Funny Mcqueen Novels & Stories

Hyun-ki started laughing and then he answered her by saying, “From where did you think I bring all this money to pay my living expenses and buy what I want” Mun-hee started laughing at that moment and then Mi-cha turned toward him and asked him what is funny about this while her face is expressing some kind of angriness, when Mun-hee saw her face he stopped laughing and said “sorry” with a low scared tune, Hyun-ki started laughing and told her, “Why are you all making these kinds of reactions it’s not like I am in some bad shit, I am only a CEO of a company that’s all”

Fabian burst into another fit of laughter from his room. “Oh shit,” I muttered with horror. "Oh, shit," Maverick whispered, his voice full of awe. I froze. "Oh, no. You are not supposed to know that word." "Oh, shit!" Maverick repeated, louder this time, his face lighting up like he’d discovered a new toy. Fabian’s muffled laughter echoed to the hallway outside. "Keren is going to have your head, Ford!" "Fuck," I whispered under my breath, rubbing my eyes.

A sharp crash rang in my ears, and I opened my eyes wide. A runaway truck had slammed into a luxury car. The car door burst open, and Nicholas stumbled out. His face was pale, and blood seeped from his forehead. Before I could move, Vicky shot forward like an arrow and shoved me aside. She even threw me a wary glance over her shoulder. She knelt beside Nicholas. Her voice trembled with concern. “Sir, are you alright? Does anything hurt?”

she taunted, shooting him a wink that had my father awkwardly shifting from one foot to another, "you age like fine wine, don't you?" Everyone struggled to swallow down their laughter as a smirk pulled at the corners of Monica's lips. She had a special way of making people really uncomfortable and yet being completely lovable all in the same breath. That was Monica for you. You couldn't have the caring side of her without this playful side. "Monica, Lana, always good to have you both here," my father curtly greeted, scratching the back of his neck. "So formal, you'd think we would pass the scorpion up his ass crack act by now," Monica deadpanned and I felt Quade's chest rise and fall behind

He replied. “I guess I'm doing a good job then,” I said, smiling sweetly. The MC began to walk towards the cars already parked at the starting line. After he walked away, I snorted. “You better make him choke on his words,” I told Jackson. “I was thinking of making him drown in them but if it's what you please then so be it, Your Majesty.” Jackson bowed elegantly. He'd been smiling a lot more tonight. He was even cheering and whooping for other racers. I think we'd been here for two or three hours already.

SCARLETT'S POV. I was completely right. The party was boring as hell, and from the looks of things we weren't even near done here. And then even worse, the annoying as fuck MC who thoughts his jokes were so funny but they were obviously not, had been wasting so much time on the third segment of the programme which was jokes and riddles, that I almost threw my shoe at him. If I heard one more uncle joke coming from his mouth, I could just do it right there, damning all the consequences.

"Don’t forget Gruber. Without him, Dallas would have scored a lot of points. The guy blocked the goal with concrete today. Not even a breeze was passing through." "I know! I just think Gruber should hang out with us more. He’s so reserved. And grumpy all the time. He doesn’t laugh at my jokes!", Mike complained, his mouth twisting. "Nobody laughs at your jokes, Mike! They are awful," Michelle replied. "Ouch! You hurt my feelings!" Mike put his right hand over his heart and made a puppy-dog face. Then, turning to the blinking girl, he added, "Baby, you think I am funny, right?"

However, when she heard what he said. Monica laughed easily, and she fell over in an instant. She laughed and said, "You think I'll be amused by you just because you say something like that? Stop being so full of yourself, I'm only... not... Hey! What's wrong? Your face looks so ugly. Are you uncomfortable?" "Thank you for your concern, Miss McKenzie. I'm fine..." "What do you mean fine? Your face stinks like sewage water..." Monica finally seemed to realize something. She stopped laughing and asked with a guilty conscience, "Hey! You're not mad at me, are you?"

It amused me no end. My eyes landed on the bubblegum that was helplessly fallen between her boobs and my smile widened, I gave a signal to the expectant driver to get a move on. Now here's someone that won't be so hard controlling. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Mokunfayo Badmus: Seated in the large creamery, the only thing blaring in my head as I watched the lips, of the boy seating opposite me, moved to inform me of the biggest joke of the century was;

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!