Funny Godly Quotes Novels & Stories

After hearing this she was really surprise “you mom didn’t call any brother here to follow your spiritual progress. How come, the devil can destroy all her hard work? Since childhood she’s forming you to honour and save our lord” How can she keep a straight face when spouting such foolishness “Sharon i hope you aren’t laughing at your best friend, because if that the case you can find yourself another sleeping arrangement” Her face became so twisted “I was just joking, you’re so serious “ I was very happy today that nothing and nobody can change my happy mood, that is why i said “one for syntia and zero for Sharon. You really think that you’re the only entity here with the privilege of crack

"But someone has the ability. Can I discuss something with you?" The Son of God looked at him. "Don't escape later." The Son of God smiled and said, "Okay! I can promise you, but I also hope you can promise me not to run away." "Okay! It's a deal," Yan Wushuang smiled and said. Flaming Qilin also laughed and waved his hand in a mean way. The Son of God's face was gloomy. "I hope you can laugh next." "Son of God, you have thought too much. I was not greeting you," Flaming Qilin said with a look of disgust. He hated self-centered people.

Hearing Jonah say those words so bluntly, albeit in a casual tone, made my chest rumble with suffocating guilt again. Jonah quickly touched my chin, lifting my face back up. "Hey, hey. I was just kidding, okay? I guess it wasn't funny to you at all, huh?" Jonah smiled reassuringly, stroking the top of my head. "How could you even think of making a joke at a time like this, jeez?" "Well," Jonah shrugged lightly. "There's a wise saying that says the best way to deal with tragedy is to turn it into a comedy. So, I'm trying it. Is it a complete failure?"

HELL? “Inventive,” he mused, admiring it as though it were a gemstone. “How far you’ve come since the last time I walked among you mortals. Killing your prey with little metal balls and fire.” He flicked his crimson gaze back to the now terrified gunmen, his grin shark-like and hungry for blood. “I humbly applaud you. You have guts turning your weapon on a god. Too bad your mortal, little bodies get squashed so easily. You’re all like ants. Good for the environment, but bugs all the same.”

His words came crashing to me. Joseph all off started funnily posturing, and making faces, he looked quite kiddish. I could not help myself from laughing and ended up giggling at his nuisance. “Oh, God! You are so hilarious.” “Yes, Christ… Jesus Christ! Boo… I hope, now you will recall me.” The moment he said Christ and then Jesus Christ, his words stroked my mind like a jet. “No, wait. Am I thinking right?” I let out a chuckle.