Funny Greek Mythology Quotes Novels & Stories

Athena POV “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy”. That famous quote from the Joker runs through my head over and over, as my clothes are absolutely drenched in slimy red and yellow gunk. Only, in my case, it’s still a tragedy. I fail to see the comedy part in all of this.

There was a purpose to his question, a hidden meaning I couldn’t quite grasp. “Most of them were just that, stories. But there were some old myths, particularly about divine gold,” I continued, my voice a low, thoughtful murmur. “They said it was the only substance that could pierce the hide of an otherwise unkillable being, a metal forged in the heart of a star, blessed by the gods themselves.” Hypatos brushed the topic off too quickly afterward, a sudden, almost forced shift in his demeanor. “Just a thought,” he said, his voice a little too casual, a little too dismissive. “A silly myth. Forget I mentioned it.” He stood up, his movements stiff, a sudden urgency in his demeanor that was out

Silence invaded the room again, Julius accepted, “no problem, but as the president said, we are not responsible if something bad happens to you, In the afternoon Luck was packing, Diana approaches the door, since it was open, she says “take care, and I'll tell you something, (luck turned to look at her face) if Poena seems to you the most beautiful in the academy, The daughters of the Greek goddesses are even more beautiful, but they have a character of only satisfying their lust, they can even kill you, they can be unfaithful but man cannot and less if he is from a clan, I tell you this, because you I look like my little brother, and I would not like to see my grandfather worried, so do not

Leon replied. Suddenly the digital screen appeared before them again. Hercules and Athena, kill the Hydra to continue to the next level. Go! "I guess, we can't help but be ready," said Leon while gesturing for Claire to come with him. Claire carried a golden spear typical of the goddess Athena, while Leon carried a simple sword. "Hydra's blood is poisonous, very poisonous," replied Claire, who suddenly knew a lot about Greek mythology. "I know," said Leon. In front of them now, was a vast lake.

Athena smiled at Kira’s kind words, drifting into a cherished memory. “Mommy,” Athena stood before her mother’s vanity, “look,” Athena turned around, and Iris burst into a fit of laughter. “What have you done to yourself, Theia,” she held the counter, holding herself from falling due to the intense laughing fit she was in. “Deep shit, Mommy,” this made Iris burst into another loud laugh. “What did you say,” Iris held her stomach. It's deep shit, Mommy,” she showed the lipstick tube, and Iris fell and laughed hard.

My fascination with books and weird things that floats around us made it worse, I guess. “Hephaestus was thrown off in mt Olympus because he is a parthenogenous child. He was the ugliest of all the Gods in Greek mythology." a masculine yet irritating voice entered my tympanic membrane. I looked up fixing my glasses who the hell is it? Am I hearing voices this time? To my dismay, I looked around, and damn I shouldn't have known who was it. The one and only Adam the so full of himself and every basic chick dream guy. I stared at him without a hint of emotion and went back to reading.

Shadow listed all the familiar names. “The Greek gods…” Sabrina whispered to an astonished Cole. “That is surprisingly stupid.” Cole had no words to describe the stupidest action of them all. “No. Not stupid.” But Shadow had to support their claims. “Poseidon, the God who controlled the sea, Hercules… Ah… I don’t wish to list all of the stupid things. We had a few discussions we needed to do. That’s why I am here.” Shadow retracted her thinking from listing all unimportant stuff to stroke their egos.

- He must be gnawing with envy. – Amphitrite says, when her friend was laughing. - Hello? — Answer with a slurred voice. — Were you sleeping, you idiot? — That's what people usually do when it's early in the morning. - Hello dear, Achilles answers, he wasn't Anúquis who seemed confused with a dazed voice. In the middle of the other call, in which Adonis grumbles at all of Aurora's arrogance.

He gestures toward North with his chin. North scoffs. "Gee, thanks. What a compliment." "It’s a fair assessment," I say, smirking. "But they’re ancient, Achilles. So is their wisdom." North bursts into laughter. "Oh, that’s rich! My love, did you just call them outdated in the most poetic way possible?"

“Try funny, Adriano, and I will not joke.” "Where's your sense of humour, Hades?" Hades leaned across the table so close Adriano could smell the smoke on his breath. “Don’t play games with me. I’ll burn Rome itself before I let a hand touch her.” The silence was screaming. Adriano finally leaned back, laughing dark. “Look at you. The mighty Hades, shaking over a woman. Over a child. How the gods must be laughing.” Hades straightened, smirk ghosting. “Let them laugh. I’ll bury them too.”