Funny Karma Stories Novels & Stories

“Well, she told me about the time she convinced you to eat mud pies because she swore the Goddess would bless you if you did.” Kieran groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “She still tells that story?” “She acted it out,” Aria teased. “Apparently you threw up everywhere, and your dad had to carry you around for a day because you insisted your legs had been cursed.” He buried his head in the pillow with a muffled growl, and Aria laughed until her stomach hurt. “Oh, and she also told me you once tried to ‘train’ a squirrel to be your wolf companion.”

After hearing the story, I don’t think there was any wrong there. My dad and her, mt even before my mother. They met and fell madly for each other but look at the funny part of the Karma. It sometimes fucks up with the wrong people, to the people who don’t deserve to be served like that. Or I would say, it does that time and again.

weird guy : I seen so many people like you me : I too seen so many people but never seen such a weird person like you weird guy : whom you called weird do you know who iam me : if you only don't know about yourself how can I know about you so sad I pity you weird guy : I hate people like you me : do you think I love you weird guy : who knows me : may be in your dreams I will become nun instead of loving someone like you weird guy : very great I may love a monkey better than loving someone like you me : yeah it's right only monkey can handle your weird behaviour you both will be made for eachother weird guy : you are such a arrogant the one unlucky fellow who will marry you will elope with hi

"I deserve all the bad things you said about me back. When you were always putting me down, it all registered in my head. I don't care about the bad situations that happen to you, maybe it's karma that you have to face." "Karma?" Oriaga chuckled, he shook his head in disbelief. "You're talking about karma with me, huh? So, the bankruptcy of your father's company, the misery of your lives, and you have to be imprisoned in this mansion after marrying me—isn't it karma?" He wanted to laugh in front of Amanda but tried to hold back, they were trying to make fun of each other. "You don't realize you're bearing bad karma from your parents, huh? Don't act so haughty in front of me, Miss Griscouv."

Kyle, with a twinkle of mischief in his eyes, said, "Mom, do you have any funny stories from your school days?" Valerie, reminiscing, chuckled, "Oh, plenty! One time, my friends and I tried to organize a surprise birthday party for our teacher, but she accidentally found out and pretended to be surprised. We were so caught off guard!" The kids, captivated by the story, burst into laughter. Kelly teased, "Mom, you were a mischievous one too!" Valerie, joining in the laughter, added, "Well, life is full of little adventures and surprises. Those moments make the best stories, don't they?"

I saw it—Gideon Salton taking cash from his buddies, one after another. That was when it clicked: I was just the punchline in some bet. The ones who lost laughed first, then rolled their eyes like I was the idiot. "Madison Montclaire, do you even get how much I lost 'cause of you? Use your brain for once." "We've told you a million times—Gideon's way outta your league. You really thought he'd marry you?"

It wasn’t in my nature. Fuck him and his giant dick. You already are. I was borrowing trouble, and I knew it when I dared to ask, “How much more?” “You want the truth?” No, but I probably needed it. “Yes.” “We’re sitting about halfway.” I wanted to cry. With any other man, I might have. But this was Cal. I couldn’t show weakness in front of him. I learned my lesson, universe. Karma is a real bitch. I made tiny dick jokes, and it’s come back to bite me. I promise I’ll do better if you let me walk away from this in one piece.

The night rolled on in a blur of laughing, teasing and ridiculous stories. They roasted Samira for the time she tripped during a big corporate event. Tasha told a story about accidentally emailing a love confession to the whole company. Devin swore up and down he saw a ghost in the break room once. Then Theo talked about the time Samira accidentally sent a draft ad with a massive typo to the entire executive board ("Best Crapper Rates!" instead of "Best Career Rates!"). Samira turned beet red, and she covered her face with her hands while everyone howled with laughter.

"Well, I must have done something for you to reject me immediately we found out we were mates." "Yeah..about that, I was stupid, and it's one of the reasons why I'm sorry." "You were stupid," I say, and I smack his head. "Awwww.." he says, and rubs his head. Immediately, I smack his head again, but a nut falls on my head. "Awww.." I say and look up. It is a squirrel. "Karma's really a bitch," Jordan states. "Fuck you, karma," I shout, and we both laugh.

The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty. As the night wore on, our conversation grew more relaxed and playful. We swapped stories of our most embarrassing moments, each tale wilder than the last. I recounted the time I had accidentally walked into the wrong classroom and sat through an entire lecture before realizing my mistake. Favour shared a hilarious anecdote about a disastrously overcooked dinner in her first shared apartment, and Gift boasted about her uncanny ability to misplace her phone even when it was in her hand.