Romans & histoires Funny Greek Mythology Quotes

"Yeah, no. He's just a figurehead. It's Hera who actually runs things. Do you honestly think someone with a worse sex reputation than Salax could run the realm of the Gods?" Salax laughed. "There's actually someone worse than me!" Kali nodded. "There's a saying in Olympia. "If you tell Zeus no, it's already been fucked by then."" Salax couldn't help but laugh. "Remember that next time I'm fucking someone, Shark." "If it weren't for me knowing we originated from human sins, I'd say that you two were blood relations," Len shook his head. "Intimacy of that level should be reserved for lovers, not just because you want it at the time."

*Mt. Olympus, Greece* "Thank you so much polyagapiménos" Thaelia exclaimed as the nymph finished filing her nails, leaving the moon princess with a perfect manicure. Eliza, the nymph smiled in response and parted with a bow, after taking her basin of filthy water with her. That's the thing with people working under her, they never uttered a single word, which she never understood. Why was it so forbidden for them to talk with her? Just a friendly chat?

"Yeah. Stupid men did. I'd like to hear some myths or fairy tales that a woman wrote." "Me too! Perhaps you will write them someday." Her eyes twinkled with amusement. "Well, Greek myths are entertaining, nonetheless. I've always thought that overcoming the tribulations of the world makes us stronger people. I like to think Zeus's plan backfired. Mankind flourished and covered the earth despite all the evil that had been released."

As a result of his husky yet gruff voice, his laughter was not very enticing to the ear, it almost sounded like sheer mockery and it was hard to overcome the sound of mockery once you heard it in one's voice. "Is there something wrong Mr. Jefferson?" I asked feeling confused. "Not at all, it is a rare condition that I have, I laugh unbelievably in times that I don't think the situation is funny. But now that you have mentioned this" he said breaking into a cough. "I have to assure you that there are no more Lycaons in existence not after the war thousands of years ago. The descendants of the great Lycaon were cursed by the moon goddess after they tried to take powers into their own hands. It

"You seem to be a fish out of water." "Where are the other Greeks?" Coeus looks around the yard. Wisdom chuckles "I have no idea where they but since you came to my home I guess it's me you were looking for. Besides my grandfather has more important things to do than to entertain seventeen assholes. As for me, I can use a workout." Wisdom points to a man whose head resembles a card claw, holding a large oar and has a fishtail. I know who you are. Oceanus the God of Great."

"Oh come off it. It really isn't a bother. I doubt that you have had a meal either." I watched as Grey chuckled at my mum's revelation. Mum left and I and Grey were in the room alone. I looked at him with a smile. "Mum would never let you come around and leave without a meal." "I can see that. She is quite the giver of hospitality." "If this was Ancient Greece, I bet that she would be Zeus' favourite." I saw a smile spread across Grey's face. "Well, it seems that someone has been studying their greek myhology. Yes, she would be Zeus' favourite. I just hope that he doesn't get too carried away and..."

declared Elysium, their voice carrying an otherworldly resonance. This twist in the narrative stirred both awe and skepticism among Athenians. Quoted conversations within philosophical circles delved into debates about the nature of cosmic forces and the possibility of beings like Elysium who could unravel the mysteries that eluded ordinary perception. Some embraced the seer's words as a guiding light, while others dismissed them as mere theatrics.

"We are feeding my little baby. Now open up so I can give you some meat." "By the gods, Persephone," Loukas made her look at him. "The last thing you want, is beef. It destroys this beautiful skin tone you have. Why do you not try some salad instead?" "Or wine," Athena chipped in. Everyone looked at her. "I jest," She said with a shrug. Artemis sighed. "Your jokes, Sister. They never eventually make anyone laugh." Hestia did a hand sign, making everyone laugh before Loukas said, "See? That is how to make a joke."