Funny Minecraft Joke Novels & Stories

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.

… The days were getting boring for Maria, Teddy, and Michael while Noah went to practice a lot. All four of them were present in the dorm right now. "Let's do something, I am hella bored." Teddy was whining yet again. "Let me beat you up so we can have some entertaining." Maria said showing her fist. "Noah, please save me from this cruel monster, I mean your roommate." Teddy went to annoy Noah this time as he just sighed and shook his head. "Let's play Minecraft." Michael suggested to which Teddy and Noah agreed. "Wait... What is Minecraft?" Maria asked confused and all three of them were looking at her in utter bewilderment.

-Said Imanol. -Hold still, buddy, don't say that, remember that your wife is also my friend and that Bambi, I swear she will be upset with you if you hit me. -He joked. Besides, the girl I have at home is already of age. He finally confessed and burst into a loud laugh loaded with mockery for his friends. But you know what the best thing about this joke is? That we are all sincere, I appreciate your concern, always showing that we are a team of great friends. Let's never change, please, even if we beat each other to death, we must remain friends.

I teased. "Of course I did, I'd fall for you any day," he replied seriously. The quack?! "Stop messing around, come on, hit me with another joke." He said and chuckled as he pulled me closer to him, "Hm.. Okay, this one. Knock knock!" I can already laugh at my own joke. Pfft! "Who's there?" He replied, "Hatch." Haha! I'm so hilarious, I'm a prodigy comedian! Haha!

“Because it makes you laugh?” He clicked his tongue, a smile on his face. “You finally get it.” I rolled my eyes. “But ONLY you does it make laugh. Real jokes are so funny everyone around would burst into laughter, not them crying while you’re having a blast.” “A joke is a joke.” “…Your sense of humor is rotten,” I ended up muttering, hissing as his rough fingers tugged at the bandage wrapped around my ribs. The cloth peeled away sticky and damp, and the stench of dried blood hit my nose. I fought the urge to gag.

“It’s not funny.” Adrian nodded beside her… equally unimpressed. “Yeah, it’s really not funny, dude.” I blinked… feigning offense. “Excuse me? Do I look like I am joking?” Echo tilted her head. “At this very moment, yes.” I threw my hands up. “I am serious, guys! Why would I joke about something like this?” Echo’s suspicion melted a little, replaced by disbelief. “Do you really mean it?” “Of course I do,” I said… grinning. “I found a way out. You guys are going to be human again.”

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

“Hey, no brooding. This is an adventure, not a prison sentence. Let me distract you.” She turned to him, her expression wary. “What are you going to do? Tell me one of your terrible jokes?” “You wound me,” he said, clutching his chest dramatically. “But yes. Absolutely.” He cleared his throat, adopting a serious tone. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Riele blinked, momentarily thrown off. “Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts.” The joke was terrible. Absolutely awful. But Riele burst into laughter anyway, the tension in her chest breaking apart with each giggle. Jay grinned, triumphant, as if her joy were his greatest victory.

“Yeah well, my sleeping pattern has been off-balance lately, so it's only natural that my eating habits will change too. And geez, I can't help being hungry all the time.” “I think you should cut back on the food a little. At this rate, you'll end up being the biggest person I know.” He teased, poking her belly. “You're such a dick.” “But you still love this dick.” “Are you serious right now? Tell me, does it look like I’m in the mood for any of your crap?” “Whoa, it was just a joke.” “Don't joke like that. Some jokes that are funny, right? And others that are just not ok. Guess which category yours falls into.”

A group of thugs dragged me into an alley. In a panic, I called my boyfriend thirty-nine times, only to have him decline every single call. My whole body trembled as I struggled desperately to break free. Just as they were about to strip me naked, laughter suddenly erupted around me. One by one, they removed their masks and caps. I looked up stiffly and saw that every one of them was someone close to me. My younger brother, Caleb Bennett, scoffed. "This is hilarious, sis. You should've seen the look on your face. Did you seriously think someone was stalking you?" My older brother, Adrian Bennett, teased, "How are you still this easy to scare after all these years?" My best friend, Maya Grant