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Elle Gutierrez, isang babae na bigla na lamang naging Nanay simula nang makilala n'ya ang isang lalaki na balak s'yang ipakulong dahil napagkamalan n'ya 'tong nagnakaw.Bilang kapalit sa ninakaw ni Elle ay kailangan n'ya daw sundin ang gusto ng misteryosong lalaking ito, at ito ang maging Ina ng kan'yang anak.Kung ikaw ang nasa sitwasyon ni Elle, papayag ka bang maging Instant Mommy ng ganun ganun na lang?? Instant Mommy Written by: Danixxie_

Jenar's string of misfortunes began when she agreed to marry Julian Liandra, Jakarta's most handsome and richest widower. Jenar lost her youth and freedom, and regret cannot give back. Being a stepmother and dealing with Jenar's three stepchildren, each with their personality from Julian's first marriage is a struggle for Jenar. The greatest source of conflict in Jenar's marriage is the growing illicit love between Jenar and Julio, her stepson. Her forbidden romance with Julio ultimately led to her tragedy. Since the first day of her pregnancy after marrying Julian, Jenar has struggled with how to respond to the question "Whose baby is this?"

BLURB “MOMMY I'VE FOUND DADDY” Those four words were enough to change her life forever. Ella Rocci, a single mother trying to make ends meet to provide for her five-year-old daughter, Ivy. Life was a daily struggle, but Ivy's playful antics brought joy and unexpected adventures. Ivy has a knack for playing matchmaker, often pretending to get lost in hopes of pairing her mom with a nice man. But what happens when Ivy brings home Rodriguez DeLuca, a man who not only exudes wealth and charm but also happens to be the one-night stand from years ago—who's now revealed to be Ivy's father. As their past collides with the present, Ella must navigate a whirlwind of emotions, unexpected connections, and the possibility of a love she never dared to dream of.

Memiliki suami yang tampan dan sangat sayang pada ibunya memang hal yang membahagiakan. Tapi, bagaimana jika setiap hari tak ada waktu untuk bersama hanya karena ibu mertua?! Viona menikah tapi serasa masih gadis. Ia tak pernah mendapatkan perhatian atau waktu dari semuanya yang hanya fokus pada sang ibu. Rumah tangga Viona bagai di neraka karena selalu mendengar ibu mertuanya memuji-muji mantan wanita suaminya. Sampai saat kesabaran Viona tuntas. Ia bertekad untuk meninggalkan Melvin tapi pria itu justru menangis mengejarnya.

One impetuous night gave them a gem and a lifetime of happiness. Izabelle had one-time sex with her crush, her cousin’s bestfriend after he was drugged. Later learning that she was pregnant, a misunderstanding flared where he believed that she had it all planned out. He agreed on taking responsibility but Izabelle’s desire was not to get into a loveless marriage and so she gathered her belongings and fled the country. Five years later, he saved a cute little bunny from child traffickers at the airport not knowing that the child was his. “You look like me, see? We have same eye colour,” the child pointed out. Then again, few minutes later when her Mother walked in, ‘Mommy, look I found daddy.” She raised her head to meet those icy familiar dark eyes. All Izabelle wanted was to keep her child away from Marcel but what about the sweet little thing holding onto his legs out of nowhere, batting her eyes at him and asking. “Will you be my daddy?”

Avery had loved Elliot for too long. She had played some tricks behind his back to get his attention. But, what happens when things don't exceed her expectations. She only wanted to acquire a lover but she ends up being gifted three babies in return. But, things don't go her way after she finds out about the pregnancy. So she runs away to save herself from Elliot's wrath. What will she do when she returns and the man who supposedly hated her is beginning to show signs of warmth towards her?

Predikat perawan tua yang disandang oleh Cantika Paramitha (36 tahun) memang membuat orang-orang di sekitarnya mencibir dirinya. Namun, dia sama sekali tidak memedulikan itu hingga sekretaris kepercayaannya resigned karena penyakit gagal ginjal. Arsenio Gunadharma (25 tahun) putera sekretarisnya direkomendasikan untuk menggantikan tugas ayahnya sebagai sekretaris Cantika. Dia lulusan cumlaude dari Oxford University jurusan bisnis internasional. Ganteng, cerdas, dan gentleman. Keberadaan Arsen di kantornya membuat Cantika yang gila kerja menjadi mendadak panas dingin. Ternyata Arsen memiliki ketertarikan dahsyat kepada bosnya. Akankah kode-kode bergairah dari Cantika ditanggapi positif oleh berondong tampan jomblo tersebut? Ketika mereka berdua menikah di tengah isu perbedaan usia, ada rahasia besar yang tersembunyi dari keluarga Arsenio. Dia bukanlah sekretaris biasa yang dianggap remeh oleh keluarga Cantika. Siapa Arsenio sebenarnya? Akankah cinta beda usia itu langgeng hingga mereka sama-sama menua nanti?

Ariadne Herrera had it all— beauty, brains, money and a handsome boyfriend. Hell, even her family is perfect. But when her boyfriend of two years cheated on her with Dahlia Laurel, her best friend since childhood, she wanted to skin them alive. But she’s not going to stoop down to their level. Instead, she went to a bar and drown her sorrows with a few dirty martinis. She met a handsome man and lost her virginity to him that night. She woke up the next morning all embarrassed and left him as fast as she could. Aria was sent overseas and years later, she returned with her twins ready to start anew. Her first day at work became a disaster when her nanny brought the twins to the office and came face to face with the grumpy CEO, Randall Colton, who happens to be her twins’ daddy.

Everyone knew that Simon Zimmer and Luna Springfield had been friends with benefits for a year, but they had chosen to hide it from Bertha Marsh, the deaf one. During a New Year’s gathering, Bertha's cold attitude caused displeasure to Simon’s friend. “Simon, is Bertha kicking up a fuss again? Seriously, that doctor of yours is more considerate. She knows how to get you into a good mood and doesn’t throw tantrums,” he said loudly with disdain. Simon’s expression turned dark, and he snapped at him. “Don’t say anything you shouldn’t. Bertha’s the most important person to me. I’ll die if she leaves.” He then anxiously signed to Bertha to ask whether she was sick. What he did not know was that Bertha had heard it all, and their future together was over.

Cheated and humiliated by her husband, the heiress Dahlia’s life is turned upside down. In a burst of anger she vows to prove to the world she doesn’t need anyone. An unplanned kiss with Dane, a young upcoming businessman who has secrets of his own; opens the doors to new possibilities and makes them join hands. What will happen when the two realise they have far more in common then they ever thought? When lies are uncovered and secrets are spilt, will their budding love blossom? Or will this world of danger, desire and deceit tear them apart? ----- "Are you naturally clumsy, Ms El Nazari, or do you just need an excuse to fall into my arms?” I frowned pushing him away, trying not to pay attention to how firm and toned his body was. "You can carry on wishing Mr Altaire,” I said haughtily, stepping closer I patted his cheek. “I don't do younger men.” ----- I'll close my eyes, Mama. So you can kiss Uncle!” Aria's words made my eyes widen in shock. "We aren't kissing!" I said, quickly rushing off to find a bowl for the beans. I didn't miss Dane's smirk as Aria's eyes became shadowed. Her cheerful mood from moments earlier vanished as she looked down at her shoes. "But I want uncle to be my daddy.”