Funny Demon Slayer Memes Novels & Stories

“I won’t suck you dry after I fuck you.” Oh, boy. What crass words. “Then what the hell are you?” I intended to clarify it quickly. Better now than any other day, right? “Hm, you said so yourself. I came from Hell, An..dre..ahh.” He released his right hand from my waist and then stroked his thumb along my parted lips. He licked his own to wet it, no doubt desperate and eager to claim my mouth. And I happen to like seeing it. “I am a demon," he said, his voice without humor, telling me he was just joking. My world immediately shrunk.

"Human... how are you..." Lucien Desrosiers, the Demon King of the dark court, took one stunned step back. The noise behind him died at once. The hall was packed with elders, guards, and newly chosen sacrificial consorts, yet everyone seemed to forget how to breathe. Someone whispered, "She is not afraid of him? The Demon King's whole body carries the lust-curse. Any woman who gets too close starts collapsing within three seconds. Why is she fine?"

Now, I understood why. A Grommel would be extremely problematic. They were a species of demon that rocked at ‘Where’s Waldo’ but would be ‘Where’s Ziyah’ instead. They were bloodhounds whose entire purpose was to locate people or things depending on their employer’s needs. We would need to find out how to cockblock a Grommel because reaching out to Solana would definitely fail. Ziyah’s laughter rang out loudly, surprising us. It was a full-belly laugh that had her clutching it. What the fuck was so damn funny right about now? I was panicking, and she was on my lap laughing her ass off.

he laughed. I felt like facepalming myself for a variety of reasons right now. The very first one being that this bastard still didn’t know Danielle was a demon. And secondly, how much more stupider could he get ? Does he think that all our warriors were drinking their life away and “humping like rabbits” in a teen party ? Fvcking dumb asshole. I might have said a similar thing before but then teen warriors were the only ones in a mess and they too, were trained to be ever ready for war like us !!

Leesa said determinedly. Lamashtu’s laugh was a horrible cackle. “You are, are you? Such puny, foolish things you mortals are, to think you can defeat me.” The demon’s eyes swept slowly down the line of foes who confronted her. “Let’s see… a couple of wizards, two vampires, some volkaanes…including my darling Rave. It’s so nice to see your handsome face again.”

I simply stepped aside and he landed on the ground. He stood up fuming in embarrassment and anger and threw a punch at me. This time I didn't dodge, I took the blow on my cheek. Yes, I lost my balance but the impact didn't draw any blood. I clicked my tongue to mock him. Why some men thought that being a male is enough to be powerful? They are delusional.

its maa I mean not my mom his mom but my mom too I woke up hurriedly and opened the door I seen her laughing and her face became red but why demon boss stood infront of me and pushed me behind the door while saying to his mom "I will bring her in few minutes" she went off he closed the door I looked at him in confusion he said "uff what's this lamb" I replied "I didn't do anything" he smiled and said "you didn't do anything but see how you're" then I understood I'm in his shirt and messy hair

I scoffed, "You saw my kind before, didn't you? That stupid dragon wiped the memory from you but he gave it back. You saw what we're capable of. We linger to the human's soul until we are paid their dues." She gulped hard remembering everything. I provoked her as I point at her heart and I smirked, "You should take care of your soul more, Lyanna. We'll be meeting again." Soon, I fled. I went back to receive some bad beating and scolding from my fellow demons. They were wearing suits and black glasses to cover their inhumane bright brown eyes. We have our own hell convention as I like to call it 'Hellish business'. They can't really touch me.

he says, picking up a knife and twirling it between his fingers, "one particularly dumbass member decided to summon a demon. You know, for science or whatever the hell they thought they were doing. And, surprise surprise, it went horribly wrong." I stare at him. "A demon?" "Yup." He flips the knife once, catching it smoothly. "And it didn’t want to go back. Demons don’t like being summoned. It’s like getting yanked out of bed and forced into a terrible party where everyone’s trying to get something from you. So naturally, it started killing people." My stomach tightens. "Achilles—"

There were another few dozen texts, all along the same lines and starting around the time I’d met Zane. Could they be from Scott? Maybe. They might also be from anyone else whose name began with “S,” or any other letter. You couldn’t tell anything from online names, except sometimes that someone had a sense of humor or when they put their ideology in their name, like KillAllHumans142. I went back to my main feed and found a photo of Jordan giving his brief speech, along with a few-dozen comments about his age and declaring him attractive. It seemed harmless. It was there, however, that I found a meme I greatly disliked. It showed my face on a white wolf’s body with wings. The wolf was also d