Funny Kakashi Novels & Stories

(Kairi pov) Kaito and I laugh as we listen to one of Kota's latest run-ins with one of his crazy exes "And then she threw herself on the floor and started acting like she was hurt when she was the one who pushed me! Geez, the dirty looks I got after that, I ended up getting tomatoes thrown at me by onlookers!" We laugh as a piece of tomato just so happens to drip off his shoulder and onto the floor. Kaito stands up and pats Kota on the shoulder. "Maybe you should re-evaluate your dating life, the girls you've been picking up seem a little...Psychotic...to say the least." We both laugh again and Kota chuckles. "Yeah, maybe your right...Anyway, I'm gonna go get cleaned up." Just as Kota opens

Kage suddenly turned serious that Tamara found it slightly ridiculous. He was so playful and outgoing – that seeing him this serious now, Tamara just couldn’t help but chuckle. Kage gave her a confused and questioning look as he arched his brow. Tamara chuckled a little louder this time. “You are funny when you turn serious, Kage.” Tamara commented afterwards. “Really, huh?” He pouted like a kid that she joyously giggled. “Yes. But thank you for that. It eased my burden a bit.” Tamara felt her mood lightened up a bit.

“But you’re still Haru. And Haru needs time to breathe.” Their words touched me more than I expected. I hadn’t realized how much I needed this—the laughter, the teasing, the love. As we ordered drinks and snacks, the conversation quickly shifted to updates on everyone’s lives. “So,” Kenji began, leaning forward with a mischievous glint in his eye. “Tell us about life with the famous Jiro Fujibayashi. Is he as perfect as he looks, or does he leave his socks everywhere?” I chuckled, shaking my head. “He’s pretty great, actually. He’s stepped up in ways I never imagined. But yes, he does leave his socks in the weirdest places sometimes.”

A bystander said with astonishment. “He’s probably even stronger than Cai Kang.” The students all start to talk amongst themselves. The guy left the hole and approached Cai Kang. Cai Kang immediately recognized who the figure was. Hyakuya Kurai, his crazy childhood best friend and former schoolmate. One of the teachers who acts as supervisor, planning to berate him with violating the dress code, is pale with shock and unable to move. Kazuha had an unsure look on her face while looking at the teacher and did a quick hand slicing motion to her neck signaling the teacher not to interrupt. He nodded and left the area. Filling the hole back with dirt is not a problem.

He probably even knows who my real parents are— never mind the fact that I’m an orphan. “Because it’s called two left feet Sir…”. I reply dryly. “So I’m sorry, but I will have to stick with a suit”. Miyamura looks at me— really looks at me, then smiles. Shit. “I’ve never really noticed it before…”, he starts, his Cheshire grin going strong. “But you have a really nice sense of humor Sorahiko”. Ah. That was a threat right?. Right?. “I’m sorry sir”. I can confidently say that it takes both of us by surprise when Hayashi Takao starts laughing. His whole attitude changes— he even snorts.

He wiped a hand down his face before slouching into his seat, causing Kaito to chuckle where he was canoodled playing video games. “I always warn him, Boss. Don’t go around salivating for everything with a vagina between it’s legs. He never listens.” He threw shade, and I couldn’t help but laugh as well. “Oh shut the fuck up, Kaito. You know you don’t what a pussy looks like and you are one to talk?” Viper roared from where he was, causing Kaito and I to roar with laughter. “That’s because I am a samurai. I have far better things to focus on than getting laid. Unlike a certain somebody.” Kaito fired back, and I shook my head before deciding not to listen to their back and forth.

- she finally confessed, causing the stranger's slight amusement. - You are very perceptive, miss.- the man said, watching her with his black eyes that sparkled.- Yes, I don't go to bars, but today I made an exception because I heard from my friend who works at the university that a very talented student works here.- he continued, causing Miyuki's face to be surprised.- My name is Kai Ichatashiko, I am a psychologist and, as strange as it sounds, also a close friend of your professor, Mr. Taniguchi.- he added at the end.

I'm left alone here. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I feel sorry for Mizu, but on the other hand I'm laughing because of their crazy behavior? Kazuo-kai and Mizu, they're like Tom and Jerry. See you 👋 LOVE ALL❤️

Different sauces are on the table in small dipping bowls. “This is all so good!” I begin to dig in. The dumplings are perfection. A burst of flavor in every bite. “You keep moaning like that, and I may have to go fight an old man next door.” Takoa teases. I didn’t even notice I was being so vocal. “I’m so sorry. You have to remember I’m not used to food this good! Heck, or food whenever I want, for that matter.” I smile, and he pauses. “How do you do that. Make a joke about not being fed? I swear, every time you do that, I want to go kill another person in your pack who stood by and watched it happen.” He says with all seriousness.

Even though he was saying funny words, there wasn’t a hint of smile or laughter on his face. “Are you seriously quoting Nagato from Naruto?” One of the tied men joked and let out a painful chuckle. The other one smiled awkwardly with his swollen lips. “Yeah, and I’m happy you’ve seen Naruto, now I’m going to show you what Nagato really meant.” Nick replied furiously, he stabbed the man on his lap then twisted the knife, the sound of flesh tearing apart and the splash of blood was covered by the man’s outrageous yell. “Who fucking sent you?” Nick yelled back, ignoring his painful screams.