Funny Jokes For Adults Clean

"A child will be born of titanium blueScarlet red in all her gloryListen for every word is trueShe will be your victory."Kira Song has been a human slave since she was thirteen. Ever since the vampire takeover and the death of her parents, life has become nothing but a bother.When she's bought by Prince Dante Rosetti, an original Pureblood vampire, her life changes, especially with the resurfacing of a prophecy.With an impending war, a hot vampire Prince and a shocking revelation, she is thrust into the world of the supernatural.Will she able to survive?

" I can smell your wolf" his deep grumpy voice whispered " I have no wolf" she protested and a deep chuckle left his mouth "Is that your excuse to reject me?" He asked and her heart started trembling in her chest" Reject you?" She frowned. Annabella, a wolfless she wolf they say, became the biden for her sister's freedom when the ruthless alpha Roman who was known for his terrific nature requests her sister's hand in marriage to seal their alliance but instead her father gave her out like a piece of trash and let her elder sister clenched onto her mate, the only man she ever loved. Broken, betrayed and hurt, Annabella left to her new pack to face her new life. What happens when the ruthless beast finds out he was fooled and given the younger Wolf-less daughter? What will be Annabella's fate?

Because of his handsomeness and perfection, Demitri always became the target of women. His charm was beyond reason, always making him feel like a magnet on Earth. Not only that, as he hadn't yet found a prospective partner, his parents often tried to arrange him with his colleagues. Not wanting to be forced into a match, Demitri, by chance, encountered a mentally unstable woman who claimed to be his lover and decided to take advantage of her. He made an offer to the girl to enter into a contract marriage with him, in order to escape from his mother's matchmaking. So, how did their story unfold? How long can they endure the lie they made so explicitly? Follow their journey, only in the novel "CEO NOT FOR SALE!"

Eva moves with her father and older brother to a new town. Eva meets Kessler, her obnoxious neighbor, who is a strange and mysterious boy. Eva knows that there are wolves in the forest, but what she did not know is that her neighbor, Kessler, was one of them.Kessler and Eva get along badly but with the deal and the fights they begin to feel an uncontrollable attraction that they will not be able to contain. Kessler knows that Eva is his mate and despite not wanting to accept it at first, he does so. Kessler becomes obsessed with Eva as he never did with anyone and he doesn't want to be separated from her for any moment.

After a heartbreak, Danielle became pregnant by an unknown man. Now, six years later, she is a loving mother of three. Coincidentally, her new boss at the company she works for is the father of her children, though he is unaware of this. Despite his interest in her and her children's fondness for their "bigger uncle," she continues to distance herself from him. Why does she keep pushing him away?

Royal, a halfling with werewolf and witch blood, unwittingly becomes the mate of the cursed and power-driven Alpha Chase, who uses captives from a war as slaves and war tools. When Royal falls pregnant, someone frames her, leading to her banishment from the Crescent Moon pack. Saved by the caring Alpha Rico, she eventually gives birth to Alpha Chase's son. The prophecy of his birth brings prosperity and victory but only if he is by his father's side. Royal grows into a powerful and independent young woman, becoming a business tycoon, fighter, and healer. But her past catches up with her as Alpha Chase falls severely ill, and Royal, who has never stopped loving him, must use ancient herbs to heal him without him ever knowing who she really is. Will Chase be able to break free from the curse and recognize her his true mate or will he live with an imposter claiming to be his true mate and finally die in the hands of his son?

Sienna Hayes only wanted one thing: to escape the wreckage of her father’s debts and start over at Ridgecrest Academy, the elite school where she’s nothing more than the invisible scholarship girl. But blending in is impossible when her path collides with Luca Russo, the academy’s golden boy with a dangerous edge. Luca has it all—money, power, and the world at his feet—but behind his charming smile lies a storm he can’t control. When Sienna becomes the first person to see through his carefully constructed façade, their connection becomes impossible to ignore. But Sienna has secrets of her own—secrets tied to Luca’s powerful family and the debt that could destroy them both. As their worlds spiral closer, passion ignites, boundaries blur, and the line between love and disaster disappears. Will they survive the fallout, or will their forbidden love become the ultimate betrayal?

Everything was going well in the life of 27-year-old Lillian Porter. She lived in a nice rented house located less than an hour from the major architectural firm where she works. The company is directed by Adam Winters. Her boss was five years older than her and Lillian worked as her executive secretary, she was like his right hand, even though she hated him. All her "hatred" for him followed her from the first day working to him. Adam was extremely attractive and seemed to know perfectly well the power of his charm, since the first day he has been rude and arrogant with everyone around him, knowing that even so, he would draw desirous sighs from both of them. But that still wasn't the focus of all Lillian's rancor, the problem is that she hated the fact that not even she was immune to the charms of her powerful boss. First, she thought she would never have sex with him for the simple fact that he was her boss, nether fall in love, but after what she thought would never happen, happened. She feared she was wanting the terrible CEO Adam Winters in her bed again. How would things be at the company after a crazy night of love between them? Can love. emerge from hate?

"Say that again," he smirks, his hand gently grasping my jaw. "My dear husband," I manage to say, my voice barely a whisper as I struggle to meet his intense gaze. "Oh, I love it when you call me that," he murmurs, before claiming my parted lips in a searing kiss. His hands slide down my thighs, spreading my legs wider, and in one swift motion, he plunges his length inside me. *** Alice's world crumbles when she discovers her husband's affair with her step-sister. The betrayal cuts deeper when he leaves her for his mistress. Desperate to escape the pain, Alice gets involved in a reckless one-night stand with a mysterious stranger, an event that could lead to something even more dangerous.

Camila Wright, seeking both personal space and a rebound guy to help her move on from her devastating breakup, found herself at a bar in an attempt to clear her thoughts. As one thing led to another, she stumbled and instead found herself falling into the arms of the perfect rebound: billionaire Ethan Whitlock.