Funny Pet Names For Girlfriend Novels & Stories

“The girl friend may pose as a student of archaeology. I believe this is going to help your cause,” he suggested. “Can you stop calling me that?” Madison fumed. “What?” Kevin asked, not understanding. “The Girlfriend,” she said. “My name is Madison.” “Ah… of course. That is fine. But it might get me a bit of time to get hang of your names, you know,” he laughed loudly. Madison noted that he looked silly when he laughed.

"No!" "See, because it's a special pet name just between the two of you," I blurted out, matching her eyes this time. "Oh wait, now that we've found each other as mates and we have this special connection, we can set a pet name for each other. I'll call you my Divallie."

“ Since I am being mean now, I'll just let you know everything. You give your pets the worst names and overtime I just had to keep quiet about it. Goldie? Lady B? That was the dumbest name, by the way. I always wanted to tell you, but Grandma said to be nice about it. And I hadn't learnt how to be nice and your feelings were still fragile, so I kept it to myself. Now, it feels good to finally tell you.” She gaped at him for some seconds and shook her head in laughter, “It's all good. At least the names came from my heart sincerely. Not like the pets complained to you.” “Because they didn't have mouth to.” He said. At this a laughter escaped my lips. They both looked at me. “What? You both ar

she muttered skeptically to the critter, who just chittered happily in response, patting the squirming babies in Cherryl's lap with its little hand-paws and nuzzling her leg. "Well, ok then," she said with a bemused shake of her head, "Maybe you're somebody's pet? Or maybe you're an alien animal on an alien planet and I have no way to comprehend your behavior," she said wryly. "I guess if we're going to be friends, you're going to need a name." Cherryl started spouting off random names until she found one that fit. She wanted to give it a demon name since it was a demon, and she had almost settled on Luna when she thought of one that made her snicker.

She opened it and it revealed a golden retriever and a husky, both puppies. "Puppies!" I said with Skylar at the same time. Leo laughed. "The golden one is for Sky and the husky one for you. Since Nika, decided to take away Woof, here is a new one." I laughed remembering Nika taking away Woof. "Thank you so much. I love you." I placed a soft kiss on his lips. "You're welcome, now what are the names." "Let's have her pick both names." I giggled. She hugged the golden and called her, Goudie, which I'm guessing is Goldie. Then the husky one and called her, cookie.

Black teased, shaking his head fondly. I ignored him, pulling out my phone and snapping a picture of me and the puppy together. I sent it to the group chat with the caption: New baby! Name ideas? The replies flooded in almost instantly. “Fluffy,” Zack suggested. “Snowball,” Mike added. “Marshmallow,” Leo chimed in. “Ryan Jr.,” Ryan wrote, earning immediate eye-roll emojis from everyone else. I laughed, shaking my head as I scrolled through their ridiculous suggestions. “She’s so loved already,” I whispered, holding the puppy closer as she snuggled against me.

Damn male instincts. "And will we start this friendship with informal treatments? "I asked again. "Yes," she said, again gesturing with her shoulders. I controlled my eyes this time. "This includes cute nicknames. Use it without fear.” "Lioness" I said softly. Joana leaned slightly on the chair, frowning her face. "I didn't listen, babe. "I prefer to call you Lioness," I replied, a little louder. "If you allow me.” "Of course," she said, shrugging. "If it's your fetish to give nicknames with animal names, then so be it.”

"Dear wifey...I think you look beautiful naked. But now that you're ours we must keep your nakedness for our eyes only, try this beige one? it looks good on your skin." I giggled when he called me wifey, he knew that the new pet name made my inside purrs. "You know we're going to be late if you keep on calling me that." But Grady and Percy were always good with time management, I guess the discipline made them who they are today.

VR kissed Orni's head who was busy petting the puppy. " What are you going to call it?" VR whispered in her ear. She answered rubbing the puppy's furry body," Muffin. He is so cute and soft to touch." " Just like you," VR whispered kissing her neck and she started giggling. Again, she let go of his mistakes paving the way for her destruction.

If I brush her questions off, she will be suspicious of me, so I need to tell her something so that she does not ask her father who is resourceful to dig thoroughly about me. “I have two pups actually, my fur babies I call them Peril and Menace. I have my friend taking care of them when I am not around,” I hope that answers that I don’t have kids, not even a wife. I just don’t want to say out loud that I don’t have a girlfriend when I actually do. “You have dogs? Their names are funny, why did you name them Danger? Are they dangerous?” “They will be,” I chuckle. The waiter brings our drinks and I quietly have mine.