Funny Mha Novels & Stories

" I gripped the phone, barely holding back laughter. Since we started going out, Seth had always known just how to charm my mom with little gifts and money. She saw him as some kind of hero and would always tell me to stay in line. She must have gotten some kind of sweet deal to rush over and play peacemaker without even bothering to ask what the whole mess was about. I kept my cool, did not bother with excuses or arguments, and just waited for her to run out of steam before I ended the call. The phone screen was still glowing when I hit up the client group chat and dropped the bomb. [Hey everyone, I'm thinking of leaving Hoffman Real Estate. If you need anything property-related down the li

She was about to cross the line from being tipsy to being really fucking wasted. "You're a bad man," she pouted. "How so?" I leaned forward, actually curious about what she had to say. She closed her eyes, humming. "You're in the mafia. You run the mafia. You kill people. You hurt them. You make money off of their suffering." "It's just a job. Nothing personal. And besides, you're a member of the mafia too." She scoffed. "Only because I'm married to you. My family has never engaged me in their..." she scratched her head, trying to find the words, "...activities. "

he jokes and his friends howl with laughter. "Har har. You’re sooo funny.” Mavy rolls her eyes and folds her arms across her chest. "Sike. That wasn’t nice Shane.” “It’s fine Mavy, I know he’s just kidding,” I tell her trying to defuse the situation. “Why are you such an asshole, Shane?” Nikki says as she gives Shane a death glare.

"Why don't you at least go out and live a little...nobody is saying you have to have a man's baby just indulge in a little bit of fun now and again it'll be good for you...might loosen up the stick you have up your butt that keeps making you a buzz killer." Layla rolled her eyes and flipped off her coworker who had burst into a fit of giggles of her own as she walked out of the backroom and out to the front counter. She found herself looking over at the obnoxious biker gang who had not toned down their antics in the least since their collective arrival.

We were sitting in her room catching up, we hadn't seen each other in two weeks. "Yeah, he should be here soon." Mia replies. Diego Garcia is our other best friend, Mia, Diego, and I have been inseparable since we were seven years old. Suddenly, the door opened, "I've arrived," Diego shouts. He always does this. He's a very dramatic person. Diego Garcia is a hacker for our mafia, along with Mia, much like me, Diego and Mia never go on missions. We mostly work from our warehouses. "Stop screaming, Diego." I scold him jokingly.

I could feel the vibrations from his chest against my back as he laughed. "Hey, it's called releasing endorphins or whatever." He mumbled. I rolled my eyes and we both chuckled at his statement. "You're just saying bullshit now." "No, it's scientifically proven." "Okay, okay, whatever. I believe you, I guess." I teased.

"Now smile broadly Mi Amigo. Maahi is looking. It will confuse the hell out of her." And indeed, she was gawking at them like they were ET and Jaadu. The pair of them looked at her and then sniggered at their first shared inside joke. . Hope you guys liked it. Please do let me know what you think through your comments and votes.

Each table was surrounded by several people, piled high with cash and chips. This wasn't futures trading at all—this was an underground casino! "Ethan, let me introduce you." Noah led me toward a middle-aged man. "This is Mr. Somner, the owner here." Mr. Somner looked to be in his 40s, dressed in an expensive suit, his eyes cold. "So, this is your classmate, Mr. Grant?" Mr. Somner asked, sizing me up. "I heard you're very smart. The state's top scorer for this year's SAT, right?"

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"I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!" She turned to the pale-faced Miguel, convinced that she'd figured everything out. "Don't be scared, Miguel. He's just pretending to be all respectful. It's part of their bedroom kink. These rich older guys love these role-playing games nowadays. "You're such a slut, Macy. You really stooped to such disgusting lows just to land a project? And you even have the nerve to show off about it at a team dinner?" As soon as she said that, everyone else in the room suddenly seemed to come to the same conclusion as well. After all, wh