Funny Vasectomy Meme Novels & Stories

Still now and again I look at our babies and think maybe one day I might want more. I mean who knows but if we have multiples again that’s it! Artemis will have to get himself fixed! I am a firm believer that men are just as fit to prevent pregnancy as women are. A woman can get her tubes tied but that is actual surgery that requires recovery time in the hospital. Having a vasectomy is a quick out patient procedure. Yes, I’ve done my research just in case. Anyway, its far less invasive if the man gets his stuff fixed. Plus getting your tubes tied doesn’t guarantee you can’t get pregnant. Also, I think it’s the least he can do after giving me triplets, having me carry them, and then have them

He even asked Kim to find out information about the vasectomy. At the next moment, she hurled one of the slices of pizza at him. She was pissed off! He grabbed her hand and pinned her on the sink. Breathing out his warm breath to her ear, he said with a hint of lust, “Doing it with a condom doesn’t feel good at all. I think I’ll go for the vasectomy instead!”

Though those words momentarily startled her, Xavia couldn’t help but chuckle as she replied, “Sorry to burst your bubble, but he’s already had a vasectomy. Nice try, though.” Naturally, that was enough to shut that woman up for good…

But we definitely wanted a big family. “I will tell you. I promise.” “Good.” He cupped my jaw after he buttoned his jeans and then pecked my lips. “I don’t want you to think I’m not pulling a weight in this birth control thing. I can have a vasectomy...” He chuckled at the last part before my fingers pinched his ear. “Say that again, and I will cut off one of your balls…” “You are savage, Lexi. I like it.” He chuckled before his hand slapped my ass. “I have to go now, sweet cheeks.”

“It’s still very early—only a few weeks—but she’ll be fine. I’ll be back shortly in case you have any questions. She’d like to see you now.” I’m so shocked that I can’t take a single step. I stare at the door as the words sink in. Grayson slaps my shoulder. “Congratulations.” “I had a vasectomy,” I claim. He frowns. “What do you mean?” “I…I know there’s a chance of it happening, but it’s so slim. Almost nonexistent.” “You can’t question these kinds of things, man. Just go with the flow. Or do you think you might not be the father?”

"Alessandro's getting a vasectomy." "And why me? Why don't we consider having you get a hysterectomy? Or just draw lots?" Alessandro asked. "Because that way we'll avoid some crazy woman saying she's expecting your child!" I said, reminding him of the incident with Ana Carolina, and he grimaced. "Yeah, I think that's for the best." He agreed. "But what if we want to have another child?" I looked at him and seriously considered killing him. Our friends started laughing. "I'll tell you something, Mr. Mellendez, until you get a vasectomy, you're not touching me." He rolled his eyes.

I’m not saying we’ve not had sex since I gave birth to the twins, but I am saying it’s not nearly as often as it was before we did, especially during the first six months when their nursery was the sitting room of the master bedroom. Our sex life has been bouncing back since, but this week-long vacation is going to be a much-needed fuckfest. And there is no worry about pregnancy or neglecting condoms because my mates are good men and opted to get vasectomies, using silver to ensure it was permanent, as we hit our agreed quota of two kids. And no, Papa nor Alexander were their doctor. They worried my papa and brother would take too much joy from snipping them. “Checking in for Kilbourn.” Gunn

Leo said. I laughed, “Leo, we both know I can’t get a woman pregnant after the vasectomy I had years ago. I don’t want a child.” I said. Leo gave me the silent treatment again and I rolled my eyes. “What is it this time?” I asked. “What we both know is that vasectomies are reversible with an effectiveness of ninety percent at least. That’s pretty effective to me.” Leo said. “With an offspring, you’ll feel more complete. Knowing that the pack will still be run by your lineage.”

Then the big contractions started. "Jake, my next heat you're getting a vasectomy! Argghhhhhh, geez it hurts!" She growled. "I am not!" Jake scoffed. "Do you really want to argue with me now?" Rae demanded. "But baby don't say things like that." Jake pleaded. The guys were in the next room snickering. Jake growled at them. Then they shut up. "Fine, you birth them! You carry them and push them out your hole!!" Rae demanded.

It hadn’t occurred to him to mention his vasectomy when she had been his mistress and he felt under no obligation to explain the reason for it now. After hearing about the vasectomy, Harley stared wildly at Armel, feeling as though the world had actually shifted on its axis. “Well… clearly, the operation must have failed, Armel,” she croaked, struggling to assimilate his shocking announcement. “Otherwise, I don’t understand how it’s possible for you to be Raphaël’s father,” Harley insisted desperately. “Don’t be ridiculous!” Armel snapped irritably. “I’m not being ridiculous, not when it comes to my son. I’m telling you the truth, Armel. You’re his father.”