Funny Godly Quotes Novels & Stories

The rest stopped eating and looked at us with shocked expressions. Did I do something wrong again? I didn't call him My King, but was I supposed to call him that at every word directed his way? I went over the conversation with Guela. I should really ask if she could write them down as inspirational quotes. I could hang them up in places like the shower so I had time to read them through. Maybe I could decorate them nicely or make a song out of them.

“Celebration? You’re mad.” “Come along, you want to meet God with a frown?” “There are no gods or goddesses, only the weakness of men. I really don’t think there are such things above or below.” As the beastmen became visible, but oblivious to them, August said to him, “The longer I live, the more I believe in God and His great sense of humor.” ***

Indeed, God is good. … A/N : Shoot! That was super cool. What do you think, guys?

Sunny gasped slightly, his memory suddenly clicking in all of a sudden as he recalled something about the Old Testament that he’d read up on several years back as part of a school project when he was still a student, before he’d joined Hati, and had became an assassin. “The Jewish and Christian religions forbid the usage of God’s name,” explained Yuri, and both Sunny and Selina paid rapt attention. Even Tohya and Ren both listened attentively. “That is why the Jews call God ‘Lord’.” Selina nodded dumbly to show that she’s listening. “But what do you do when you write it?” Yuri gestured for a pen and paper from her friends, and Ren was quick to hand her a notebook and a pen which he’d taken o

That's something to preach about. He flopped down onto the chair again, legs outstretched. ' My Kingdom is not of this world ,' he said, a strange giggle bursting from his mouth. 'Oh, that's Jesus, I'm quoting there, just in case you weren't sure. You don't seem like a girl who's well-versed in scripture, if you don't mind me saying. Not that I can blame you, to be honest. That's all a load of shit too. Comes in handy though. There's all sorts of gems in there I can use; the my Kingdom one being particularly apt in this situation.' 'Which means what exactly?'

"Don't be so shocked, even the devil talks with God every once in a while, sometimes to take permission to screw his people like he did with Job and sometimes to just check in on his biggest enemy and say what's up?" I was laughing by the time he was done because I personally found a murderer talking about God and the devil like they were all BFFs comical. His expressions and gesticulations could even make one laugh if his words didn't. He was definitely in the wrong industry, he should have considered standup comedy. Whilst relishing his surprisingly improved mood, I'd forgotten that yet again he'd managed to make me do what I hadn't done since that fateful day, four years ago. But I was re

Kyle asked politely. I shook my head politely and said “No.” “Hey! Why did you answer his question nicely, and answered mine with attitude?” Zack scowled at me. “Because Kyle he waved at me nicely. You just looked at me rudely, like I was paint on the wall.” I replied dryly. “You’re very rude and annoying.” Zack replied in irritation. I crossed my arms and said “You look like a dog!” Zack smirked and said “Well Dog is God spelt backwards. That means, I am a God.”

Sal shouted, scooting across the floor. "Worm?" Elysium perked up, his birdy nature showing. "Bite me and I'll cook you into a chicken," Sal growled. Distracted, I laughed. Ally urged them to keep me laughing. "Good, I'm doing everyone a favor by making her laugh." He continued being silly and making jokes. "Hey, why can't Jesus eat M&M's?" Everyone looked around, very confused. "They'd fall through the holes in his hands." He looked around, only me laughing. "What's the difference between death and taxes?" Still more confusion as to why he was acting this way. "Both are inevitable but at least death doesn't get worse."

he said with excitement and she smiled as he began to narrate the ordeal of their meeting. "I've never seen my brother so excited all his life, except for the times you were spending with Jessica back then," she said and he smiled "True friends are actually like diamonds and they're one of the most valuable things you can ever get" he said with his face beaming with a smile "Look at you, giving us friendship quotes" she said as she laughed "Hey, why did you have to act that way in front of him?" He asked again She sighed and increased the speed of the car.

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?