Funny Names Like Ben Dover Novels & Stories

Just hope that it will work out in the end, and not like the one I had with that beast named Devin. Sometimes, I wonder why his name is DEVIN and not DEVIL! I have learned from Darin that Devin here is a business associate of his father. Poor Darin! He does not know anything about what his dear daddy does for a living. Benjamin! That man is no less though. I hate everyone who is related with him. Even me, myself.

Happy, was always singing, usually at the top of his voice, and he told terrible jokes, his real name was Harry. Bashful was the youngest, only just eighteen and shy, not used to the rough world of the miners, his name was Ben. Doc was the first aider for all the miners, he was conscientious and always studying, he wanted to become a ‘proper’ Doctor one day, his given name was Darwin. and finally the last of them was the innocent, easygoing Dopey, he was a gentle, friendly lad with mild learning difficulties, a willing hard worker who just needed a little extra help to be shown what he had to do, his real name was Dave and the others protected him fiercely.

Now I know that everything will work out. —I have a suggestion about our son's name,— she revealed looking at me and biting her lip. ― And what would be? I ran my hand over them already full of desire. ―Benjamin, it means 'son of happiness'. —It's perfect, love! Benjamin de Albuquerque Marcondes. I couldn't have a more beautiful name.— I showered his face with kisses, feeling blessed by so much happiness. ― Our Ben! she whispered.

Ben felt a tremendous sense of relief. "If I were you though, I would vary your stories so you weren't always portraying a mother and son. And, also, both of you should start using p**n names in your videos, you know, like, 'starring Jack Hammer and Jane Goodlay' something like that. It's okay if the names are a bit corny." "That's good." Ben picked up his phone and was taking notes. "You have a lot of followers, considering your videos are so short. Be aware though, that they are most likely going to be posted on free sites."

She and Fool had come from two entirely different worlds, yet by some twist of fate, they had become each other’s salvation. The knot that had long been tied tightly in her heart began to loosen at last. Fool cried for a long time before finally calming down. He remembered his mother was still bedridden at home and knew he had to return. But just as he turned to leave, he suddenly looked back at Adora with unusual seriousness. "Flower… my name’s not Fool. My name is Benjamin Porter." He had never believed he was stupid. But everyone in the village called him that, even his own father, so eventually, people assumed he didn’t even have a name.

“True. Dad’d skin us alive if we upset the queen bee, even now.” Kane twisted the wire cutters. “Anyway, I’m thinkin’ about changin’ my name.” Kade laughed. “Right.” “I’m serious. Something that don’t start with a ‘K’ or a ‘C’ like everyone in this damn family.” “How about…Dick?” “How about you fuck off, smartass?” Kade grinned. “So whatcha thinkin’? Bubba? Spud? Deuce? Fred? Ethyl?”

“We might not finish till it’s late so you can drive home when we’re done; instead of coming back here first. You’ll drive ahead and I’ll tail you.” “Alright boss.” Dan called out as he walked to the car. The first Dowell son, Ben, was waiting for them at the gate. He was of medium height with broad shoulders and curly red hair. Naomi would eventually come to discover that he and his brothers were splitting images of their father. “Thank you for coming out guys. My name is Ben.” He looked up at the sky. “The clouds are already gathering and I’m sure that we’re going to have our fair share of rain. I hate to have dragged you out in this weather.

"You look nothing alike." "What, no! We are not blood siblings. We are just adopted by the same wolves." "Oh, that's why you're names are similar." I say. "No, absolutely not." Bennie says sternly. "That's just coincidence. His actual name is Benjamin." She sticks out her tongue. "Such a lame name." "Says Bernice. What kind of name is Bernice?" Ben mocks. "I like Benjamin and Bernice." I says. They all turn to look at me with shocked expressions. "The names," I scream out.

She laughs at me while Jackie is on a call, telling her husband he can come pick her up now. “Okay, fine, it’s nothing insane. I don’t know how you don’t know what we are talking about anyway—it’s all over the internet. Haven't you been looking?” she asks. I shake my head. “Not so much.” “Well, Ben changed the name of his company to Mr. Brown instead of what it was before,” she says. “How is that supposed to make me choke?” I roll my eyes, bringing my glass to my lips again for a small sip.

Beta Farak walked out behind him with another giant bowl of ice cream, bananas, cherries, nuts, and whipped cream mixed in, making it seem like it was going to overflow. “No, it’s not! Jokes are funny. Mommy said you can’t laugh at names because it hurts feelings," the little boy looked back up at me. "I remember your name. It’s Stephanie. It’s pretty just like you.” “Oh my,” I murmured, trying to fight back laughter. This little boy is a smooth talker. Too smooth for his size. “That’s enough, Marvel. Your mama is going to have my balls if you don’t knock that s**t off,” Ben tells him gruffly.