Funny Draco Malfoy Novels & Stories

Involuntarily, my fingers started shaking on their own accord. All of a sudden, Draco laughed, surprising me. He stopped for a moment before laughing again. This time, louder. I got more scared and already began to question myself for challenging him in the first place. Looking around me, everyone had strange looks on their faces except I and Draco. ‘I never expected you to be a scaredy-cat.’ Draco said to lighten up the mood, but I still felt very uncomfortable given the stares and glares from every other direction of the training ground.

She watched the flicker of surprise in his eyes, then he let out a low throaty chuckle " I had always thought Daera was an hideous looking lady, I didn't know she was this enchanting" She bit hard into his shoulder " How dare you come up with such thoughts, I didn't know you were one of those people that believes every spreading rumor in Green city" He let out a slow smile " I'm not, most people think you're a monster with four eyes and seven tongues but I've always envisioned you to be much scarier " She cursed silently " Draco!!!" He stopped smiling and his face turned solemn. " I was only joking, it doesn't matter if you're Olivia, Erada or Daera, the only thing that matters is that it's

The pain knocked almost knocking the life out of me and I fell to the ground with a groan. “You are thinking too much,” Sam said, offering me a hand. I took it, pulling myself up. “Stop trying to predict what I am going to do. Feel it.” I rubbed my side where the stick had hit. Draco's laughter echoed in my head. “This is pathetic,” he mocked. “Do you mind helping out instead of laughing at me?” I snapped internally. Draco growled in response. *Maybe if you stopped being such a fool and actually listened to me, you wouldn’t be on the ground so much.*

"I definitely like her." Before Daemon could say another word, Draco spoke without raising his voice. "Out." Just one word. Daemon threw both hands into the air in surrender. "Fine." As he walked past Draco, he muttered just loudly enough for everyone to hear, "You really are no fun." "I wasn't aware that was my job." Draco spat back. Draven laughed while Diavolo shook his head with quiet amusement. One by one, the brothers filed out of the room.

he said looking at Theo who was glaring at him back. “I still have million ways to suck the powers out of her and reign over everything” he spoke with a smirk making Theo to wonder and his eyes immediately widened. “Don’t you.. no, Don’t you dare do that. I would kill you with my own hands if you try something that will hurt my mom and sister” he said in a threatening and a begging tone, but Draco started laughing hard. “are you scared right now, Little boy? Ha, dare to provoke me, huh? You will see what I am going to do” saying he got up from his throne as those creatures started walking behind him.

But clearly, he wasn’t used to it, he hadn’t even finished his second glass before it hit him. "I'm okay," he replied. But Laura didn’t think he was. His speech was already slurred. She saw Ador scratch his head, as if he wanted to stop Draco from taking another gulp of the strong local drink. Moments later, Draco suddenly clutched his mouth, stood up, and staggered toward a corner to vomit. "Ador, get Sir Draco some water," ordered Letty. Ador quickly obeyed, filling a glass with water and bringing it to Draco.

Don Carlo shushed him. He went quiet, but I could still feel that stupid grin on his face. “I honestly don't care enough to form an opinion. You are the Dons. It's your job to figure it out.” I shrugged nonchalantly. “Look at him. Always acting so cool,” Draco burst out laughing. “Maybe you should learn something from him and stop acting like an imbecile. Think you can do that?” Madam shot at him. “Oh please. Just say you want to ride his cock, and that's why you always take his side,” he retorted insultingly.

, Prince Klaux lamented and the room was tense for some minutes before Draco suddenly burst into a loud laughter. He laughed so hard that we were confused for a while before he cleaned off the tears rolling down his cheeks. “Oh wow, I have never seen him declare his love for me this much. I guess I should fall sick every time so I can hear him confess this way. He wouldn’t even tell me he likes me or care if I ask him nicely”, Draco mocked, and Prince Klaux gave him an unexpected blow that made him wince in pain. “You can’t do that to a patient”, I cautioned him and rushed to check up on Draco.

Draco said. "Come on guys, you have to appreciate what she did, after all, she launched an acid attack on that bloodsucker." Draco was laughing uncontrollably at his own words, he laughed so hard that he barely could get the next set of words out of his mouth. "Get it, acid attack, bile acid attack." "Not funny Draco," I retorted, trying to shut him out, but unfortunately he was too far gone as he continued to laugh hysterically. I tried my best to ignore his nonsensical jabs, but there was someone else who was beating me at the ignoring game. It was Lucifer, who had not even looked at me once since I walked in, there was not even a hello, after all that.

Or was it the bloody gladiators that startled her, or the sight of drunk men puking and drinking as they roared to the gladiators? “So? You brought me here to witness your males derive pleasure from each other?” She finally spoke, but there was a faint quiver in her voice Draco picked up on, and preyed on it. With a toothy grin, he leaned in closer and hummed. “Not exactly, mouthy…” “Why do you even call me that?” She blurted in frustration. “For the record, it’ll never make me cave.” He laughed at her ignorance. Then with a cocked brow, he asserted. “I have a better present that’ll make you cave, mouthy. One that you’ll love.”