Funny Greek Mythology Quotes Novels & Stories

the craziest said "What's wrong Adonis ,can't wait to look at the breasts again,bet you can't take them off your mind" silent crazy said "Whose are more juicy ,Greek god?"the Athena girl asked They were really starting to piss me off "STRIP THEM AND THROW THEM IN"I yelled angrily taking out my gun They squealed at my actions, quickly removed their clothes and got in " FUCKING HELL,THIS IS WORSE THAN IMAGINED,FUCK YOU DR COLD" Athena said

“According to G****e, Hades, who is also known as the god of the underworld had three children, Zagerus, Macaria, and Melinoe. The first is a boy while Macaria and Melinoe are girls. Now if you’d ask me, I think this information is irrelevant. Nothing concerns Greek mythology with Nigerian homicidal maniacs.” A smile crawled into Lex’s lips. “Actually, it does.” “How, if I may ask.” Bob folded his arms indignantly. “Yes; maybe G****e thinks Hades had one son – or none at all, but that’s not a reliable source, is it?” “You just said ‘G****e’ isn’t reliable.” Byron chipped in. “For once I have to agree with the kid. You just said G****e, the most reliable source of information on the web, the

" Who said this? The wordings above were said by Rhadamanthus, a judge of the underworld. The wordings above were said by Hilda The wordings above were said by Zeus The wordings above were said by Hera The wordings above were said by Hercules. "There are consequences to killing a god was said by who in the 5th chapter of the 4th book of Born By Power? Maria John Pete Butt Pandora Helen Hippolyta Hilda Danrakah

Said Circe. - Any villain is no match for you. - Said Circe. - You are the smartest man in the world. - Said Magic. - Giving a small laugh to complete. – Joker. - Vandal said. - Only that? – Asked Tsuki Miki with irony. “News travels fast like that. - He said. - Fly like a trail of gunpowder. - Said the goddess of magic. – - Like the sun carried by Apollo. Trigon said. - Like the Moon behind the night. - Said Magic.

Now why do I feel he is insulting me "But alpha she is your mate! " Jake said. "No no a mere human cannot be my mate noo! " the Greek god exclaimed. You know what I don't give a fuck I am leaving this place I am getting scared now the Greek god is shaking and I don't think I like him too he is just plain mean!

Immediately, as they just finished burning the bodies a huge sound was heard, and behold that sound was saying, "I need human blood!!!!! I need human blood" immediately that happened to be Aphrodite, the goddess of love and fortunes. Hahaha, she laughed out so loudly to the extent that the whole guards couldn't believe what they just heard Show your face, common, show us your real face let's see you, and come to think of it, who do you think you're, show your damn fucking face if you know that you're a mere mortal. See, let me tell you as well if you think I will be scared or I can be scared of you that means you're a loser for I am fearless, I fear no evil, so show up your face your powerle

Greek god approaching us. The expression on his face seemed rather stoic now rather than intrigued and aroused, as it had been earlier. I couldn't help the smirk creeping up my face. "I'm talking to you sexy." The man slurred again, this time snaking his hand around my bottom. Before I could protest, his hand was yanked off. "Go home to your wife and kids, stronzo." Mr. Greek god told the asshole off before I could. He's here, I smiled to myself, how did he get even sexier in less than five minutes? Without any protection, the jerk scrambled off. I didn't expect him to leave that easily.

It was laughing at death all over again. [Mycenaean Greek] "I can relieve you of your pressing schedule. You and the other A****n step outside and I'll make it quick." [Hungarian] "No can-do Studly," I smirked. "If I go out there, it is going to take a while." [Hungarian] "I sincerely doubt that."

Earth Goddess cries, “I didn’t know she was obsessed with you!” Water isn’t as apologetic, “Yeah, why is she pregnant with your baby?” Apollo mean mugs her but she keeps going, “Couldn’t you impregnate a human or something?” Earth Goddess laughs, “They’d make Hercules look like a wimp!” All three laugh but stop when the moon Goddess's voice booms and causes the water to echo. They all jump and watch as she storms in, “I am getting tired of this! How many babies should you have? You are so out of hand!”

"Yeah, no. He's just a figurehead. It's Hera who actually runs things. Do you honestly think someone with a worse sex reputation than Salax could run the realm of the Gods?" Salax laughed. "There's actually someone worse than me!" Kali nodded. "There's a saying in Olympia. "If you tell Zeus no, it's already been fucked by then."" Salax couldn't help but laugh. "Remember that next time I'm fucking someone, Shark." "If it weren't for me knowing we originated from human sins, I'd say that you two were blood relations," Len shook his head. "Intimacy of that level should be reserved for lovers, not just because you want it at the time."