Funny Hernia Surgery Memes Novels & Stories

“I’m just here to pour hot caffeine on my amygdala.” “Perfect,” Jace said. “You can tell Dr. Ice Queen here that you don’t schedule emergency appendectomies around a Luna’s beauty sleep.” Sienna’s nostrils flared. “I am not rescheduling trauma cases around your flirting orbit, Jace. You pushed back a booked emergent hernia surgery because you wanted to keep an OR on standby ‘just in case’ some beta came in with a paper cut.” “It was a partial evisceration,” Jace protested. “And it did come in.”

, mom said in astonishment while touching my forehead and neck, examining my conditi "where's the pain, my lovely daughter?", dad asked worriedly while checking on m i can't stop myself anymore, they're hilario "hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha another hahahahahahahahaha", i couldn't help but laugh, they stepped backwards and looked at me in surprise, i laughed even mo “what do you think? mom, dad? i'm not going to die, i'm not in pain hahaha”, dad just shook his head at my nonsense and then went back to his seat. mom looked at me seriously, so i was a little nervo

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

Oh, that crazy mudderfudder. I suppressed my laughter, but I couldn't stop myself from smiling. There was only one person in the world that could write such a disgusting and inappropriate, yet incredibly cute note. "Hey, you're awake," mom croaked. "Do you need anything? Want me to get the doctor for you?" "No mom, I'm fine," I said, shoving my mouth with fries. "Where'd you get that? And I don't think you're supposed to be eating those after a surgery—"

Chris feigned a pitiful expression as he answered Henry before turning to Addison “No” “You didn’t???” Addison’s eyes widened in shock before they were filled with admiration “Who could come up with something so ingenious?? I have to worship this god of retribution….ha….ha…. it was so refreshing to see the memes…. Ha….ha…ha…” Addison bend over hugging his stomach. He couldn’t stop laughing, the memes were too hilarious. He wondered if Daniel would ever be able to recuperate the courage to face the business world again. “Your god of retribution is next door doing his 1000 push up punishment. Would you like to join him?” Chris hooked his eyebrows teasingly.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

He yelled and threw the paper to my face, “What have you done Nazy? Hiv, really? Is this what you're showing me?!” “But you said you loved me?” “With this? Oh please don't be ridiculous, where did you get this?” “Really? You're asking me this Fred, like you don't know what I did to make sure that you had a successful surgery, you forgot how you were almost dying in the hospital and begged me to do anything and to make sure you had surgery, you forgot how you cried to me that you were in so much pain and could not bear it anymore”

Only slightly. Because surgery was still very much a possibility. Then Dr. Levin's pager buzzed. Everyone looked up. The surgeon checked the message. His expression immediately turned serious. The room went silent. "What?" Harper asked. Dr. Levin looked at all of them. Then finally spoke. "The imaging is back." Nobody breathed. "The appendix needs to come out." Harper's eyes immediately filled with tears. Theo looked confused. Daisy closed her eyes briefly. Surgery. The word hung heavily in the room.

The thermos in her hand swayed, and chunks of custard fell out. "I'll get the papers ready." And that was it. I had no desire to talk to her any further. All I did was wait for the surgery to come to an end. … Thank God George's surgery went well. Yes, he needed time to recover, but at least he was still alive.

The employee was on edge, but Seth cut him off with a sharp tone before he could finish. "What are you talking about? Over a hundred cancellations?" He stepped forward and grabbed the employee by the collar. "Is there some mistake? These customers paid deposits. Why would they all cancel at once?" Lily pushed her way in, fixing a hard gaze on the employee. "There's got to be a mistake. Check it again! "Is this some kind of sick joke? Someone pretending to be a customer just to mess with us?"