Funny Gravity Falls Quotes Novels & Stories

His voice seemed sad. My mind goes blank, I want to say something, do something but can’t because the thing up there is not giving any orders to my muscles. We sit quietly again, we laugh at ‘Johnny English’, my eyes sparkling from this new feeling. Would it be bad if I let go of myself? if I fall down if I don’t regret the hurt it’ll cause me? if he’ll be there to catch me before the fall. “Grace… close your eyes…” he pleas, but my dumb mind doesn’t do anything for a reason.

*For one second I’m flying and no one can take this away from me. Stomp it. The landing echoes like thunder. *…like someone saying “I see you.”* The sky cracks violet. I laugh through tears I didn’t know I was crying. Hit the final quarter-pipe full speed. *One more. One more trick and maybe I won’t feel so alone.* Boost. Kickflip underflip → double heelflip → treble kickflip. *Let me be weightless forever.* Grab the tail late, tweak it stale. I look down.

“Personally, I give the decor here a zero out of ten. No room service, the linens are practically medieval, and the neighbors are incredibly quiet. Mostly because they’re dead, but hey, you can't have everything, right?” I blinked at her, completely stunned. “How are you doing that?” “Doing what? Bleeding? I think it’s a natural biological response to getting kicked in the face.” “No,” I whispered harshly, shaking my head. “Making jokes. How can you sit there, bound in iron chains in a subterranean graveyard, and crack jokes so comfortably?”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐙𝐨𝐧𝐞 The iron grate clattered shut above them with the sound echoing like a gunshot through the narrow brick shaft. Maya fell through the darkness, her stomach lurching as gravity briefly took hold, until her boots hit a layer of cold, stagnant water with a heavy splash.

“Betrayal.” “ you lost,”i say grinning. “No. I was sabotaged by theatrics.” “You literally dropped it.” He kneels in the grass, shaking his head. “this cant be my life.”i nudge him with my foot. “Get up.”He nudges me back. “Make me.”we both laugh and the sound echoes across the field warm and real. The chat loses its collective mind. “I’M GOING TO EXPLODE THEY ARE SO CUTE”

It felt eternal. The sun dipped low, casting long shadows across the campus. They walked hand in hand, hearts lighter, spirits soaring. Their journey hadn’t been easy, but it had been theirs. Every kiss, every tear, every heartbreak had led to this: a love built on trust, forgiveness, and the courage to begin again. And as they reached the corner where it had all started, Nora whispered, “I never imagined falling could feel like this.” Jaden smiled, brushing a stray curl from her face. “Neither did I,” he admitted. “But now I can’t imagine anything else.”

Nathan’s trying to drag him down while Mason just films the whole thing, cackling, live-streaming it to the girls back home. I’m on the floor at this point, I tried to stand, laughed too hard, and ate shit. My stomach hurts from laughing, but it’s the good kind of pain. Then someone says something, and just like that, she’s back, flooding my brain, my blood, every cell. One hour of peace. That’s all I got. Groaning, I haul myself up, gripping the table for dear life. “Oh look, Grumpy’s back!” Theo hollers from his tabletop throne.

‎“I am not.” ‎“You are.” ‎“I’m not.” ‎The cabin sways slightly as the wheel starts moving again. ‎Mikhail makes a low, strangled sound. ‎Then he leans over the side. ‎And throws up. ‎I stare. ‎Then burst out laughing so hard I almost fall off the seat. ‎He wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, glaring at me. ‎“Shut up.” ‎I can’t stop. ‎“You just puked off the side of a Ferris wheel!”

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

It's not my fault for landing on this place after falling from that cliff,’’ I replied as I pointed out the towering cliff before us with my eyes. ‘‘You... You fell from that cliff?’’ The wolves surrounding me had the same question that came out of their mouth. They traded glances with each other and upon confirming each other's thoughts, they suddenly began laughing madly. ‘‘Puahahaha, you are good at joking.’’ ‘‘If you fell from that cliff then I fell from the clouds.’’ ‘‘Then I fell from the sky, hahaha.’’ ‘‘You guys are too weak! I fell from heaven!’’