Funny Gravity Falls Quotes Novels & Stories

he gives me another of his famous looks that make me feel like garbage and then leaves, slamming the door behind him. I'm so angry I'm not even amused to see all the useless delinquents crashing face first into The Wall. The redhead who doesn't talk fell on her butt from the force of her crashing into the wall and I didn't laugh. The fat one was able to climb a bit only to end up falling harder than before and I didn't laugh either.

"Oh come on, it's fun—" Words evaporate on my tongue as my own squeal interrupts me. My feet slip on the muddy ground and I fall face first in a ditch. Not a moment later, I hear a blooming laughter. Sudden, unexpectedly cackling. I wipe the mud off my face, my wide eyes on the unbelievable sight in front of me. Sebastian Walts, the most monotonous, stern alive person is laughing. "You're such an asshole," I say despite my smile. "That was gold," Sebastian says, his laughter coming to an end.

“Me neither.” We rocked a while longer. Then he spoke—voice low, rough, the same gravel that once made my stomach flip and still did. “If I could go back… I’d still trip over that duffel bag. I’d still grunt at you. I’d still pretend I didn’t notice the lights. I’d still fall. Every time.” I laughed—soft, wet. “You didn’t fall. I fell. You just caught me.” He huffed. “Same thing.” I lifted my head.

I was spiraling. Lily sat cross-legged on my bed, scrolling on her phone like she wasn't witnessing the absolute breakdown of my existence. "You’re being dramatic." "No, Lily, I’m being realistic." I dropped to my knees, gripping the edges of my suitcase like it was a lifeline. "Think about it—snow melts, Lily. Melts. You know what happens when it melts? Water. You know what happens when there's water? My makeup slides off, and bam—surprise, motherfuckers, I have an Adam’s apple!"

(LOVE TAG) "Even if there is no gravity on earth, I would still fall for you." ----- Anonymous ----- “LET’S JUST SAY, HE IS THE REASON FOR MY CURRENT LOVE BUG.” With the heart of the passing moment as Sky wanted to melt unto his seat after he just went through the hell of a predicament, he prefers to call it to be. Clay’s words are running inside his mind as no matter how hard he tries to get it off of him, it’s getting back, repeating, and getting worst with each second. Found his way inside the auditorium after literary running away and quick from Clay and from the confession that exploded in the entire social media of the University. He slacks at the edge of his seat as the students aroun

I needed to shake it off before I said something stupid. So I broke the tension the only way I knew how. “You ever gone cliff jumping?” His brows shot up, expression snapping from stormy to horrified. “What? No. Absolutely not.” I grinned, teeth flashing as I floated backward a little. “Seriously? Never?” “No, because I enjoy living,” he said, deadpan. “And also because I have a healthy respect for gravity.” “Oh, come on,” I teased. “Live a little, rock star. There’s a spot right over there—” I pointed to the ledge just past the falls “—it’s not even that high.”

Lyra sipped hers. Big mistake. Her face contorted like she’d just licked a lemon made of lava. “Why would anyone willingly drink that?” she gasped. “Because,” I said, grinning, “it makes everything seem funnier. Watch.” At that exact moment, a man tripped over a bar stool and fell face-first into someone’s nachos. Lyra giggled. The sound was music. “You’re insane,” she whispered. “Comes with the territory.” ---

Matt “Have I mentioned how fucking sick I am of being underground?” I asked, huffing when everyone nodded. Sighing, I narrowly avoided tripping over a rock, causing Rain to laugh. It was my turn to laugh when he tripped over a rock and landed face-first on the ground. “Those that laugh, trip over rocks,” I teased, reaching down to lift him to his feet. “You okay?” He sniffed. “I guess I’m okay, but I am in a lot of pain. I mean, I did fall face first onto the fucking ground. Also, what he fuck was with that saying?”

I stated monotonously. He looks at all confused so I nicely lay it out for him. "You sleep like a log," I started noticing his fazed expression "Not to mention I tried to be civil but you couldn't wake up, I shook you, said you name ever so gently but you just couldn't budge, so I came up with a simple solution-" "Dumping a full jug of water on me?" he interrupted but I shook my head.

I yelped. I'm not feeling any impact of the rough soil, or pains or injuries. Ha, I'm flying without wings, in your face gravity because I can fly. Oops hold on, I'm not flying, I'm on a strong arm which is holding my small frame. Mtcheww gravity 1- 0 me. I struggled to get down safely, looking up at a smiling Jacob. "Hey pretty, I actually thought you passed out on me there. Besides if you want to kill yourself try using a knife." He winks smirking.