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When her marriage ended she thought it was the end until she dusted herself and reentered the working world. She never thought she was going to find her life and the love like no other. The Stolen Moments kept her on her toes and alive

Berulang kali gagal saat menjalin hubungan, membuat Ayana Nameera terus melajang di usianya yang sudah menginjak 35 tahun. Saat dia sudah memantapkan hati menikah dengan pria yang satu tahun lebih muda darinya, lagi-lagi Ayana harus menelan kenyataan pahit saat mengetahui perselingkuhan sang pria tepat di hari pernikahan mereka. Sumpah di masa lalu, membuat Ayana tidak bisa mendapatkan pria yang baik. Kericuhan di hari pernikahannya yang gagal, membawa Ayana ke Deon—pemuda 22 tahun yang menolong dirinya. Namun, karena sebuah salah paham, Deon yang berniat menolong, malah dipaksa menikahi Ayana yang berumur 13 tahun lebih tua darinya. Bagaimana bisa itu terjadi?

BANYAK ADEGAN BERBAHAYA, TIDAK UNTUK DITIRU! "Kamu hamil!" ucap Ayden, kekasih Delisha. "A-apa?" tanya Delisha polos. "Kamu hamil!" tegas Ayden lagi. "T-tapi." "Kita sering melakukannya, dan kita main tanpa pengaman." "J-jadi?" "Aku mau putus! Terserah mau diapakan anak itu, umurku masih muda. Aku mau bebas." Ayden meninggalkan Delisha yang mematung, tidak tahu apa yang harus ia lakukan, dan apa yang akan ia hadapi ke depan di saat usianya masih sangat belia 14 tahun.

Hindi akalain ni Guia Cordero na pagtataksilan siya ng kanyang boyfriend na si Renz at best friend na si Melinda. Sa sobrang sama ng kanyang loob, naglasing siya. Isang misteryosong lalaki na nangagalangalang 'John' ang nagligtas sa kanya sa isang ma***k. Kinabukasan, natagpuan na lang ang sarili niyang walang saplot kasama si John. Tumakas siya bago pa man ito nagising. Nagbunga ang isang gabing iyon at nalaman ng kanyang magulang dahilan para ipatapon siya sa Australia dahil sa kahihiyan. Limang taon ang nakalipas, muli siyang nagbalik para kitain ang amang may sakit, kasama ang kambal na anak. Unang araw pa lang sa trabaho nagkasalubong na ang kanyang mga anak at ang among si JJ Larsen. "Mr. CEO, Marry My Mommy," sabi ng isa sa kambal.

Senyum di wajah Arisha lenyap seketika. Seorang wanita datang membawa anak lelakinya, memutus prosesi ijab kabul yang sedang berlangsung. Tak kuat menanggung malu dan ditikam kecewa akibat pernikahannya yang batal, Arisha kabur, meninggalkan kampung halamannya. Niat hati ingin mengejar mimpi menjadi koki, apa daya Arisha justru hendak dijual oleh sahabat masa kecilnya. Arisha mengerahkan segala daya dan upaya untuk menyelamatkan diri dan bertahan di tengah kejamnya kehidupan ibukota. Nahas, takdir menggiringnya menjadi seorang babysitter. Akankah mimpi hanya tinggal mimpi?

Friends since childhood, Piper has always held the affections of two brothers Sebastian and William. Although twins, they aren't identical in looks or personality. Who will she choose? From childhood, into adulthood and beyond - will love prevail for one of the brothers or both?

เขาหล่อ แต่เขาร้าย เขาดี แต่ไม่ใช่กับเธอ เมื่อแม่บ้านจำเป็นต้องมาปะทะกับเจ้านายมาเฟียผีดิบ จุดจบจะสุขหรือเศร้า

I stood between both of them masking my son from his gorgeous daddy but my stubborn son cocked his head and gave his dad a very beautiful sunburnt smile. I couldn't help but chuckle my baby is too cute. "Mommy, is this Daddy?" Oh my God! I looked behind us at Jale who was only a few steps away from us. I bet he clearly heard what my son had just asked me. The was he was looking at me with curiousty, I knew he wanted an answer to that question too. Who am I even kidding from his viking gold hair, brown chocolate eyes, his fair skin, to proud attitude. Everything he was was the same thing my boy was. Chase was a true young version of his daddy but I would never let him know that. I crouched down in front of my angel and kissed his forehead before answering his question. My eyes shot up at Jale again who pretended like he was looking at something on his phone yet his phone's screen was blank then. After making sure he had his attention to us, I cupped my baby's cheeks and made him look into my eyes. "No honey, this man is not your daddy but uncle. He is uncle Jale." I could see Jale's face fall from the sides of my face. Suck a jerk! What did he expect that I was going to say Chase is his son. That is something I would never do in my life. I would never let Jale into my son's life. I will never let him know he is my baby's daddy because he doesn't deserve my little boy at all. He doesn't deserve us after all the horrible things he did to me five years ago.

21++ (BANYAK ADEGAN BERBAHAYA, TIDAK UNTUK DITIRU!) AKANKAH ADA KESEMPATAN KEDUA SAAT KAMU MENDAPATI SUAMI KAMU MENGHAMILI WANITA LAIN? Cinta mereka akan diuji, ketika keduanya berada di negara asing. Mampukah Rara bertahan, atau malah meninggalkan Gerald karena satu kesalahan manis yang tak bisa dimaafkan? Cinta, pengkhianatan, pertengkaran, kepercayaan, rahasia, kesempatan dikemas menjadi satu cerita.

Setelah dibuang mentah-mentah oleh pacarnya yang selingkuh, Biba juga dipecat dari tempatnya bekerja. Demi bertahan hidup, Biba menerima tawaran pekerjaan dari bestie-nya, untuk menggantikan posisinya sebagai seorang nanny untuk merawat seorang bocah laki-laki berusia 9 tahun. Biba yang memang menyukai dunia pendidikan anak-anak menyetujui saran bestie-nya, sampai... “Mana ada dia bocah umur 9 tahun?!" Dia enggak membayangkan bahwa bocah lelaki yang kudu ia rawat adalah sebenarnya seorang CEO muda berusia 22 tahun!