Funny Gravity Falls Quotes Mga Nobela at Kwento

I laugh so hard that I fall flat on my ass and even then, I can’t stop. “Mr. De Flores...uh, I...”

“The thing about hitting rock bottom is that there is nowhere else to go but upward. Unless, of course, you want to stay down there.” I lean back against my seat and remove my glasses, dropping them onto the passenger seat beside me so I can wipe my eyes properly. "Of course, I don't want to stay down here, Mum, but how the heck am I supposed to climb up when every time I try, someone from up top dumps something on me and buries me under a ton of shi—wait, is that a..?"

“Rule one: if I die, bury me sexy. Rule two: if there’s a ghost, we negotiate rent. Rule three: if I find an ex, we salt the earth.” First swing: missed. Hit shin. Second: hit hinge. Then toe. Third: creeeak. Air spilled out, cold and sharp with iron and mold. I raised my bottle. “To poor choices and strong quads.” The chimney groaned softly in disapproval. I smiled at it. “Don’t worry. I’m not scared.” Lie. Great posture.

Grace coughed again. “Almost there, hang on…Don’t drown on me now. There’s no use rescuing a damsel if she drowns in the process.” Grace gave a laugh. “I’ll try not to drown.” Her legs wobbled as her feet struck the muddy surface. She fell to the ground face first. “Urg…”

SAD FLUTE ACCURACY: 0%]. The response from the Audience was instantaneous. A wave of psychic laughter, like a billion surprised snorts, rippled through the narrative layer. Our viewer count on the react stream spiked. On screen, Zorval’s segment cut to a flashback—a dramatization of our first meeting. He had me tripping over a celestial root and falling into Jeff’s arms, while a choir of astral children hummed. “Oh, come ON!” I yelled, laughing despite myself. “I did not trip! He was blocking the hatchway with a faulty grav-spanner! I told him to move!”

"Have I ever lied to you?" "Ok then". I gave up and closed my eyes, Letting my body fall from the towering height. Wooooo! Someone should save me! When did I turn to batman! I cried out my heart while closing my eyes tightly, I really don't want to see how far it takes before I fall to my death. *Thump* I felt balanced after a long unbalanced fall, Wow! That took forever. "See, I told you it will get easier" Lele smiled while I rolled my eyes.

“Never open your mouth, unless you’re in the dentist chair” ~ Sammy “The Bull” Gravano JORDAN POV Some things are just so wrong. From start to finish, the idea of their existence is a simple absurdity. Like the things, my sister was telling me.

Even the veins on Sky’s hand started bulging as he yelled, “I really mean it! I really can’t hold on any longer. I’m really going to fall off. Brother Rockefeller, save me…” He clenched his fingers tightly. The recesses on the Sword of the Universe were not that deep, but he did not have any strength and his fingers started loosening their grips one by one till he flipped over and cried out in distress. Finally, he felt like he had fallen to the ground. He looked up in the sky with a pale look. “Sh*t! Am I dead already? I must’ve turned into a pile of flesh from falling so high up.” At this time, he saw a woman holding a little girl walking past him. The little girl looked at him strangely a

“My clothes are for everybody.” “These actually look good,” Ari complimented, unexpectedly. “Surprised someone like you can make designs like these.” “Maybe she stole them,” Amber suggested with an evil smile. The group continued their laughter and cruel game of insults until I tripped and fell to the floor. The laughter grew around me, and I felt like crying as I heard a few people call out, ‘Earthquake.’ Seriously, I wasn’t that big. Don’t let them see you cry. I repeated to myself, but the moment felt like it was bearing down on me.

Adi was looking at Riya. After hugging for a while, Riya asked "If you are here, where is he? That cry baby!" Grandfather started laughing. Adi kept looking at Riya and started thinking in his mind, 'Me and cry baby!' Grandfather looked into Riya's eyes and said "The one with whom you have come here, he is your cry baby". After saying this, tears came out of Riya's eyes. Adi's eyes were looking at Riya without blinking. What he wanted to tell Riya, but could never say, today Riya recognized him.