Novel & Cerita Funny Jokes Tagalog

bakit siya sumisigaw? "ETO NA MALILIGO PALANG PO." sigaw ko din at ngumisi 'tagalan ko kaya para mas exiting. Dahan dahan lang ang pag ligo dahil baka mamaya madulas ako at baka dito na ang katapusan kaya kailangan mag ingat lalo na't alam kong may demonyong nag hihintay sa labas. "P*****A CHESKA BILISAN MO." "P*****A TYRONE MANYAK MAG HINTAY KA."

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

Sabay napaubo si lolo. "Ayan! Buti nga sa 'yo, akala mo naman siya walang arthritis, hmp!" Nagtatampong sabi ni lola. Magbabangayan nanaman 'to for sure. Lumapit si lolo kay lola sabay yakap dito, hala ang mga matatanda kumekerengkeng pa din, joke. "Ikaw naman oh, nagbibiro lang naman ako. Pa-kiss nga!"

SIGAW KO AT PINUNASAN ANG DUGONG NASA LABI KO AT AGAD NA TUMAKBO PAPUNTANG ROOM NAMIN. _________________ RATED SPG TONG PART NA TOH! Zekkie "Party!party!!".sigaw ko sa bar namin hindi kami pumasok kase birthday ni seven kaya eto kami nagpapakasaya at nagwawalwal "Whoooohhhhhh".sigaw ni seven wala kaming unatupag kundi magcutting syempre maraming pera yung mga magulang ko kaya nakakapasa parin ako.Iba talaga ang nagagawa ng pera tsaka kahit anong ipabili ko ngayon din mabibili ko ganun ako kaspoiled aangal ka?!