Funny Hernia Surgery Memes Novels & Stories

As the memory ended Jennie, jungkook, lisa, rose, jisoo and Eli burst out laughing while V and Petris stood still with their heads down. their faces red as tomato. "Oh..hahaha..My.haha...Godd! You dr...hahaank water....hahaha...from heel!" Jennie said holding her stomach. she grabbed Jungkook's shoulder or she would have collapsed. "And You....hahah..called.....Dominoce ..hahah..for.....Pi..zza hut's....hahaha...number!"

The Humor of Survival Yet, amidst all this weight, the siblings still found moments of ridiculousness—because if they didn’t laugh, they might drown. Like the time Tshepo tried cooking pap for everyone, only for Abby to spit it out and declare, “This pap could be used to patch potholes.” Or the time Mathapelo, slightly tipsy, decided to give relationship advice to Aubrey—“Women don’t need money, Aubrey, they need hugs!”—only to hiccup so loudly everyone burst into laughter. Or Gail accidentally falling asleep during her night shift and waking up to find her patient had covered her with the blanket.

They chuckle lightly at my joke and I'm glad it didn't go over their heads. “This is your first time meeting us”. One of the men says…I've genuinely forgotten his name and pack. “What do you think? Do you also think Fern is a dickhead?”. The Fern in question throws a butter knife, landing it perfectly between the man's hands on the table. “Shut up, Keren”. I can't tell if it's a joke but Keren doesn't flinch, just turns to me and shrugs in mock surrender. “I told you”. He says. The table chuckles again and I realize then that it must be a joke. What…a unique sense of humor.

He bent over gently and spread his legs to gain better balance. In the end- Bff- A weird sound came out at the worst time ever. “Haha, haha!” Sion was the first to crack up. She couldn’t even stand still from how much she was laughing. “My god is this funny! Are you trying to lift the sword or trying to fart?” “Ah, whatever, stop acting tough. You wouldn't be able to pick it up even if you were to fart a hundred times more.” Everyone else couldn’t hold in their laughter either.

As if. Debby got ready and made her way to the operating room. There, she began to scrub for the surgery. The surgery was a simple hernia procedure so in the next two hours, there were done. "Great job everyone." Professor Tedd, the lead surgeon said, as soon as they were out of the operating room. "You," he said, turning to face Deborah. "I heard you sew a man's gut up the other day. I saw. Be very careful with your stitchings. They are boggling and haphazard." He rendered coldly.

he stopped and started laughing so hard that he was now clutching his stomach and struggling to keep up with his breathing. "Em pukes all over Cain's face non- stop like bwaa bwaa bwaa, so yuuck. While the other dude trips on Em's vomit while trying to help her. It was so gross but at the same time so exciting to watch. I'm telling you if I posted this on F******k daamn I would be famous!" Ace said finally wiping the sweat that had formed on his forehead after 'greatly telling a story'

I said and he nodded while stifling another laughter. “I'm sorry, I really am.” “Then you better swallow that laughter before I do something I might regret!” I said with hatred for this new friend of mine. I felt very angry at how foolish I was. I had set a trap and slid right into it. “I'm sorry just this once. Let me laugh this once,” he said as he held his stomach, “if I hold it in, it might actually kill me before the non-existent cancer,” he said with snot running down his nose and tears streaming down his cheeks as he sat on the floor and busted out laughing while hitting holding his stomach.

Then the laughter ripped through the air, taunting my ears. “Ignore them.” I said to myself. Easier said than done, Valeria. I forced my attention to my phone, scrolling mindlessly, pretending none of this mattered. I shouldn’t have looked. Because the second I did, the screen slapped me with something that made my stomach drop. A meme. Not just any meme, me, Zane, and Landon photoshopped into a disgusting threesome, covered in crude stickers and comments. My heart throbbed with pain, my fingers visibly shaking.

“Mila, you’re a saint!” Then, he pulled out his phone. “Look at the group chat. It’s exploding!” The group name had been changed to ‘Care and Support of the Clown Werewolf King,’ and it was flooded with merciless mockery. Someone had photoshopped Sarek’s face with clown makeup and captioned it: [So I came after. I’m a homewrecker.] There were even meme videos titled, “The Werewolf King’s Breakup Survival Guide.” Louis laughed so hard his whole body shook. “Hahaha! That’s brutal!”

Liam said pouting, since he was having surgery tomorrow, the doctor had told him to fast which he was still sulking about, he had to admit that it was kind of rude to eat in front of him while he was made to starve. "Don't be such a cry baby, you know well that this is how it is, I mean you are in this field too, you should know already that you can't eat before a surgery, I didn't eat too before u had my appendix removed." He said trying to cheer him up but it didn't work, the man pouted even more. "Did I complain, just let me be mad, I have the right to be," He said folding his hands against his chest. "Of course, be mad bro, don't worry when you are done and can finally eat normal food ag