Funny Gravity Falls Quotes Novels & Stories

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

The treetops are glazed with the golden glow of the setting sun, and I take a deep breath of the pure fresh air. Laughter surrounds me as a group of young guys come nearer. They are goofing off, pushing each other playfully. They bump into me, unexpectedly, unseeing— I am falling. Falling, with a scream expelling my lungs of air.

Heard Edi lapse into prayers or chants of some kind. Smiling, I bumped over the edge of the mountain that met the poured cement. Once we were no longer bumping and jolting over the ground, Edi opened his eyes. Let go of the chicken shit handle. He shook out his hand. "Thank fuck. I was sure we were going to slide down the side of the mountain for sure that time." He shuddered as delicately as a giant man could. "What? Have you no faith?" I scoffed. He snorted. "Yeah, in gravity. Tires and snow don't always mix really well, boss."

“THINK TWICE, RYAN! DON’T END YOUR LIFE! IF YOU ARE FACING A PROBLEM, THEN LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS!” The coin which I touched with my fingertips fell on the bushes beneath. Annoyed, I looked back and shouted, “IT FELL!” “No! You did not!” “Not me, idiot! The coin! I was reaching for the coin!” “C-Coin? You are not… trying to jump down?” “Why would I? Do you really think I’ll end my life? One more thing, if I jump from here, I don’t think I can die. I will probably only get some injuries here and there.”

“Never open your mouth, unless you’re in the dentist chair” ~ Sammy “The Bull” Gravano JORDAN POV Some things are just so wrong. From start to finish, the idea of their existence is a simple absurdity. Like the things, my sister was telling me.

I am hugging the pipe like a chimp hanging the tree. " Come on, Stas, you can do it. Just don't look down and everything will be fine. Slow and steady win the race." I say to myself to motivate myself to do the impossible work. I begin sliding down, inch by inch. I just keep praying to God to not make me fall. I slowly make it halfway down and reach my neighbor's window her four years old kid Timmy doing her homework and his mother is too busy watching a crappy show, 'The Naked Brothers Band'

In order to save money, he chose to sleep in the stairwell at night. He happened to overhear Mia's phone call and filmed it out of curiosity. I felt incredibly grateful that he sent me the video. However, I was genuinely surprised that he sounded more earnest than I was. "I should be thanking you instead, Ms. Hoffman. When I couldn't afford my son's hospital bills, I was at my wits' end. That nurse, Mia, even made fun of us because we were from the countryside. She told us we shouldn't be at the hospital if we couldn't afford it.

It feels like gravity itself is crushing me, pressing every bone into dust. “Come now, Jonathan,” he says lightly, as if discussing the weather. “You used to bang the mother, didn’t you? Don’t tell me loyalty’s finally growing where your teeth used to be.” I snarl, but the sound is pitiful—a growl with no bite. His laughter rolls through the room again, careless and cold. “You should’ve seen your face when he pulled them out. Priceless. Truly. I might’ve paid to watch that in slow motion.”

It's not my fault for landing on this place after falling from that cliff,’’ I replied as I pointed out the towering cliff before us with my eyes. ‘‘You... You fell from that cliff?’’ The wolves surrounding me had the same question that came out of their mouth. They traded glances with each other and upon confirming each other's thoughts, they suddenly began laughing madly. ‘‘Puahahaha, you are good at joking.’’ ‘‘If you fell from that cliff then I fell from the clouds.’’ ‘‘Then I fell from the sky, hahaha.’’ ‘‘You guys are too weak! I fell from heaven!’’

We were family. “I love you, Lily. Elena, you’re my family, my fate.” I whispered the words, expressing the depth of my feelings. A strength coursed through me, chasing away my doubts. With a final gasp, I jumped. The world blurred around me as gravity took hold, a dizzying rush of air and emotion. I wasn't certain if this jump would save or doom me, but I didn't care. In that moment, suspended between worlds, I embraced whatever the fall might bring.