Funny Jokes Tagalog Novels & Stories

Kuya Welch: Oh, bawal umiyak, kinasal lang si Louvier hindi namatay HAHAHA. Enjoy reading, and please leave some comments and pa-vote na rin😊

"Sorry kasi ano eh gutom na siya. Diba Kulas?" "Huh? Hindi ah busog pa ako kumain tayo kanina diba?" Ay jusko! Hindi man lang marunong maka gets ng sarcasm. "Gutom ka diba?" "Hindi nga Ela makita lang kita busog na busog na ako." At kumindat pa ang gago. "Yieee! Si Ate hindi sinabi na mag jowa pala sila" "Hashtag forever sa Mayon huh?" Nagsimula nila kaming paulanan ng tukso at pang aasar. Halos mabali na rin ang leeg ko sa pag iling habang si Kulas naman ay parang tanga lang na tatango tango at nakangiti ng todo.

Come on, I'll take three shots as punishment—consider it a toast to you and Macy! Todd stood to the side, his expression shifting between anger and panic. He stared at me intently, as if I were the cheating wife, the disgust in his eyes practically spilling over. Looking at the bunch of fools in front of me, I couldn't even be bothered to be angry. I turned my head and glanced at Terrence. He'd worked under Dad for 20 years. There was no way he'd be able to tolerate anyone insulting me like this. He suddenly raised his hand, about to slap Miguel across the face.

Yung humor na hindi nakakatuwa kundi nakaka-gigil na gusto mo na lang tumalon sa bangin. At nakaka-inis siya promise! Fate has a wicked sense of humour na hindi nakakatawa kapag ikaw na ang inasar. Gaya ng mga kaklase kung lalaki noon,, mahilig mang-asar at mambuyo ng iba. Tuwang-tuwa pa pero kapag ito naman ang inasar, pikon naman.

Wala sa sariling nakisabay ako sa pagtawa niya. “Why are you laughing?” Natatawa-tawa pa rin na tanong niya. “I don't know. HAHAHAHAHAHA why are you laughing?” Tanong ko pabalik. Tumahimik kaming pareho. 1... 2... 3... “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA loko ka talaga, Elle.”

pang-aasar ko sa babae kaya naman namula ang pisngi nito. Ang ganda! Lalo na kapag tumatawa, mapapahinto ka na lang sa ginagawa mo. “Diba! Kaya sobrang excited ko kasi nag-approved ka sa yacht trip e. Akala ko nga joke time lang but I remember Mr. Jeo Ezekiel Ong never jokes around,” nakangising aniya kaya naman napailing na lang ako. “Then, everything that would come out of my mouth won’t even have the slightest jokes in it,” seryosong ani ko kaya natawa na naman si Belle.

Jerk! " Ano tapos ka na? " I asked him because he stopped laughing but I still hear small chuckles. " You never failed to make me smile baby " he seriously said like this is the first time that he laugh. I felt the sincerity in his voice as he utter those words. " Bakit parang insulto yun? " kasi feeling ko ang tanga tanga ko kaya ko siya napapatawa. Right? It's like an insult!

"Okay, okay, ito na. Ano ang sinabi ng bato sa tubig?" Napaisip si Thalia. "Hmm... ano?" "Wag mo akong basain, hindi pa ako handa!’" sabay tawa ni Nathan sa sarili niyang joke. Napailing si Thalia, pero hindi niya napigilang matawa rin. "Ano ba ‘yan, Nathan! Ang babaw talaga ng jokes mo." "Hoy, bawal manghusga! Pang-matalino ‘yung joke ko, hindi mo lang na-appreciate agad," sagot ni Nathan na kunwari’y nagtatampo.

He seriously said. Lahat yata kami ay nagpigil ng hininga. "And, I'm not fond of jokes, so..." He added. "Oh come on! Constantine! Your scaring my people.!" Natatawang inakbayan ni General si General Constantine. "Masyado ka namang seryoso!" "Nasa trabaho pa tayo, General Gaell." Tugon ng isa pang General at tinanggal ang kamay ni General mula sa balikat nito.

Odell Lumaban: Haha gago14 Danica Garcia: Tanga15 Felicity Bautista: OY OY OY OY OY OY Felicity Bautista: You forgot tarantado16 Naia Baniaga: I’m dead at this convo Odell Lumaban: Well the joke’s dead now, airps. Are you happy with yourself? Naia Baniaga: F you Zoe Torres: Maingay17 Felicity Bautista: Opo18 ma’am Logan dela Vega: Heard that? That’s the sound of victory Zoe Torres: You’re still fucking stupid, Logan Odell Lumaban: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA