dylan starts counting the specks of dust on the floor and Dean find the light fixtures very interesting all of a sudden.

I asked while holding onto the knife in my hand a little more tightly than I should. DK burst into laughter, and the sound of it just ease up the tension inside of me. “Hold your horses there, Little Wolf,” he said with a mischievous smile, “Don’t tell me that you are beginning to like me more than you should, remember, contract rules.” Did I say that DK was one of the kindest and gentlest men I have ever met? Scratch that, because the truth is he is one of the most arrogant and self-centered assholes you can ever meet.

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Ari smiles at her and starts to laugh as well. Duke- Note to us, when mate laughs like that at us, we run! Me- Agreed.

Outside another loud crash sounded followed by Helena shrieking: “IF THAT ANIMAL GETS INTO MY HERB GARDEN I’LL COOK ALL OF YOU!” Deuce folded over again while even Clayton finally cracked a grin. And despite everything, despite war waiting beyond the forests and Embermoon looming over every conversation like a coming storm, laughter filled the tiny room anyway.

They appeared to be cow prints but there was a line through the center between them and it made no sense. “Was a snake following a cow?” I asked seriously, checking around for the slithering demons. Duke looked at the print I pointed out, then laughed so hard he bent double. My hands went to my hips as I watched. I had no idea what was so funny but every time he tried to type into his phone he would laugh again. It took forever before he managed the letters. “Cow’s tail.”

Hits you later. Derek: Hey, you doing okay? Me: Yeah. Just sketching stuff. Derek: Nice. Want to come to this thing on Sunday? It’s nothing big—local event. I’m performing though. Me: Performing? Like singing? Derek: Yeah. Don’t laugh. Me: I’m not. Okay, maybe a little. But I’m in. He sent a dumb cool-face emoji. I rolled my eyes, but yeah. I smiled a little. ---