Funny Draco Malfoy Novels & Stories

The once-stiff posture had given way to something looser, easier. Draco chattered endlessly as he threw the ball toward Nico, who made exaggerated dives and dramatic misses just to make the boy laugh. “Uncle Nico! You’re terrible at catching!” Draco yelled between giggles. “I’m practicing my artistic falling!” Nico said, sprawling flat on the grass. Elena shook her head, laughing softly. “Artistic?” Lorenzo muttered beside her. “That man couldn’t be subtle if his life depended on it.” Draco’s laughter only grew louder, filling the air like sunlight spilling into every dark corner of the safe house.

A Long Time Ago. “Draco!” Ayri yelled Draco stopped and he was nothing like Felan was picturing. “Let me guess you were expecting a Dunce cap with a long gray beard.” Ayri said, judging the look on Felan’s face. Draco stood at least 6ft 5inches. Though he was over a hundred years old he looked no older than thirty. “Ayri! How is my favorite pain in the ass?” “Still mad at me, I see. I swear if I had known you were going to be there, I would have never pulled that prank.” “It took me two years to get that classroom back in order.” He replied.

For three full days, I was given no food or water as punishment from Draco. On the night of the marking ceremony, he finally pushed the door open, walked over, and crouched in front of me. After lifting a glass of water to my lips, he said, "Don't get mad, Lea. I locked you away only because I was terrified of losing you." He kissed my forehead and continued, "I'll make it up to you once I'm firmly in power. You've always been the only one in my heart." I looked up to meet his eyes. "I'm the one who should apologize, Draco. You've treated me so well, and I shouldn't have been so foolish to think about leaving you."

I crawled back away from him, glaring hard at him while my face was as red as a tomato. And this idiot has the audacity to laugh between his coughs. “Don’t think I won’t do it again,” I hissed, every nerve in my body screaming with adrenaline. Draco continued laughing, muttering ‘ow’ in between while he massaged his side. After a few seconds, still in that position, he turned his head to me and smiled sweetly. “I just returned from the hospital and this is how you welcome me, that's not nice darling." I scoffed, still trying to calm myself down. "If you and Marius hadn't pulled that shit, then maybe you wouldn't be in that state.” I spat and Marius only chuckled, receiving his own death glar

In no time, they were both out of their offending clothes, kissing and grinding against each other's naked bodies, moans escaped both their lips with every contact their bodies made. He pinned her hands atop her head as he drove softly into her. They took their time, exploring each others bodies with their mouths as they picked up pace. Soft moans echoed into the night. Here they were acting like horny teenagers, all this sneaking around. The thought made her laugh. "What's funny now?" Draco asked huskily as he Nuzzled the sensitive spot behind her ear. "I'm just thinking about how we're sneaking around like teenagers, its so funny".

I get out quickly to Faulk. “I’m not sure” is his only response and I feel like I’m not being told everything I should be. But with the fuzzy drinks I have been drinking I let it roll off my shoulders…for another day I think. Everyone had an awesome time at the dinner party myself included. We ate and drank and I chatted a good chunk of the night away learning as much as I could about all the different species in front of me. It must have been the fuzzy drinks, cause before I knew it we all were outside watching Draco shift into his gigantic grey dragon. The sounds his body making made me almost throw up. Happening so quickly i nearly fell backwards and would not have ever believed it unless

and that started it again. I laughed. The real one, the one Draco had been carrying since the library. And beside me he was very still for a moment, and then he made a sound that I had not heard from him before not the ghost of a smile, not the controlled amusement an actual, real, unmanaged laugh.

IRIS' POV Draco's laughter filled the room, and instead of getting upset about how he thought what I said was funny, I couldn’t help but giggle with him. “I can assure you this won’t be the last.” His eyes dilated when he said that. “Unless you don’t like how it tastes. So let me wash first.” I pushed my upper body up, anchoring my elbows against the mattress. “No. I want to taste you just as I smell you at the moment. I want to taste the pussy that had been teasing and leaking for me the whole night, little bird.”

Draco was rolling his eyes inside and cursed Declan's ignorant mind, His human was stupid to the root. “You fool! She is scared of you, not some kind of a spoiled girl!” Draco growled inside his head and he backed up a little seeing his little mate's reaction. He didn’t do anything that indicated he wanted to harm her. So, what is it that he did wrong this time?

It was pretty loud so I paused my music and looked up at him. "Your dad really killed his own flesh and blood," he asked me. I said yes then explained that he did because he'd been late to his birthday party. Everett's eyes were full of horror. "Maybe he really wasn't his son, although they looked the same, you know like Draco Malfoy's dad in Harry Potter," I mumbled with a grin. Everett looked off in thought and chuckled. "Your father looks identical to the character that played Draco's father in the movie, same long blonde hair and pissy disposition," he laughed heartily and I shrugged with a smile.