Funny Pet Names For Girlfriend Novels & Stories

"Now one of that is a lie, right Amirah?" "Mmmh yeah, definitely." She answered absentmindedly as she read the document on her thighs. Ruqayya groaned, "Yaya is so unromantic, he doesn't even have a pet name for his wife." Muhammad scrunched his brows, "she isn't complaining, right Amirah?" "Yeah, yeah." She flipped the pages. "She is, call her something sweet like Baby, honey, cuddly, Hon'bun, sunshine, wifey, pookie, snook..."

I chuckle. “Something funny asshole?” She says through gritted teeth yet with a fake smile plastered on her face. “Oh, nothing Petal. Only, you feel a little tense and pent up, I can help you with that.” “Fuck off you jerk.” “That’s not friendly especially from my girlfriend.” “I am as much your girlfriend as Elvis is alive.” “Smile, we’re at the door. How about a kiss?” “You can kiss your ass.” That makes me throw my head back and laugh.

he shamelessly called her darling as he ruffled her messy hair. NiNi drifts her eyes instantly as she tries to hide her red face. They have grown so much closer these past days because of the bucket list. But Xiao Ni hasn't customized with Wang Kai using endearing words to call her. However, he insisted. He heard Ji Cun Xi call his girlfriend baby, darling, wife, puppy, my princess, prettiest woman, cherry, apple, grapes, every fruit name you can find without any burden. He also had a fiancee. Why can't he call her with an endearing name?

The other is almost all white with a brown face and scattered brown speckles with golden-brown eyes and is always loud, jumping over things, tumbling around, and tripping over everything. The two definitely make an interesting pair, and Azura loves them both. “Have you decided what you're going to name them?” I asked her to think about it for a few days and come up with names that she'll really love. She nods at me, walking my direction as the small creatures chase her like she’s their only comfort in the huge, scary world. I absolutely understand the sentiment. “This one is Valentine because she has a heart on her back.” Azura shows me the heart shape on the back of the goat, and I smile an

“Wow Lo. I seriously don’t get how you got that.” “It’s not funny!” I stamped, still trying to put the pieces together. “But wait… who is your girlfriend, then?” I turned to look at Perrin now. I needed answers. No more confusion. “Oh, she’s great. You’d totally love her.” Kira chimed. Her sincerity was sweet. “Does she have a name?” I tapped my foot in annoyance, crossing my arms. Perrin’s face beamed in a smile. “Jasmine.” My face drained of color, arms dropping to my sides. Fuck.

If all she asked for was a bottle of wine, she would stay a few million below his last girl. “Fake girlfriend” “Amen, sweetie” She raised her water glass, toasting to their fraudulent relationship. “No pet names” There was no way in hell she would call him sweetie in front of his family. “What?” “You call me Chris. I call you Kiara. End of discussion” He could only hope she would accept this one, he was beginning to notice she would fight over every little thing that was vital to him. Luckily, she only nodded. “Anything else?”

Maybe she could even make it a game of Bingo, or a drinking game where she’d take a shot every time some bullshit pet name got directed her way. Let’s see: so far I’ve had ‘baby girl’ – though Wolf gets a free pass on that one – and ‘sweetheart’, and now ‘honey’ and ‘darlin’’. Waiting on ‘doll’, ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ and then we’ll have all the usual suspects. These boys aren’t known for their originality, after all, and it is one hell of an effort to remember a woman’s name, huh?

She looked at her with dumbfounded eyes, while Millie smiled, “ I'm kidding, of course, my puppy won't have such a tacky name, her name is Sweetie, ” ‘ Hah... What a classy and innovative name you have chosen for your so-called cute puppy, even the stray dogs have a better name than this, ’ she thought while pursing her lips, “ Aww... So, it's female, how cute.. ” she said while making a weird face to look cute but her expression was looking too horrible that every one of them was looking at her with stunned eyes including Krish. ‘ Seems like these two are made for each other, a match made in heaven, ’ Kartik thought while looking at Sona's expression.

An adorable ball of gray fluff with the most beguiling eyes. "The cutest. I also named her after my girlfriend's childhood dog. And that definitely scored me some brownie points. For some reason, all my friends' pets have literary, pretentious as fuck names... While we have a kitten named Potato," she told me and I laughed. "Anyhow, bottom line, I'm quite a handful, so I'm playing it safe. Like she has so much on her plate right now, I'm legit worried that the mere suggestion of our future wedding might be enough for her to run away and never look back."

But today I was taking the day off and spending the whole day with my mate. “So, first things first. What shall I call you?” I asked her because honestly “girl” isn’t cutting it. She looked at me with a questioning look. “I don’t know. I honestly don’t know my own name.” She said putting her head down. “Well then I guess I get the honors of naming you.” I said with a chuckle. “Maybe Donna, Barbra, Carrie, Terri, no you look like a Rose.” She scrunched her nose at every name I throw at her but to be honest I was joking because none of those names fitted her. Finally, I said, “How about Love or baby girl?” I asked her seriously.