Funny Godly Quotes Novels & Stories

someone in the audience seat asked. “Are you joking? That piece of useless trash isn’t even in the same league as the God of War!” “Are you trying to get yourself in trouble? Don’t even compare the God of War to someone like that! It’s humiliating!” Despite the criticism, everyone shared the same question but no one wanted to believe it. How could the God of War have the same voice as the useless trash of the Quint family? What kind of lame joke was that? “I bet that useless trash heard the God of War’s voice before and started to mimic the same voice. That’s why they sounded the same.”

"no..I mean yes but wait why are you here?" "cause i wanted to talk to you " "okay ? what do you want to tell me?" "I'm gonna give you ur powers back soon the time is near " "what does that mean?..no wait it'll ruin the fun right?" " right" "you're far funnier than I imagined God to be ... Wait ! I'm not gonna faint again am I ? " "off course you are" "no please wait do-"

Diya also joined them and sat beside Swaroop. "In the competition of finding relatable quotes for every situation which conveniently allows u to get away with ur faults nd reduces the guilt with self pity and all of sudden u behave as a victim ..... Actually such quotes wipes the real u in u ..... So sorry I am not follower of all of them but some old, deep quotes are still my fav" she said thoughtfully because she is really bored with stories on i*******m where almost everyone puts such quotes to get away with their deeds. "Umm not always ..... Some of them can be really relatable" Diya said.

I asked when he answered. “Good afternoon, bigger boss,” he said in a cheerful tone that invited conversation. “So, you have a much bigger boss than me?” I said with a smirk. I didn’t know how he did it, but Solomon always found a way to lift my spirits without even trying. “Sir, there is only one bigger boss than you, and that’s God,” he replied. “Oh,” I sighed, finally understanding where he was coming from. “I know you’ll never let me down. So, where are you?”

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“No, she showed Daddy and everyone else that she was innocent. She even dares to say the name of God if it's not her who has put rat poison in your drink.” “That means it wasn't her.” “What? How can you possibly say that?” “She dared to say the name of God, that means she meant what she said. Every word by bringing God, it's not a playful word, Dad. It is a serious act that can be accounted for because it dares to carry the name of God.” “You think a person who dares to chant God's name is honest? Not everyone is honest, Axel. Everyone can chant the name of God to make lies work.”

Sounds interesting, right? Now the high wall between them has collapsed. No more animosity. There is no more grudges let alone hatred. Now, everything has been replaced with happiness that one by one comes to their lives. quotes : "Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma, which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition." - Steve Jobs

It isn’t in my nature to be rude, but I don’t want to encourage some weirdo. “Wow, in just a few days, I’ve gone from being a God to you to being told to piss off. How the mighty have fallen.” I drop my phone as if I’ve been burned. “No way.” Lucian Quinn is texting me? This has to be some kind of joke, but who else would know what he is saying? Tentatively, I type: “Lucian?” “Unless you’ve met another God this week.” Oh, my God! I try not to question the excitement coursing through my veins as my phone chimes again almost immediately.

Obviously, she’s joking. If a god cannot do everything, then he is not a god. Even the most silent prayer from a sincere heart can be heard by God. ... A/N: I apologize sincerely for the delayed upload. Your writer is dying. Kidding. She just lacks motivation. Please leave a comment, btw. It can occasionally act as a gentle reminder to the author that readers are waiting for an update. End of Text.

“Celebration? You’re mad.” “Come along, you want to meet God with a frown?” “There are no gods or goddesses, only the weakness of men. I really don’t think there are such things above or below.” As the beastmen became visible, but oblivious to them, August said to him, “The longer I live, the more I believe in God and His great sense of humor.” ***