Funny Gravity Falls Quotes Novels & Stories

The kind of laugh that takes over your whole body, and I had to hold onto the counter and I could feel tears starting at the corners of my eyes and I was laughing too hard to feel even slightly bad about it. Grey watched me for a moment. Then he started laughing too, leaning back against the counter with his arms crossed and his head dropping slightly and his whole face involved in it, and the two of us stood in Matteo's destroyed kitchen laughing at the burnt undercooked eggs and the flour that had come from nowhere and the rice that had nearly escaped the pot. "This is genuinely terrible," he said when he could speak. "It is so bad," I agreed, wiping my eyes. "It is impressively bad. Most

Richard yelped at the top of his lungs, his arms flailing all over the damn place as he came crashing back down on the hard, frozen ground with an earth-shaking thud. "What the fuck?!" he shouted angrily, grimacing hard while grabbing at his waist again with both hands. Minnie could barely hold in her laughter at the pathetic sight in front of her. Seeing the grown man fall flat on his ass like a baby learning to walk was just too damn funny. "Oh man, falling on the same spot twice? That’s got to sting like a motherfucker," she taunted shamelessly. Taehyung's whole face scrunched up in utter confusion as he whipped his head around to look at Zavian. But the latter’s expression stayed cold an

“Be with someone who really cares about you.” “Yeah, yeah,” Vanessa said and forced a smile like Amber could see it. “Thank you. But I wish you waited until tomorrow to tell me. It’s Sunday and—” She chuckled “—You’re ruining God’s day for me.” Amber laughed. “Vanessa, every day is God’s day.” Vanessa laughed too, despite herself, and then she laughed some more, hard, for reasons she did not understand, until her guffaws finally died out when her migraines struck her. She winced.

And what? I hesitated, but still asked, it’s better to find out from him than to ask strangers later: - Well, what if I lean over there and fall? A few moments of silence were broken by loud laughter. Laughing, Maxim pulled me closer to him, hugging my waist and still chuckling, answered: - Well, you can fall, of course, but not deep. There are bars inserted, perhaps for people like you who are afraid to fall, - he chuckled at me. Not much, but I still shoved him, although I was glad of his laughter.

The door suddenly closed and she pushed me to the big hole and in an instant, I fell. I fall and fall like there is no end. “Aaaahh!!!” I shouted because of the never-ending fall. I saw her watching me fall with her cold eyes and emotionless face. I keep on falling like I was falling from a very tall building. The pressure is pulling me down. I don’t know where my falling ends but this is better than getting stuck in a place full of agony and hatred. I keep on falling and falling and falling…

"I'll be quick. I just need to ask the prisoner why he's so afraid of the dark." THE HEAVY DROP LEO’S P.O.V. I didn't take a cable. I didn't fly. I just fell. I stepped off the ledge of the sub-basement and let gravity take me. Usually, falling feels like flying. The wind rushes past, the stomach drops. But now, I was dense. I weighed four tons. I didn't fall; I plummeted. I cut through the air like a depleted uranium sabot. The wind

The weight of their words, their unwavering support, was a comforting balm to my wounded soul, but the lingering fear still clung to me like a shadow. "Who gives a fuck?" Elias asked, his voice laced with a casual bravado that surprised me. "Worst-case scenario, be shameless. Life is easier if you're shameless. And if they can't stand it, they can suck my dick," he finished with a smirk. I burst into laughter for some reason, tears spilling down my face. As I laughed, the weight on my chest slowly decreased, and it finally felt like I was better. It came so suddenly that it made me shed more tears. "It's okay, Laverne," Link whispered, patting my back soothingly.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

“That’s the magic of coming to a park, it reminds you of the little things that makes you happy, ice cream for example. Whenever I come here it’s just me and the childlike feeling the playground gives that automatically lifts my mood. It makes me feel like a child again.” “I totally understand that feeling,” I say, feeling my shoulders relax. “We should have come here sooner.” He coughs slightly. “Well if you hadn’t sent a shelf of tampons falling over we would have gotten here sooner.” He hides his laughter with another cough. I’m not having it with him this time. I push him off the swing, thankfully because he’s much bigger he doesn’t end up on the floor like I’d secretly wanted him to. “Y

Ethan immediately started narrating our day like we were the cast of a sitcom he was trying to pitch. “Remember when Mr. Wright’s soul left his body on the rollercoaster?” he grinned. “Or when you almost murdered me for asking to kiss you on the Ferris wheel?” I laughed, real this time. A little cracked around the edges, but real. Mr. Wright, across the table, gave Ethan the driest look I’d ever seen. “You’re lucky gravity doesn’t respond to stupidity.” “Is that your way of saying you care?” Mr. Wright took a sip of coffee. “That’s my way of saying I should’ve let you fly off the edge.”