Funny Pet Names For Girlfriend Novels & Stories

“We’ve been over this, Dante. We’re only married on paper. Just call me Quinn.” He hums thoughtfully. “Nope. You’re my wife. We’re on our honeymoon. You need a pet name. Especially when other people are around.” I turn to give him a flat stare. “You should give me one, too, topina,” he says with a grin. “A mouse? Seriously?” I give him a disbelieving look. His grin widens, and I shoot back in my sweetest voice, “Fine. I’ve got a pet name for you too. How about coglione? Or testa di cazzo?”

He loaded up the stuff on the counter. “New dog?” the cashier stated. “Two new dogs.” He said proudly. “That’s so sweet. You and your wife must be so excited.” The cashier said. “We are.” He replied as he looked at her, and her face went blank. He chuckled. “What are their names?” the cashier asked. “Tengu and Kappa.” She replied. “Interesting.” The cashier stated and went back to trying to talk to him. She realized the cashier was hitting on him while she was sitting there. She clenched her teeth and moved closer to him. he wrapped his arm around her as he looked down and smiled.

She needed food because our pup was hungry and so was she. "I'm glad you like all that stuff on me baby I love everything on you",I look back and wink. "I love everything on you also I just named a few since you asked",she smiled as her face went red again. How did I not see how fucking awesome she is. Mel had a cute laugh and awesome personality I should of never been a dick to her in the beginning. She went through a lot too and I'm glad we caught her mom and soon the step father Ron would go down.

Silence falls between us for a moment, and then a mischievous thought strikes me. "I think I’m going to name you," I say casually. There’s an immediate pause, then a wary, "What?" I grin wickedly. "Yeah, something... fitting. Something to match your delightful personality." I tap my chin, pretending to think hard. "How about... Fluffy?" "Don’t you dare," my wolf snaps, an edge of panic in her voice. I bite back a laugh. "Or... Snuggles?" "Piper, I swear—" "Ooh! I’ve got it. Furry McSnugglebutt!"

He was not going to allow that! “Her name is Rain! You earless fool!” He yelled at Thygas in anger. “Do not ever give her another nickname, she is my girlfriend and only I alone have the right to give her a nickname! What the fuck do you mean by ocean eyes?!” The name really pissed him off and he did not know how to contain his anger.

"My fiancé loves my unconventional nature, don't you, sweetie-pie?" Ren looked down at her, one eyebrow raised in amusement. "Sweetie-pie?" "Snuggle-muffin? Cookie-wookums?" Help me out here, I'm new to nauseating pet names. Instead of pulling away as she'd hoped, Ren wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled her closer. "Honeybear seems fitting," he replied smoothly. "Sweet but with hidden claws." Dominique's eye twitched slightly. "Well, the Harringtons were just saying that they found your comments about their family name rather... pointed."

“What is better then Martha?” "Scarlett,” I said without thinking with my chin up. “She would be bold, fierce, world-owning.” He winced, hands on my hips. “Stripper name, Sophie. Our kid’s not twirling poles.” I shoved him, laughing, cheeks hot. "Fuck off,” I retorted, as I asked my head for more names “Luna, Bella, Daisy—”“ Dog names,” he cut in, with a smirk on his face, pulling me close. “Labradoodle vibes."

"Are you sure she doesn't want to talk to you at all?" 'She doesn't. Didn't even want to ask me the names of my dogs. She just went ahead and named them whatever she wanted. Oreo and Chunky Monkey." He rolled his eyes in disapproval. "My goldfish are now called Tiklu and Piklu, and angelfish are Chunnu and Munnu, if you are interested in knowing. And my horse is Buchkoo. God knows what the hell that means." Aaron burst out laughing. "Must be some Indian snack names. They sound cute."

Clara said and approached her. The rabbit opened its eyes wide and looked at Clara. Even though Clara didn't show her ears, the rabbit recognized Clara as a fox. Clara has bright red curly hair. Her slanting eyes are significant and seductive, and even her heart-shaped lips are incredibly dreamy. Clara is such a beautiful and charming fox. Feeling safe, the rabbit turned into a beautiful girl again. "My name is Dove. I'm sorry that I slept here without your permission." Dove talked in fear.

"W-What? Of course, not. I-I don't have a boyfriend." "Then that's better." Amber glared at him. "You really are a bastard. We just met each other and you're already willing to have me as your girlfriend." "If you don't want to be my girlfriend, then be my pet instead. Do you want that?" "A-Are you crazy? What pet are you saying?!" "Maybe I call you as my puppy. Come here, puppy~" he teased her. In the end, they ran around like kids around the park.