Funny Draco Malfoy Novels & Stories

Leia uttered as she held Alice's arm tightly. "What? I can't hear you!" Alice shouted as she covered her ears slightly. "I said, we could still leave this place!" "You know we can't!" Alice's face scrunched as she swam through the sea of sweaty people. She could smell the strong aroma of alcohol, sweat, and vomit present in the warm, disgusting air. "Leia! Alice! There you are!" They finally found Yu. He was wearing a silvery white wig (which Alice thought does not fit Yu) and a robe that had a Slytherin logo branded on his left chest. It was obvious that he was Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series.

Stefanos glanced at Draco, and the duo nodded at each other, before Draco begin. "My my, look at my precious brows falling off! My clothes almost in tatters! My skin turning to decay! That old geezer sitting on his throne will never know what we poor folks have to do for a living. How will he? When he has his ass so high up in the air! I might as well rot away like this!" Draco let out an exasperated wail, rubbing his eyebrows for emphasis as Stefanos made an attempt to calm him by patting him in the back, of course, for the show. Men from the tea stall had all heard the complaint, and while steered clear of the matter, knowing exactly who the old geezer was, some came forward with questions

Luka was wondering what’s going on in Draco’s head. “Then why did you send me to give her those herbs that healed her?” Draco smiled when he heard the question. “I want her to go through every pain with her mental health normal.” Luka thought he was evil but listening to Draco made him realize he was just being very nice because Draco works harder than the devil himself. “You are the main villain no one saw coming.” Luka said to Draco with a smile. “I love that for myself.” Draco replied to him with a smile on his face.

" I turn to Shade ignoring the baseball wielding jackass behind me.+ Shade raises an eyebrow at me. His gaze passes from me to the kitten in my arms then back up again. "You named him Mr. Malfoy?" he questions sounding dubious. "She named him Draco Malfoy." Jem cuts in. "I think Mr. Malfoy's a nickname." He goes on shrugging while Hunter scowls at the kitten like it's the source of all evil. The sound of breaking wood and shattering glass dies down behind us. I look at the three men in front of me expectantly. Raising an eyebrow at them in question. "What?" Jem asks confused as to what it is I want.Who's going to drive me to get stuff for Draco?" I ask again. "He'll need food, a bed, a toile

Rubbing his hands and looking Silverbell from head to toe, Tigris kept gulping and laughing sleazily. "Draco, quick! You must have a way to save me now, right? I mean you even brought me a girl! Oh, I can't wait!" "How tasteful of you, girlie! Dressing so conservatively, and in all white at that… it's so that I could rip it off, right?" "Shit, shut up already!"

"She was being disrespectful and the only way to put her in her place was by doing this. I didn't do anything wrong!" " Well this is getting interesting," Draca decided that it was time to laugh. "This isn't funny exclamation!" Monster and I both said at the same time. " Well it is because I get to join in the fun," Draca Laughed like a maniac and I rolled my eyes at his stupidity.