Funny Pet Names For Girlfriend Novels & Stories

She was still talking, “You must be so uncomfortable. Do you want water? Blink twice for yes. Or... no, wait. That’s for Morse code. Do you even know Morse code?” God help me, I couldn’t look away. “Anyway,” she went on, oblivious, “I named her Flan because I thought she’d be sweet and wobbly. Turns out she’s a tyrant. Hates everyone except me. She clawed my boyfriend so hard he needed stitches.” Boyfriend? Where the fuck is the boyfriend? Maybe, he'd be of some help. Soup again. She didn’t even wait for permission. Just nudged it at my lips with a cheerful, “Open up, you handsome menace.”

"The older brother can be called Asta, power of strength, the younger brother, can be the power of the sea. As for our little girl Nina Power of fire, you can come up with pet names." Hearing this, Purple fell silent. Vance waited patiently. Just as he thought she had fallen asleep, she suddenly said, "Why don't we call them Luci, Toto and gumbo ?" "They will hate you when they grow up," Vance laughed. Purple also laughed, "The elders all say that a pet name should be as corny as possible. That way, the child would be easy to take care of. They should be happy that I didn't name them Snoop, Dogzilla and bubble gum.

She enjoyed every bit of the séx so much. Mercury's brows arched. " Who is Funfun and dundun? " " They are his pet snakes. " Mercury finally understood. He knew Dundun, and Funfun. Royalty was such a smart bàstard. He knew how naive Cinderella was, and had even changed Sniper and tiger's names to one stupid Funfun and dundun just to bed her. Thumbing her big cheeks, Mercury cúrsed hard Her cheeks were so soft, he wanted to take a bite.

when Erica hopped onto the couch next to me and holding our fur baby in her hands held him towards my face and said that he wanted kisses and attention from his daddy now. I do love fur babies but not having them in my face. This woman of mine is going to drive me crazy! What next? She’s going to want him on the bed with us? “We need to name him. It’s got to be a cute but strong name, though, cos he’s going to grow up big and strong just like daddy. Isn’t that right, my handsome nooonoooz? You are such a good little boy and deserve only the best name” Ohhhh boy! Is this what it’s going to be like every day? Erica is smitten with this little guy and if I wanted to keep her happy and not rock

Like the parts where I was underneath him. She barked as I talked and I had gotten a bit dizzy from twirling so I sat on the seat before the dresser, "Do you like to be called snuggles?" She growled in disagreement, "Okay, snuffles? cake? Snuffleupagus? Snuffy for short. Heffalump?" Her rejection of these names was evident in the way she bared her teeth and growled, "So you like the name Orian, you traitor!" She wagged her tail and I bumped her head with mine in a cute manner.

I said and took another bite. “Seems your girlfriend is a stress baker.” she said in that cautious voice she used when she was about to hand it to me. “Who's my girlfriend?” I didn't imagine Anna lifting a finger to do anything, besides she was not my girlfriend. “Don't act dumb with me, your Olivia.” I focused on the cupcake, trust Zera to see everything. “She's not my girlfriend.” “Oh yes, she’s one of your pets.” She made air quotes. “She's not one of them. She is the only one.”

I just wish I could give him a very dirty slap. "Do you know who you're talking to little girl? Huh? Do you know what I can do to you right this minute if I want to?" He chuckled, still sizing me up. "Answer me bunny." 'Bunny', that's new. Is it a pet name or he is outrightly making fun of my long ears. I know it's going to be the latter. Asshole.

He said, arching his perfect eyebrow. Haha... sexy like D. D for d*** 'He is your Dick now.' IS remarked shamelessly. Shut up. "No. Dani is fine. I like it because it is the name of a cute doggy of my neighbouring aunt who lives in our colony back in India." I said in serious mode but my every nerve was laughing out rolling. His features become hilarious and He remarked, "What the fuck. Now Iam a cute doggy to you?" He asked clenching his jaw. Oh huh!