Funny Hernia Surgery Memes Novels & Stories

He waited while staring at the screen until a good number of his fans have joined the live and started talking. "Hi, guys how are we all doing? You guys were surprised, right? Yeah me too. If someone had told me I will be sitting in a wheelchair today I would have fought the person but here I am stuck. I am so sorry for making you guys worry about me. Yeah, I had surgery and I am fine now though the pain is still there it is not painful that much again after the surgery." He read some comments and smiled. "Yeah, it was very painful initially but not anymore I can even smile now earlier I was crying like a baby." He added laughing softly.

However, I could not really eat anything. I kept experiencing acid reflux and felt extremely uncomfortable. Just then, I received a news notification on my cell phone, so I clicked on it. [A patient prepares to eat immediately after stomach surgery! This medical genius is saving the masses!] The middle-aged man who had just undergone stomach surgery appeared energetic. He even drank two bottles of hard liquor in front of the reporters. His face was flushed as he laughed. “Doctor Smith is a real genius! She didn’t even administer anesthetics when she operated on me, and I’m fine!

My emotions were knotted into something I couldn't put into words. In the end, all I could manage was a bitter, helpless laugh. "Don't remind me. This was pure bad luck. A complete disaster out of nowhere." Who would have thought that a routine hemorrhoid surgery could nearly turn me into an abandoned baby's mother? At last, the absurd day came to an end.

So, she sent Aidan a message on I*******m for recommendations. After leaving the main page, she scrolled through her feed while holding her water glass. Sitting upright in her chair, she skimmed through updates from friends. Henry had posted a photo with the caption: "A five-hour operation. All the medical staff worked hard. Thank you." The image showed a handsome doctor in a surgical gown, looking exhausted, a slight sheen of sweat on his forehead. Adriana smacked her lips. The word “hypocritical” had never been more vividly brought to life than through Henry’s theatrics.

That one. I laughed, as I saw him do that idiotic dance with the huge bright smile he had on his face. "Yes," I said nodding as I clutched my stomach. My ribs don't hurt anymore, the doctor said that they are almost healed. Just a few more days. "Let me increase the challenge." He said and came closer. "Can you see this?" He said and started to make funny faces. He made a face of a gorilla. I laughed, clutching a big of my stomach.

“Stop fidgeting. If you mess up your stitches, they’re going to kill me.” I smile. “Kill you? Why? I thought your quick thinking saved my life?” She shakes her head. “It was a through-and-through, and it only got your large intestine. Painful, likely to get infected, but not immediately deadly.” “We waited their ten days!” I tap my other fingers on my other knee, even though it makes the recently stitched surgical scar in my side burn. “I am driving.” She scowls at me quickly. “Do you want to not die in another car crash, just to prove that you’re immortal?”

Their strange twisting movements made Sam laugh even more. "Wait, stop, my stomach hurts!" Sam suddenly said with a scowl while his hands went to his stomach. Gabriel and the rest immediately stopped and looked at him in shock. "Stomachache? How are you feeling?" Gabriel asked with concern. "Are you injured?" someone asked worriedly. "Let me see!" A man who studied medicine offered to do a check-up. Sam wanted to start laughing again, but he said, "No, I'm fine, my stomach hurts from laughing so much, that's all." Gabriel and the rest were stunned; could your stomach hurt from laughing?

"Damn it." "What?" She started laughing so hard she nearly dropped the phone entirely. "Oh my God." "What happened?" I leaned over. She shoved the screen toward me. I looked down and immediately covered my face. The internet had been busy. Someone had already edited Miranda's expression next to a bald cartoon character. Another post showed Adriana gripping a lion by the mane with the caption: Hair Removal Specialist. A third had put my face and Miranda's face inside a wrestling ring with a full bracket graphic.

I spoke calmly, "You said Isaac accidentally swallowed a blade. Do you have any proof? Has he had any scans done to confirm it? You also said you went to several hospitals and none had a doctor who could operate. Do you really think anyone would believe that? "My mom was in a highway crash. She has multiple broken ribs. Are you saying that’s less serious than Isaac’s condition? "First come, first served. I’m not giving up the surgery slot. And don’t even think about interfering. "As for you, Jody—wherever you came from—if you keep causing trouble, I’m calling the police." In my previous life, I had been too panicked over Mom’s accident. I hadn’t questioned a single word about Isaac swallowin

It trembled for a moment before steadying again, revealing Aaron, Blake and… him. Next played the one scene that had been on repeat in his mind–Aaron’s fist slammed into his jaw. Suddenly, the video froze just as he was about hitting the floor and a cartoon horny blasted. Bright colors exploded across the screen, his face stretched and farting sound effects played as the footage zoomed in repeatedly. The meme continued for another few seconds before cutting back to the podcast where Gina was already laughing uncontrollably. They showed the other students around her too, all equally amused as they chortled and cackled.