Funny Greek Mythology Quotes นิยาย & เรื่องราว

That’s because if there were people who believed in it, there were people who hated it. The former Holy Court was the best example. Of course, the Divine Clan of Ancient Greece didn't want the museum to be damaged. The angry voice of the man in gold armor shocked everyone. In the core area of the ancient Divine Clan, Jason had insulted Achilles, which instantly gained everyone's hatred. "You should apologize." The girl with a pair of azure gem-like eyes said. "Otherwise, you would die." The girl said to Jason. Insulting Achilles was an unforgivable crime in the Divine Clan. However, it was because of her. Moreover, Jason was not wrong. The words of the guy who stood up for her were too hurtf

My fangs sprouted violently, and when the thirst for blood invaded me, I knew that I was at the top of the food chain. “Now you have so much power that the damn gods will be envious,” Greco said, and I was surprised. Of all the things he could say, mocking the gods made me smile.

My hands wrap around his hips, one moving to his ass and pushing a finger inside. “Malakas! (Ancient Greek curse word, similar to fuck!)” Hermes moans. “Get ready, i fotiá mou (my fire).” I moan and that’s all that he needs to let go, spilling himself down my throat.

"Urgh, you guys and your mate issues. Anyway, she bears the spirit of Rhea, who is my father Zeus mom. That literally makes her my grandma dummy!" Everyone burst into laughter. Honestly, there is no getting mad with this childish god. Gunther is driving and since I gave him the location, he is cruising with no problem at all. We start laughing at Hermes tales about his life as a bear. We did not even notice that we had arrived.

Well, I lie, shamelessly lie, the best cocktails in Moscow! "They say that Dionysus got into a barrel full of wine and could not get out of it, because he drank everything to the drop! - the unknown person from the apartment laughed. - The devil, do Not confuse! It was Diogenes! Astarte corrected. - No, Diogenes in the name of philosophical ideas sat in barrel! And this alcoholic simply could not not hangover! – said the devil.

Thebian raked a hand through his canescent brown hair. At the same time, Jacques threw his head back and laughed out loud. “You expect us to believe you spoke with the moon goddess.” He spat bitterly. “The gods don’t bother with your kind.” Low growls reverberated around the room, to which Lykoan growled even louder to silence them all.

– They listen. Everyone looks at Hades, who is showing a smug smile. - Look at the time, idiot. – The Moon Goddess says. - So demanding. – Hades responds, laughing, while mentally pushing the souls back into their bodies. - Stop playing around. Resuscitate them. - The Goddess shouts but falls silent when she hears this: - Fuuuuuuuck! It looks like I got drunk and have had a hangover for 15 days. – Gary says. - Great dragon of the sky. I can barely move. – Lucifron says.

“I’m making a montage of every time Michael and Lenny insult each other. I’ll call it Bros in the Abyss.” “Sounds like a terrible indie band,” Elias mumbles from the back. The tunnel narrows. Michael ducks. “I swear, if a bat lands in my hair, I’m throwing myself down a shaft.” “Do bats even live in Greece?” Lenny asks. Michael scoffs. “What do you think, they have EU visas? They’re bats, Lenny. They don’t obey borders.” Lenny pauses, clearly unsure. “That sounds… valid?” I sigh, rubbing my temples. “You two are literally the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.”

Celeste (deadpan): “Hold up.” I pinch the bridge of my nose. “There are gods that are real? Like… actual Greek gods? Trident, seashells, dramatic hair, the whole package?” Dacia actually winces. Dacia: “Not Greek. Older. The ones the Greeks watered down and gave better PR. Poseidon, Hades, Nyx, the whole pantheon. They’re real. They’re awake. And Atlantis is their favorite mistake.” Remy (stepping out of the portal behind me) blinks.

Did a letter get sent out or something, geez? “Please forgive my brothers rudeness. I am Hades, this is Poseidon, and that’s Zeus.” Hades said. I couldn’t help it, I burst out laughing. Are they serious? The big three Greek gods? Upon seeing my hysterics Zeus and Hades looked shocked, Poseidon on the other hand took the lead. “I know, our names tend to cause that reaction. Your mom Gaia sent us.” Poseidon said. That stopped my laughing immediately. “My mom?” I asked.