Funny Hernia Surgery Memes Novels & Stories

The sound from outside made him even more uncomfortable. Keira couldn’t hold back her laughter. The moment Keira burst out laughing, however, pain shot through her lower abdomen. "Ah—ow!" Keira gasped. Hayden immediately panicked. "What’s wrong? Where does it hurt?" Hearing her cry, Lena rushed in as well. "What happened?" "I laughed too hard and pulled my stitches," Keira explained, gripping Hayden’s hand tightly. Lena glared at Keira. "You’re a mother now, and yet you’re still acting like a child. Do you have any idea what condition you’re in?"

~[JENNA]~ After almost a century of groaning and shivering with uncontrollable nervousness, the surgeon finally reveals himself and we all three stand up immediately in unison. The doctor seems to have noticed our nervousness. He chuckles. “ It's all right, you guys can breathe.“ he says and we sigh deeply. He smiles and shakes his head. “The surgery was successful. Let that help you relax okay.“ He says and we all take a deep breath. He chuckles and shakes his head.

I thanked him so much, and told him he didn’t have to go through all that stress, but Trent would always be Trent when it comes to me. Soon it was lunch break and Emma and I was seated at a table having lunch while we scrolled through our phones. Soon my eyes caught something, it was some pictures and videos of the little scandal from yesterday, Emma and I kept on watching the fart video as it was so hilarious. The editor of this video did a great job with the emojis and different expressions, it was even funnier than when it happened live. Everyone in the cafeteria kept looking at us like we were mad, but of course we cared less about them.

Mabel let out a giggle while she rubbed on her wobbling breast like the real slut she prayed to be. "I've not emptied the whole Sac honey, you haven't started need I tell you," Addams said in a hoarse voice, piercing his eyes with hers and he stood up, roughly grabbing her by her breast, "Oh please stop!" Mabel screamed in pain as she fell on him and their sweaty body glided in harmony.

I mouth off to them, and they made up what I was saying. “I’m a Pumpernickel fart. Now that’s rude,” Gio chuckles. “She’s saying you love goat cheese,” Justine giggles. “No, Lola’s saying she wants to make goat cheese and cause us to have pumpernickel farts,” Markum finishes. I forgot what I was trying to say, as laughter is the best medicine, even if it hurts now. My silent giggle is cute, helping me forget my worries. Seeing their happy faces adds to my healing, making me feel grateful to have them.

His eyes flutter open again and close, “I’m tired.” “Are you cold?” I asked. “My balls hurt. Everyone keeps looking at them.” I laugh, “You had surgery there. They are checking the incisions.” “Oh,” Max whispers. His eyes open but don’t focus. “I made an ass of myself.” I laugh again. “Don’t laugh at me. No one is allowed there but you.” Max pouts. The nurse laughs. “He isn’t the first one today that was difficult. I doubt he would be the last.” She smiles, “The doctor will be in shortly with discharge papers.” I thank her and she leaves.

Harrison asked. “The great Alexander Lancaster is actually scared of something like this? So pathetic!” Hazel laughed playfully. She was so amused by this scenario. “Let me add more to his pain.” Harper pressed a button and it sent a meme to Alexander’s account. It was a picture of him and the surprised Pikachu face. Which described his situation perfectly. The kids laughed quietly, they were enjoying it. “He looks so stupid!” Henry exclaimed. “I bet he is fuming with anger right now. His face must be as red as an apple.” Hazel playfully added.

"You're a hero! Why are you so sad?" "I'm not a hero. I was just forced to fly it." Thank God nothing had happened. If it had, millions of people would be cursing her right now. Morgan knew that Jenny disliked situations like this, and she comforted her. "It's okay. The people online have the memory span of a goldfish. They'll forget it all in just a few days." "Hopefully so," Jenny said. She said little else to Morgan and changed into scrubs, preparing herself for the upcoming surgeries. She didn't mind what people did as long as it didn't bother her.

During the surgery this time, Dylan Johnson is much more stressful. The surgery lasted more than two hours. Waiting for the operating room lights to go out, Frederick hurried to his feet. As soon as Dylan stepped outside, he saw Frederick Hall's worried expression. In a case like this, somehow Dylan Johnson found it funny. The day finally came when Dylan saw Frederick Hall foolishly facing love. Dylan Johnson cleared his throat, hiding his smile, and said, “The surgery was a success. It's just minor surgery, Frederick. You're so nervous!"

“I cannot wait for the day Vera good gets into a fight and Eden would not be there!” “That day will be brutal” I closed the laptop. I opened it again immediately and refreshed. There was a meme now. Someone had taken a part of the video and turned it into a GIF, the exact moment Erica had me by the hair and my face was doing something undignified, and put it side by side with a stock image of a cat being held by the scruff. The account that posted it had no profile picture, no followers, no posts except this one. I knew who made it. WREN!