Funny Mcqueen Novels & Stories

He also held Mico. "I'm good," she could hardly speak due to the pain in her nostrils. It felt like the liquid went up into her head. "Your mama, always wasting the juice," Moneth teased. "Sorry, kids," she wiped her nose and mouth. "You know, Uncle, our daddy Felipe is good at telling jokes," Moneth said, pointing to her head, "he's bald up here." "Am I more handsome than him?" Monte asked. "Naaah, but he's funny," Macky replied. "He makes mama smile. Brings her flowers every day. We miss him," the child's response was tearful.

A sharp crash rang in my ears, and I opened my eyes wide. A runaway truck had slammed into a luxury car. The car door burst open, and Nicholas stumbled out. His face was pale, and blood seeped from his forehead. Before I could move, Vicky shot forward like an arrow and shoved me aside. She even threw me a wary glance over her shoulder. She knelt beside Nicholas. Her voice trembled with concern. “Sir, are you alright? Does anything hurt?”

she taunted, shooting him a wink that had my father awkwardly shifting from one foot to another, "you age like fine wine, don't you?" Everyone struggled to swallow down their laughter as a smirk pulled at the corners of Monica's lips. She had a special way of making people really uncomfortable and yet being completely lovable all in the same breath. That was Monica for you. You couldn't have the caring side of her without this playful side. "Monica, Lana, always good to have you both here," my father curtly greeted, scratching the back of his neck. "So formal, you'd think we would pass the scorpion up his ass crack act by now," Monica deadpanned and I felt Quade's chest rise and fall behind

He replied. “I guess I'm doing a good job then,” I said, smiling sweetly. The MC began to walk towards the cars already parked at the starting line. After he walked away, I snorted. “You better make him choke on his words,” I told Jackson. “I was thinking of making him drown in them but if it's what you please then so be it, Your Majesty.” Jackson bowed elegantly. He'd been smiling a lot more tonight. He was even cheering and whooping for other racers. I think we'd been here for two or three hours already.

"Don’t forget Gruber. Without him, Dallas would have scored a lot of points. The guy blocked the goal with concrete today. Not even a breeze was passing through." "I know! I just think Gruber should hang out with us more. He’s so reserved. And grumpy all the time. He doesn’t laugh at my jokes!", Mike complained, his mouth twisting. "Nobody laughs at your jokes, Mike! They are awful," Michelle replied. "Ouch! You hurt my feelings!" Mike put his right hand over his heart and made a puppy-dog face. Then, turning to the blinking girl, he added, "Baby, you think I am funny, right?"

Jordan said in a less cold voice than usual “yes, there is good news and when you hear it you will be jumping like a crazy raccoon” “Hmm, then it must be something spectacular,” “UHmm…our Mickey has finally found himself a girlfriend, he is getting married..” because of hunger Michel had completely forgotten to tell her about the joke, So when Michel heard the sentence about him getting a girlfriend made him choke over his food.

he shouted out. "Hell nah!" "What?" Ace vacated the car too. "The fuel tank has been affected." "Are you sure of-- holy shit!" Ace began until he met face to face with fuel spreading on the tar. "Hello, public transport." Mike joked but his friend didn't seem to find it funny. Vexed, Ace kicked the tire several times with a series of profanities. "Woah, Woah, Woah, hang in there bro. It's not the end of the world."

However, when she heard what he said. Monica laughed easily, and she fell over in an instant. She laughed and said, "You think I'll be amused by you just because you say something like that? Stop being so full of yourself, I'm only... not... Hey! What's wrong? Your face looks so ugly. Are you uncomfortable?" "Thank you for your concern, Miss McKenzie. I'm fine..." "What do you mean fine? Your face stinks like sewage water..." Monica finally seemed to realize something. She stopped laughing and asked with a guilty conscience, "Hey! You're not mad at me, are you?"

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

He sputters then laugh. “What’s so funny?” I give him a flat look “Jeep” he sounded insulted “It’s a G-wagon” he corrects. “And why is that something to laugh about?” He doesn’t answer still laughing. Irritated I glared at him “You’re so annoying you know that right?” He just keeps walking mumbling something along the line of how can someone call this beautiful beast a jeep? I only asked because I noticed the car waiting for me in the driveway was a different one this morning. It used to be a black Mercedes’