Funny Hernia Surgery Memes Novels & Stories

Alas, the surgery failed, and now, I've completely lost all the functions of my private parts! "Janet, I know you're under a lot of pressure to get promoted, but you can't just use me to boost your numbers. You've turned me into a eunuch forever! How are you going to make this right?!" The video had just been posted, and one could tell Frank was still groggy from the anesthesia and barely awake. Still, he was clearly impatient enough to get his statement that he had prepared out as soon as possible. Sure enough, it set off a huge uproar online, with vicious attacks pouring in.

Having been in the business industry for years, it no longer amazed him whenever he came across someone obsessed with plastic surgery. Hilda continued to gossip, "You know that mixed race celebrity whose movie we watched the other day? He's not mixed! His blue eyes are also from plastic surgery. That's so amazing!" However, Nathan was not surprised at all. "They can even make their members longer and thicker now. There's nothing impossible nowadays." "You can even perform surgery on your penis now?" Hilda was amused.

Well, the one who goes in my college and has Gorilla for professor. “You know we have to know the whole hernia surgery thing?” “Gorilla said, if we can do the whole procedure alone, we will get a key to basement for the whole semester!” I said cheerfully. Don't get me wrong, but I love to experiment on dead bodies! “Oh hell no! Corpses just for us?” She said rapidly sitting. “Yup!” I said enthusiastically. We soon started clapping our hand like a 2years old and smiling like witches.

I just squeeze her hand again. "And you'll be very very good after this short surgery", Dr Maira turns to her. "And you know the best part about this surgery is, it's not like other surgeries. No big weapons and blood. And you'll be able to see and talk. No pain" Chrissie parts her lips in awe. "Really? It's not like soap operas? Cutting stomach with scissors?" This is the one freaking time I regret letting her watch things like that. But I never knew she would go through this at such an early age. This feels like crap!

She’s simply too charming! ‘Hahaha! She was also going to stick the acupuncture needles in him when the scumbag father pretended to faint at the end. He was so scared that he couldn’t go on pretending anymore! That was hilarious!’ A lot of netizens regarded this piece of news as the source of their happiness. Some people had even taken a screenshot of Keegan’s hideous appearance and made it into an emoji.

, I pointed out. “Because heaven forbid a male member of the Hart’s Hog ever do anything domestic other than grilling, paying the bills, or having sex! Hell would certainly freeze over”, she snaps, causing Meme to laugh so hard she snorts. “You’re damn fucking right”, I snap back, making Meme now laugh so hard she’s choking, but Jonny is staring me down.

The leader of the agitators, Benjamin Wilson, glared at me as if he wanted to tear me apart. His spit sprayed across my face as he shouted, "My son had a simple hernia surgery yesterday, and you cut his sperm duct? Are you trying to end our family line?" Curious patients and their family members gathered around us, pointing and whispering about me. I mentally reviewed yesterday's surgery; there hadn't been a single mistake throughout the entire procedure.

But I bet they have not seen a ghost yet. I forced my face to stay calm as I had a plan — I’d thought of everything. This could not slip away from me. I would bet that there was no panic because I was all full of smirk. Oh! Is this the mark that they are hyping up and down. Actually, I had a course to go through a surgery and in the process my appendix was removed too and to think it's at the same spot made it all look perfect. But it has not even been 5 years since I had that but it seems to be as healed and old like the one I am seeing in Yvonne.

“Pull out the small intestine? People will die!” Paulette shook his head and said, “We were misled by him. Why do we have to pull out the small intestine?” “What else?” “Surgery! The two missions just now reminded me! We can do the surgery ourselves! As long as we cut a small hole in the stomach, we can take out the small intestine, find the key, and stuff the small intestine back in. Then, we can suture the wound. Compared to the injuries we suffered during the missions, this surgery is not considered complicated!”

Scott, Greg, and I paraded the hallway, waiting for news of the surgery, when a surgeon came out after a fifteen-hour surgery. I rushed towards the doctor who had a frown on his face, “I'm sorry,” he said, and I froze, gawking at him, “The surgery… it was successful.” My knees buckled, and I fell to the ground, hitting my back on the wall as I covered my face with my hand, taking a deep breath. The doctor smiled and walked away… that wasn't funny. Greg and Scott walked towards me, “Hey…” “He said he's sorry the surgery was successful,” I blurted out, my voice breaking.