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the old man said to Samuel with a smile. "What's going on?" Samuel looked at the old man in confusion. He did not understand what had happened at all. "Have you seen if the hook is still there?" the old man asked. Samuel took a closer look and found that the hook was gone. "This fish not only eats food, but also eats the hook?" The old man explained to Samuel, "Fishing is done with unconventional force. If the fish loses its strength, it will naturally float out of the water. If you use brute force, it will only break and scatter. The strength of fish struggling in the water is not small."

“Easy for you to say. You probably came out of the womb with a fishing rod in hand.” He burst out laughing, shaking his head. “How about we make it interesting? A little competition, whoever catches the most fish gets one wish from the loser.” I arched my brow and smirked. “You’re on.” Mimicking his technique, I cast my line into the water. It didn’t go far, but it went in. Good enough. The rest of the day passed in a blur of laughter, teasing, and quiet moments in the sun. We talked about everything we’d missed in the last week, silly things, deep things, things that mattered, and things that didn’t.

--- The answer came from the least likely place. The fisherman from the Faroes had spent most of the evening in silence, mending netting by the fire while the others argued in loops around principles and systems and language. At last he looked up and said, as if he were asking why no one had boiled the kettle yet: “When my brother’s boat went down, there were six men on shore who saw the weather break wrong.” The hall quieted. He kept working the twine through his fingers.

Jack’s look said: you know. Fish’s smile slipped to something wryer. “Mad Dog? Great. Does he still laugh at funerals?” “Less,” Wolfgang said. “Only at open casket.” Fish zipped the bag. “Then let’s go save some sinners.” He shouted over his shoulder: “Jess! Run the rescue course without me. Use the mannequin, not Tom. I’ll call about Sunday.” Jess—from somewhere between cylinders: “If you get shot again, I’m raising course prices!”

“I don’t have much to talk about. I’d rather keep to myself.” “Oh, an introvert huh?” “What does that even mean?” “Ahaha! Sorry. Do you have any hobbies or something?” “Hobbies? Well, fishing I guess?” “Ohh! So do you go out fishing at the ocean or a lake in your free time?” “Uhh no. I don’t. I never actually went fishing but the idea of it does intrigue me. Just cast the rod, then you can just chill while waiting for a fish to bite. Enjoy the weather and gentle breeze, you know? Taking it nice and slow as time passes. I feel like I’d really like that.”

A flicker of annoyance then pricked at me. "Why isn't it moving? Fishing's so hard," I complained after what felt like hours, my voice tight with frustration. Then I heard a soft laugh from him, warm and gentle, floating over the quiet water. I couldn't help but turn to look at him. "Just wait, you'll soon catch something. You just need to be patient," he said, and even his words held the light echo of that laugh. Ahhhh... Why did his laugh sound so good to me?

My fish is the best, trust me. " Sir, try mine instead.. a big discount for you sir, another spoke. They all started speaking at the same time, some arguing about it. Adam flicked his brown eyes around the fish port. Suddenly he saw two ladies on the other side. It looked like they were the only ones left that side, he thought as everyone was at the sea shores selling their fish. Adam decided to check the two ladies' fish, His employees followed. But Lupe chased after him with her daughter trying to convince him to buy their fish instead.

I say, taking off my shirt and lying down in the same spot where my wife likes to tan. The night had few stars; even in that, I felt like all of them were shining in support of my Goddess, except for me. "Boss, how about doing some fishing? I’m sure you’ll feel better," our captain says. I sit and look at the calm sea, smile, and nod at the man, who smiles back and walks away to where he came from. I get up from where I was and head to the back of the yacht. There’s a small deck, and from there, we can fish. The man appears with two rods and a bucket of bait.

He did not even look a bit sluggish. His body was pressed against a young woman with a beautiful figure in a dress while he ran his mouth. “Ms. Naomi. “Fishing is not just about fish, but also a person’s heart. Do you understand? “You should know when to suffer losses and not to be cheap. Patience is a virtue. “That way, all the big fish will naturally bite onto your hook effortlessly! “Normally, a big fish would be at least a hundred times more valuable than an ordinary one!

She looked at the fisherman with a smile "Of course your fishes are fresher than other fishermen's and I wanted to buy it but I don't have enough money. So please can you give us a little discount?" The fisherman looked at her and said flatly "You do not know how hard I had to work to catch them, then how can I sell you my fishes cheaply?" Aaah! This fisherman was hard to plead. Jenny smiled again and tried to buttering him "Sir, you can deceive other but not me..." Kevin and Sohu stared at her with knitted brows 'Why is she offending him?' And the fisherman looked at her angrily, but her next sentences faded his anger away...