Funny Gravity Falls Quotes Novels & Stories

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

The treetops are glazed with the golden glow of the setting sun, and I take a deep breath of the pure fresh air. Laughter surrounds me as a group of young guys come nearer. They are goofing off, pushing each other playfully. They bump into me, unexpectedly, unseeing— I am falling. Falling, with a scream expelling my lungs of air.

“THINK TWICE, RYAN! DON’T END YOUR LIFE! IF YOU ARE FACING A PROBLEM, THEN LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS!” The coin which I touched with my fingertips fell on the bushes beneath. Annoyed, I looked back and shouted, “IT FELL!” “No! You did not!” “Not me, idiot! The coin! I was reaching for the coin!” “C-Coin? You are not… trying to jump down?” “Why would I? Do you really think I’ll end my life? One more thing, if I jump from here, I don’t think I can die. I will probably only get some injuries here and there.”

"I'm sorry, Shelly. I won't waste another decade of your life." The edge of his shirt fluttered through my fingers as he fell. Screams sounded from below. In the end, Xavier still jumped off the building. The day he was buried, the sunlight was harsh and glaring. I suddenly remembered something I'd heard from someone. "Only when you replace rotten soil can fresh flowers bloom again."

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

We were family. “I love you, Lily. Elena, you’re my family, my fate.” I whispered the words, expressing the depth of my feelings. A strength coursed through me, chasing away my doubts. With a final gasp, I jumped. The world blurred around me as gravity took hold, a dizzying rush of air and emotion. I wasn't certain if this jump would save or doom me, but I didn't care. In that moment, suspended between worlds, I embraced whatever the fall might bring.

Lisa looked as calm as a pond, but Bella looked like she was about to ascend to a higher plane of existence. “You okay?” Lisa asked softly. Bella nodded way too fast. “Yep Totally, Gravity is just... a suggestion.” Liar. Complete and total liar. I started laughing—a real, deep laugh that made my ribs ache. And for the first time in a while, surrounded by my friends and their beautiful, messy lives, the world didn't feel like a psychological experiment. It just felt almost normal.

“Faster!” “We are already moving fast enough to die.” “You’re dramatic.” “You nearly fell off twice.” “But I didn’t.” “Unfortunately.” North smacked my shoulder while laughing harder, and despite pretending to complain, I could not stop smiling.

Gravity chose to wake up in my arms at that very moment. She blinked her eyes open, taking in the surroundings, before realizing that she was in some sort of entertainment venue and trying to wriggle out of my grasp. "Slides!" she exclaimed, climbing a wooden ladder and sliding down a slide on her back. Cherrie set her chin above her fists in a curl, grinning wider. "Oh, how cute." Wholesome, my ass. She had no idea on what side of Gravity I had access to-the one where I had an appetite for seven extra-large pancakes and belting "Firework" straight through as a burp.

His words hung in the air as the ground gave way beneath us. We fell through as a giant hole opened, carrying the surface stones down with us. “Stay away from the debris,” I yelled as gravity pulled us vertically down the shaft. We finally hit bottom, tumbling over a dirt floor. “Fuck.” We continued to get covered in dirt and debris until everything settled. “Gunnar, are you okay?” “Define okay?” “Fuck, are you hurt, man?” “My arm’s busted. That was some fall.” “About 200 feet.” A cool dread seeped in. “Esme’s going to wake alone.”