Funny Minecraft Joke Novels & Stories

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

“No it's just, People out there said you eat human flesh and you could burn someone alive while laughing like it's a game to you.” When I said that I was expecting him to look hurt or something but he just laughed, Hmm a death joke it is then. “I would never do such a thing, at least not with you around, I'm a gentleman.”

“Why did you not laugh?” Fay slowly got to her feet and cast a patronizing glance at Mina. "How do you feel about that? Is your joke truly funny? Check to see who is still laughing among those in attendance. Furthermore, a joke isn't considered a joke if it doesn't make the person telling it laugh,” After pausing, she went on, "It is called having a foul mouth." Everyone's odd eyes shifted to Mina as Fay said these words. Mina’s cheeks abruptly turned scarlet, and her eyes were full of hate as she gave Fay a scathing glance.

Louis laughed heartily and so did the man. "Ask them, they'll tell you how long it took for me to believe what they were saying. I swear I nearly lost my shit! I was looking at these people and in my mind I'm like, oh, boy, they've all finally gone bunkers. I knew it was only a matter of time before the aliens invaded earth and sucked all our brains out so mayhaps they had discovered HillsBay first and began their claim of earthains taking brains for snack." Everyone in the room burst out into a ruckus of laughter with his theory. JC hadn't changed one bit, still the same smart ass and lousy joker.

Where all the confidence came from before I have no idea but I suddenly feel very naked. “Yeah, I wasn’t quite ready to meet the chain of my life so I thought that I would try breaking out of these first” He states. My head whips toward him as I arch my eyebrow wondering what he meant. When the joke finally hits me I guffaw with laughter as I brace my hands on my hips. He wiggles his eyebrows at me and I laugh harder than before. “That was a terrible joke” I say through my chuckling. “Oh yeah, I’ve been wracking up jokes to tell you for the last year. You just wait because they are going to get so much worse” He says as he smiles at me.

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They called me a genius ! “ …. of donkeys !” they completed their sentence before screaming, “All warriors on alert, all warriors on alert. The volcano, Mt. Joy Stone is about to erupt !! We repeat …. ” And that’s how all the three stinky farts ran out of my dorm’s window, door and teleporting themselves respectively out of there but not before opening three cans of tear gas. These fvcking b*stards ! “WE WILL KILL YOU !!”

“So, what do you call an odd pizza?” “Odd pizza? Pizza with pineapple!” “Wrong! I love Pizza with pineapple.” “Really? Everyone hates that.” “Nope. The social media made everyone hates it. It’s good~” “Okay. Okay. So, what’s the answer?” Ryan leaned closer and whispered, “A weir-dough.” Slyvester blinked. Soon, he shook his head. “It’s not funny.” “It was! When my friend told me that joke, I laughed so hard.” “Who? Emily?”

"I mean, to do that in public!" Missy smiled finally and nodded. "Yeah, it looked like they were having some fun!" Matt nodded, believing that their secret was still safe. Danni winked slyly at Mike, who had to stifle a laugh. "I've got a joke," Matt said suddenly, "If any of you fuckers is interested." "What is it, the size of your dick?" Emma quipped. The girls and Mike laughed as did Matt with a grin on his face. "Don't make me get the monster out of the cave, it might knock you into the river!"

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!