Funny Pet Names For Girlfriend Novels & Stories

Oh Jesus, Mary, and all the saints, save me from this, and I promise I'll never kill anyone again ever… L'Oreal launches herself forward until she comes to a halt in front of me, her hair falling over her face and her tiny fists clenched with excitement. Her big, round eyes shine as she looks from the dogs to me, then back again to the dogs. "Do you like it, Mr. Isaac?" says the little girl, bouncing on her toes. I glance at the dogs again. Serial whines, clearly uninterested in all this nonsense, while Killer falls onto his back, kicking his legs as though he's taken to the absurdity wholeheartedly. No matter how hard I try, I still can't get used to their new names of Pumpkin and Poochie.

She said and kissed the dog. "Wait"I suddenly stopped the car. "Jeez Ansh"Silvia frowned. "You love her more than me"I said cutely and she burst into laughter before kissing me. "Of course I love you more"She smiled on my lips. "That's better"I said and picked up the fluffy dog. "So what should we name her"She asked me happily. "How about Vivian?"I asked and she shakes her head negatively. "No shivaansh I don't want to seem like am replacing Vivian"She frowned and I nodded quickly.

“If you must know, she has been spending quite a generous amount of time with your girlfriend.” “For the last time Leo, Anita isn’t my girlfriend.” I grumbled rather irritated at the fact that he kept of referring to one of the girls that clung to me as my girlfriend. “And who said anything about her.” He smirked. “I’m taking about the nerd.” “Lyra, her name is Lyra.” I corrected but he seemed not to care much because all he did was shrug. “She’s not even my girlfriend.” “You gave Marcus a black eye over her.” I taunted. “She’s your girlfriend whether you like it or not, besides, Emi likes her.”

“A nickname. People who are in relationships have pet names for each other, right?” “You can call me Kai.” I said, even though the nickname was only used by people who knew me very well. She shook her head, “what about Mal?” “What about no?” I said, laughing at the crazy name. Mal. “Boo?” I raised my eyebrow, “no.” “Lover boy?” She said playfully. “Seriously?” I laughed. “Then I’ll start calling you hotshot.” She shook her head, “no, call me babygirl. You called me that once before.”

’ Castor prodded. ‘Mate.’ I shrugged. ‘Yes, that would have been better.’ Castor nodded. ‘Maybe I could have gotten away with a pet name. Like beautiful, gorgeous, or something. If she got pissed over being called woman, I think she’d probably have gotten pissed if I called her sweetheart or honey.’ I sighed. ‘He can be taught!’ Castor exclaimed with a laugh.

Not to freak out or take anything this way at school. “Honestly…. I can’t say yes or no as I don’t know what it’s like to have my boyfriend being that way. I have never had one, and no one other than you and my parents ever gave me a cute pet name…. Babe, however…is Dane's all-purpose title for anything with boobs, and sometimes he’s nice….sometimes he’s a jerk. It depends on the girl and whether they will go away or cry, I guess..” I’m so stupid.

“Do you so badly hate being my pet?” “I despise it!” He smirked. “Then be my girlfriend.”

That sounds hilarious in my mind. "What are the nicknames?" I asked curiously. "Rabbit-y, mousy, bear-y…" She shrugged. " I know a couple where the guy is like two meters tall and his girlfriend calls him mousy. And the guy is even OK with it. But when his best friends – guys – heard it... Oh! They never let him live it down." She explains with a broad smile. "You can be my mousy," I teased. She laughed. "No, please stop! It sounds so d.umb in English."

"Special names women have for their boyfriends." I laughed before replying, "Wouldn't your men shoot me down if they heard me referring to you as something silly like Baby or Pookie?" I deliberately blinked my eyes cutely for added effect and a rumbling laughter erupted from his mouth. Instead of looking absolutely appalled at the cliche childish names, he pulled me in closer. "That doesn't sound terrible." "What, Pookie?" "Not that, the first one." "Baby." "Mm, say that again." He closed his eyes with a pleased look on his face.

Nana scolded when she started talking about how romantic and cute they are. "I don't know what to say." She tap send and waited, not paying attention to Rukayyah. She then decided to send another line; "If you could give me any pet name, what would it be?" She continue to wait as she could see he's typing. She knew he gave her mami, but she didn't know what to ask anymore. "Many. First, my sexy mami, soulmate, snookums, angel... Love, the names are endless just like my love for you." She grinned cheekily.